MORON A coffee ban is next

Dobbin

Faithful Steed
Isn't chicory a local substitute for coffee beans?

Google query:

Is chicory a good substitute for coffee?


Chicory root is naturally caffeine-free, so it makes an excellent coffee substitute if you're looking to reduce your caffeine intake ( 20 ). Some people add chicory root to hot water for a completely caffeine-free beverage, while others mix it into a small amount of regular coffee to enjoy a lower caffeine beverage.Dec 1, 2021

Um. Caffeine free. Owner would say "Like kissing your sister."

Dobbin
 

L.A.B.

Goodness before greatness.
That WEF’er loOks like he might need a good coffee counselor. I think I could get him right in the head with the rest of humanity in a few Moka-Pots of sessions.

I damn well guarantee ya. By the time I’m done with that man, he’ll be safe to walk alone over bridges in Seattle on rainy days and Mondays too.
 

Texican

Live Free & Die Free.... God Freedom Country....
Stupidity knows no bounds.

The following is from:

A study reports that Americans consume about 646 million cups of coffee daily. They added that COVID significantly contributed to the rise of “at-home” coffee consumption.

The majority of Americans drink coffee over any other drink (National Coffee Association, 2021)
  • 58% (Coffee)
  • 46% (Tap Water)
  • 47% (Tea)
  • 36% (Soda)
  • 24% (Juice)
Most sodas have caffeine.

Not only does the Right drink coffee, but so does the Left.

So, lets tic off both sides of the aisle and see where this leads. A problem destined to receive time in Congress.

With such stupidity, will they also include restricting liquor on their agenda?

Texican....
 

Abert

Veteran Member
Great plan - watch Western productivity take a nose dive - their "suggestions" have already wrecked the EU - no coffee but maybe - just maybe - their is a type of BUG which they are pushing we eat that could be roasted and substituted?
I am sure they will let us know!
 

jward

passin' thru
here's the thread we ran on it last month; some great memes & music in it!
 

dioptase

Veteran Member
I'm not a coffee drinker, but as a caffeine imbiber (tea), I'm in solidarity with you all.

I have to wonder, though, how many people, thinking they are doing something *good*, actually will stop (or try to stop) drinking coffee.
 

Luddite

Veteran Member
Cocaine cartels may get surpassed by
caffeine cartels.

Hearing Glen Frey's "Smuggler's Blues" in my head.

Just last week I was buying coffee at the Dollar General.

Poor checkout girl was telling me how great "mushroom fake coffee" tasted. Sounded like she was on some kind of monthly order plan with different flavors. I tried to act interested.
 
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Dobbin

Faithful Steed
You know, I often wonder why these so called experts have nothing better to do than f*** with everybody’s s*** every….single…..day…. :smkd:
The Power (tm)

The money feeds their bodies, and the power feeds their ego.

I think they should go on a diet.

Cross post: and don't expect anyone to illegally enter and cook for them. Get off your duff and do it yourself.

Dobbin
 

ginnie6

Veteran Member
I can't handle caffeine anymore...makes my heart race and I'm all fluttery inside for hours. Cut out the caffeine and it stopped. BUT I still LOVE my morning coffee, it's decaf now but you mess with it and I will hurt you. Everyone here knows to just not talk to me till that cup is in my hand. Got a couple daughters that if you mess with their coffee they'll hurt you too. One of them tried that mushroom coffee and didn't like it so gave it to me. It's got almost as much caffeine as coffee! I about climbed out of my skin when I tried it. It wasn't bad per say but it isn't coffee!
 

et2

TB Fanatic
They won’t make you quit. They’ll just put a penalty carbon tax on that, and everything else they want to take away. You won’t be able to afford it … rice, beans, cigarettes, bottled water, etc.

Bugs will be plentiful and affordable. They will still have everything they want, they’re rich. Sucks to be you.
 

greysage

On The Level
Poor checkout girl was telling me how great "mushroom fake coffee" tasted. Sounded like she was on some kind of monthly order plan with different flavors. I tried to act interested.

Similar to fake-meat for vegetarians. They can't call it what it is. It's not meat and that isn't coffee. There's hot chocolate, why can't they call it hot mushroom drink?
 

Dobbin

Faithful Steed
chicory tastes very little like coffee
Given chicory's possibility as an "alternative", very likely it will be found by TPTB as MORE damaging to something or other.

There is no escape for you. Bugs and rainwater out of a rusty hub cap.

You will own nothing - and be happy.

But don't expect them to keep you in the style to which you are accustomed.

And I suspect that all this has nothing to do with long term survival of the specie - except maybe THEIR personal being.

They get more when you get less...

Dobbin
 

Quiet Man

Nothing unreal exists
At what point will it be too much? These are all just incrementalist steps toward their goal of banning people.
 
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