PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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willowlady
Veteran Member
I like this one better: The inventor of autocorrect has died. May he rust in piss.
CaryC
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Not only that but in most cases once you name a cow, it dies from old age. "Here have one of Myrtle's T-bones," just doesn't go over very well.
Sid Vicious
Veteran Member
Loretta Van Riet
Trying to hang out with the cool kids.
The League of Pigs. Such athletes! Course includes water features and obstacles. Great narration! rt 12 min.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZaRTUdYBZU&t=1s
Loretta Van Riet
Trying to hang out with the cool kids.
We once had a member here who purchased a young Steer and named him "Bobby-Q". However, their children discovered Bobby-Q enjoyed being ridden under saddle. So much for filling their freezer, lol.
Pat Hogen
Contributing Member
Sounds like a New Zealander, as in Fush ern Cherps (Fish and Chips).
bw
Fringe Ranger
Never had trouble eating one that we'd named and watched grow up.
Our kids never needed those little tricks, having grown up seeing butchering from infancy. And while dogs, horses, and some cats were pets, dairy cows weren't... normally. But we couldn't help but have favorites, especially a couple fancy show cows.
One of them was a gorgeous 2 year old, named Miss Nellie in honor of her elderly breeder. She'd won everything as a calf and bred heifer, calved out easily, milked *very* well, won her classes again that summer... and could never get pregnant again. We tried everything... several vets, as well as leading her 3/8 of a mile to (and from) a neighbor's proven bull seven times. When we finally gave up, she was just 3 years old, fat as butter, and would come when we called. A 58 inch tall puppy dog.
She was delicious. Until one of the kids piped up, "Mom, is this Miss Nellie?". Sigh, yes. Can we just not talk about it?
Summerthyme
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Seeker22
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Never name something you may have to eat.
cyberiot
Rimtas žmogus
Fellow near DD's school named his two turkeys Christmas and Thanksgiving.
StarryEyedLad
désespéré pour le ciel
StarryEyedLad
désespéré pour le ciel
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
For those that don't know...my computer 'collapsed'...and, for now, I'm using a 'back up'. I don't have access to my 'already made memes' nor my 'tools' to make new ones. And to top it off, I don't know how to 'navigate' the programs on this 'back up'. So...that's why I haven't been posting my normal 'Goodnight' memes.
I've just tried downloading a picture to this computer...and I'm now going to try to post it here. Lol, wish me luck...
I've just tried downloading a picture to this computer...and I'm now going to try to post it here. Lol, wish me luck...
Walrus Whisperer
Hope in chains...
Goodnight, Cappy. I'm headed there myself.
