Characteristics of Liberals
After watching and listening to Liberals for decades on television, it is very easy to become afflicted by LFS (Liberal Fatigue Syndrome). Fortunately, Liberals and Democrats are pathologically narcissistic, selfish to the point of insanity, and cannot think for themselves because they are like sheep and therefore have very definitive characteristics than can be of great value to you when you teach your children to avoid them like the plague. Here’s a “short” list:
Democrats always get campaign contributions from the rich and votes from the poor on the pretense that they are protecting each from the other.
You can always count on a Democrat to lay down your life for his country.
Liberals always get offended when others talk while they are interrupting.
Liberals always approach every subject with an open mouth.
Democrats are misologists by nature – people who have a distrust of or hatred for reason or reasoning.
Liberals never open their mouths unless they have nothing to say.
Liberals not only want to have the last word, but the last 5,000.
Liberals are always long of wind and short of conclusion.
Democrats have nothing of consequence between the ears.
Liberals like you to come right out and say what you think, when you agree with them.
It’s easy to spot a Democrat, when there is nothing more to be said, he is still saying it.
Liberals have a chronic speech impediment – palpitation of the tongue.
Democrats are very cultured – they can bore you on any subject.
Liberals always have a diarrhea of words and a constipation of ideas.
Democrats know very little but they know it fluently.
Liberals can hardly wait to hear what they are going to say.
It’s easier to nail Jell-O to a wall than it is to get an honest answer from a Democrat.
Liberals will never look you in the eye and give you an honest answer.
What most Democrats need is a yappendectomy.
The best way for Liberals to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
Democrats only listen to a conversation when they are talking.
Liberals would be better off if their minds worked as fast as their mouths.
When Liberals and Democrats gather together, they become an island of insanity in a sea of madness.
Democrats talk about principles but act on interest.
Democrats are long on promises and short on memory.
Liberals are more than willing to put your money where their mouth is.
Democrats have the gift of grab.
Liberals can say absolutely nothing and mean every bit of it.
Democrats always stand for everything they think you will fall for.
The Liberal media actively helps Democrats to fool most of the people most of the time.
If a Democratic lawyer murdered his parents, he’d ask for mercy on the grounds that he is an orphan.
Democrats advance themselves in society by pulling themselves up by their bootlicks.
Most Liberals graduate from college magna *** loudest.
When given a free hand, Democrats will always stick it in your pocket.
Al Gore is such a phony, he’s got cavities in his false teeth.
Democrats always give publicly and steal privately.
Liberals are always ready to help you get what’s coming to them.
When it comes to Democrats, the less you have to do with them, the less you’ll be worse off.
Liberals have the kind of intuition that enables them to put two and two together and come up with an answer that suits them.
Democrats can always be counted on to force upon you and your family a solution from their own deranged minds that requires you to sacrifice something to them for a problem that doesn’t exist.
When Democrats want your opinion, they will give it to you.
Liberals don’t hold an opinion, it holds them.
The less Liberals know, the more stubbornly they know it.
Democrats are genius at arguing about things they don’t understand.
Democrats always follow the path of least persistence.
Democrats are always itching for money, but never scratching for it.
Liberals have a problem for every solution.
I like Liberals better the more I see them less.
Democrats are rude and aggressive in conversations so what they say must be taken with a grain of assault.
Democrats will do anything for a worker except become one.
Liberals always study both sides of an issue so that they can get around them.
Democrats shake your hand before an election and your confidence afterwards.
Democrats are always trying to save both their faces.
Democrats love to stand on their records – to keep the voters from taking a good look at them.
Most Democrats divide their time between running for office and running for cover.
Democrats always find out which way the crowd is going and then they jump in front and wave their own banners.
A Liberal will always listen to his psychiatrist and then draw his own confusions.
A Democrat will knife you in the back and then have you arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.
Democrats think they know it all but keep proving that they do not.
Liberals always have the answers for questions you aren’t asking.
Liberals are always mistaking the right of free speech for free screetch.
A Democrat is proof that an empty head and a stuffed shirt can go together.
Liberals appeal to the emotions by beating the eardrums.
Listening to Democrat speeches, you can’t help wondering who writes their immaterial.
Democrats are very class conscious – they have no class and everyone is conscious of it.
Liberals are always trying to get something for nothing and then they complain about the quality of the service.
In ancient biblical days, it was considered a miracle when an ass spoke. Listening to Democrats, you can’t help but realize how some things haven’t changed.
Democrats are always a cast of characters in search of a plot.
Liberals always know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Democrats are always for diversity of opinion…so long as it is their own.
Democrats always support unions who labor mightily to produce nothing, indeed to prevent others from producing anything.
“Consensus” to a Democrat means that everyone agrees collectively what no one believes individually.
Democrats are a shadow without hope.
Liberals always believe that ignoring reality is the only way to be happy.