The mayonnaise master thread

[psychgirl]

it's the ONLY non-citrus based Mayo that doesn't smell like stale a$$, the others I tried were beyond gross.

I use that kind quite often. It’s good stuff!

 

[Garand]

When I was in the military we ended up in France and I found out that they call Mayo frite sauce. They dip their fries in it like we dip ours in ketchup here in the USA.

 

[Walrus Whisperer]

Mixed with tuna, brown mustard and dill pickle relish served on rye..... delicious!

That is my go to recipe for a tuna sandwich!

 

[lonestar09]

Would Hellman's Olive Oil Mayo work for you?

It has soybean oil in it

 

[rafter]

Diesel 3.95 yesterday, 4.26 today.

Diesel this morning....$3.59...this afternoon....$4.19

 

[lonestar09]

The best mayo? The one the wife gets. I never seem to get the right one.

 

[FireDance]

I'm having a blast thinking of you barfing over mayonaisse.

I know. Right. Dennis I slather my Mayo on everything and often put it on “the side” to slather other stuff in. I have made it and it’s delicious. I just love mayonnaise. That feeling it gives to your mouth…

 

[packyderms_wife]

It has soybean oil in it

Not my monkey’s not my circus.

 

[Walrus Whisperer]

I love getting a couple artichokes in season and I eat them with mayo. Yum!

 

[FireDance]

All my life. And it will never go away.

I say we try aversion therapy on you. Won’t take long.

 

[Duffield]

When I was a kid in the 60's we was so poor we all ate mayo. sandwiches for supper.

 

[nehimama]

When I was in the military we ended up in France and I found out that they call Mayo frite sauce. They dip their fries in it like we dip ours in ketchup here in the USA.

YASSS! Same in Gemany. To this day, I love to dip fries in Mayo!

 

[Dennis Olson]

I know. Right. Dennis I slather my Mayo on everything and often put it on “the side” to slather other stuff in. I have made it and it’s delicious. I just love mayonnaise. That feeling it gives to your mouth…

Look, if you want a mouth full of creamy white slime, who am I to cast aspersions on your lifestyle….

 

[bbbuddy]

Well, there's your problem, you think it must be "slimey". Nothing could be further from the truth.

People think snakes are slimey too, until they touch one. Nothing slimey there either!

 

[Dozdoats]

Blue Plate! From 'Nawlins, y'all.

Duke's is good, too.

Can't have a mater sammich without good mayo!

 

[bbbuddy]

Blue Plate! From 'Nawlins, y'all.

Duke's is good, too.

Can't have a mater sammich without good mayo!

Oh a sandwich of fresh out of the garden sliced tomato and Mayo is "food for the gods"!

 

[Fairwillows]

When I was a kid in the 60's we was so poor we all ate mayo. sandwiches for supper.

We ate miracle whip sandwiches! Until one day, my brother saw me eyeing the inside of my sandwich. He said, ya know what those little red dots are, dontcha? I was 14 years younger than him, I said no, what? He said smashed up red spiders, I went over to the grape arbor and threw up!!! My mother yelled at him, and she never yelled.

 

[h_oder]

Use mayo instead of butter when making toast in a skillet or grill. It browns evenly and you don't taste the mayo after browning.

So true! Plus, for those of us who keep their butter in the fridge, it spreads much easier and doesn't shred the bread!

 

[privatemom]

Nope. Miracle Whip or nothing. Mayo is gross.

 

[Krayola]

Mayonnaise a lot of strong opinions on this thread!
People fixin' to Duke it out!

 

[Wildwood]

Miracle Whip IS NOT mayonnaise....sacrilege!!! It is gray goop...BLAHHH My husband was a Miracle Whip person when we first met. I fixed that real quick!

I fixed mine too but it took a few years.

 

[Bumblepuff]

On the left: normal molecule of mayonnaise, perfectly tasty.
On the right: molecule of mayonnaise turned to the Dark Side.​

 

[33dInd]

I always wanted to take an empty mayo jar and fill it with vanilla pudding and then go sit in the park or somewhere public and start eating it and see the reactions of people.

I like the way you think

 

[33dInd]

Goes great with fried spam samwich

 

[Capt. Eddie]

Huh. Looks like somebody blew a seal.

Was not. It's mayonnaise!!!!!!

One of my favorite jokes of all time.

 

[Wildwood]

When I was a kid in the 60's we was so poor we all ate mayo. sandwiches for supper.

That was a pretty common practice when I was growing up along with butter and sugar sandwiches...I think a lot of people had hard times back then.

 

[nwillitts]

spread mayo all over turkey,chicken before cooking it,comes out so brown and moist!

 

[Yogizorch]

Miracle Whip is the only way to make a great BLT.

 

[EYW]

From this point forward, ALL mayonnaise discussion other than price and availability, will be moved here:

The mayonnaise master thread

Mary, mayo has vinegar in it. Just the smell of vinegarized egg whites throws my gastric system into instant, violent reverse. And reading all you “vinegarized white snot” lovers’ raving about that disgusting product is tapping on my “hurl” button. If anyone ever wanted to get secrets out of me...

www.timebomb2000.com

If your post contains one word about flavor, recipes, etc, it’s going to be gone the instant I see it.

Oh my, Dennis has stopped the car and he is taking his flip-flop off. Someone's gonna get a whooping.

 

[Bumblepuff]

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[xtreme_right]

By the way, miracle whip is not mayo. Lol

I know it’s not mayo but I’m sure Dennis hates it just as much.

Use miracle whip as a face mask. Leave on 10-20 minutes. Use a dry wash cloth and gently rub it off. It magically removes dead skin like nothing I’ve ever seen. It has to be miracle whip, not mayo. Mayo doesn’t work the same.

 

[subnet]

When I was very young, maybe 1st grade, I told mom I wanted a tuna sandwich.
She graciously told me to "make it yourself."
OK then.
I opened the can, drained it, and mixed it in a bowl with Mustard.

She came back into the kitchen and was very upset and said
"What on earth do you think you are doing?
You don't use mustard!!! You Use Mayonnaise!!"

I simply said "I LIKE mustard"

I use both..another question is, mayo or butter with artichokes?

 

[Publius]

It's one of the ingredient's in my infamous egg sandwich's.

 

[Namsgrls]

Kewpie, but not the US recipe; the original from Japan.

Kewpie is the absolute best! Even my dil, who doesn’t normally like mayonnaise, is hooked on the taste. I’ve never seen it in the grocery store here, so I order it from Amazon. It’s expensive…about $23 for a 3 pack of the squeeze bottles….but so worth it. I don’t have it in my pantry all the time, but I always have Dukes. Hands down the best I can buy locally! Croissant or English muffin with egg, sausage, and cheese….topped off with either mayo above, and that’s my breakfast of choice. Yum!

 

[fish hook]

When I was in the military we ended up in France and I found out that they call Mayo frite sauce. They dip their fries in it like we dip ours in ketchup here in the USA.

That is good. When i was a small child my mom would make me fried potato sandwiches with mayonnaise.

 

[Red Baron]

This is fantastic!

RT - 13:15

Grilled Mexican Street Corn | Elote

View: https://youtu.be/pOCIVwPbg58

 

[Millwright]

In Germany, you got mayo with french fries, not catsup.

Their mayo tasted different tho.

 

[greysage]

I know it’s not mayo but I’m sure Dennis hates it just as much.

Use miracle whip as a face mask. Leave on 10-20 minutes. Use a dry wash cloth and gently rub it off. It magically removes dead skin like nothing I’ve ever seen. It has to be miracle whip, not mayo. Mayo doesn’t work the same.

Would it work for exfoliating feet?

 

[Krayola]

I have found that a lot of recipes call for mayo. Anything from cakes, chicken, to casseroles. My DH hates mayo but he can never tell when it's in a cooked food. It's great on baked chicken breasts. Just spread mayo, parmesan cheese, seasonings (I like garlic salt & italian seasoning) and some bread crumbs.

 

[Krayola]

I have never used it but I read somewhere that mayo works as a lice treatment as well.