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[momma_soapmaker]

I found the perfect cake for Dennis.


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See - this is why we can't have nice things. I've enjoyed this thread while it lasted.

 

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[Roger Thornhill]

 

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[nehimama]

 

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[ajmc]

 

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[The Mountain]

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I'd like to see that Holden try to keep up with the Rimac electric car. I'm a die-hard petrol-head, and as soon as I can find one I'm going to get a late-60s big V8 with a cam so tall it'll sound like it's about to stall out while idling, but over short distances a high-power electric will out-accelerate gas every time. I'd bet that even the Tesla Plaid could walk away from that car.

 

[Millwright]

.... electric will out-accelerate gas every time. I'd bet that even the Tesla Plaid could walk away from that car.

With all the appeal of driving a rocket powered dildo on the track.

 

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[The Mountain]

With all the appeal of driving a rocket powered dildo on the track.

I didn't say that it would be thrilling. But there is a great clip of a drag race between the three guys from the original Top Gear, with Jeremy Clarkson driving an Aventador and Richard Hammond in the Rimac Concept One. The race is on a runway, and I think it was a 1-mile course. In Clarkson' words, the Rimac "just f*cks off. I've never seen anything move that quickly". It beat the Aventador by nearly 4 seconds.

Hammond was rendered speechless by its performance. Later in that episode he went off a mountain and destroyed the car, which then burned for 5 days.

 

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[Old Gray Mare]

A series of cooking videos. Some of his running commentary had me in tears laughing. Many of his recipes are leftovers of the Great Depression and WWII.
Fair use.
B. Dylan Hollis [ALL BAD recipes] Mega Horror Compilation
Jun 22, 2022

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9LRcUtSQ28
Run time 35:50

 

[Texican]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident", I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED!"

 

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