INSANITY Elves against Trump

Old Gray Mare

TB Fanatic
IMO whatever that was might significantly benefit from some physiatric help. The mentally ill can be very unpredictable.

Thing to remember is just because something looks cute, small and harmless doesn't mean it is. Underestimating an opponent is not a good thing.
 

Melodi

Disaster Cat
Brought to you by people who have never actually read Tolkien or if they have, they missed the parts about elves being reluctant to fight but absolutely fearless warriors when they did.

Of course, there is a lot more to elves than Tolkein, and again, I saw these people have no idea of the real legends of the Little Folk or The People of the Air, The Good Folk or any of the other truly frightening and inhumane qualities they are reported to have.

I mean as a general rule, the story cycles from all over Europe and much of the rest of the world suggest you don't want to upset even the least of these "beings" and you sure as heck don't want to pretend to be one!

Personally, I'd rather not be caught in a "fairie ring" for a thousand years and then come out to find everyone I never knew was dead and gone....but their mileage may vary.
 

Melodi

Disaster Cat
If it wasn't for EBT, these people would be eating YOUR Duncan Donuts and drinking your coffee.

And possibly sleeping in your basement - maybe they are?

Do elves grow up to be Ogres?

Dobbin
According to Tolkein only when kidnapped and forced to breed with Orcs, then the babies are Orcs...(and I'm not making this up, it is "true" in the Tolkein Cosmology which is based on a mishmash of Germanic and Celtic Traditions).
 

Dobbin

Faithful Steed
According to Tolkein only when kidnapped and forced to breed with Orcs, then the babies are Orcs...(and I'm not making this up, it is "true" in the Tolkein Cosmology which is based on a mishmash of Germanic and Celtic Traditions).
If this is the case then we need to put Trump signs under any bridge. Yunno, maybe there is a sort of "cross" effect that works here?

Keep them in the basements and under beds.

No, sorry. That latter is "Boogymen." Yunno - Zombies who went to college - and died there.

I'm getting confused....

Dobbin
 

Dobbin

Faithful Steed
I'd REALLY like to know what's with the huge crazy eyes thing I see everywhere. It's like the brain pressure from crazy pops their eyeballs out some. :shr:

or protruding of one or both eyes is called proptosis or exophthalmos. Exophthalmos is usually used when describing bulging eyes caused by Graves disease, a disorder causing overactivity of the thyroid gland (hyperthyroidism). Bulging eyes are not the same as prominent eyes.

Dobbin
 

Dobbin

Faithful Steed
Wow! I never knew it was a condition!
Owner has the opposite. Hypothyroidism.

What does the thyroid gland do? The thyroid gland produces hormones that regulate the body's metabolic rate controlling heart, muscle and digestive function, brain development and bone maintenance. Its correct functioning depends on a good supply of iodine from the diet.

Dobbin
 

Sid Vicious

Veteran Member
Yikes! I sincerely hope the Fae and other supernatural folk don’t see this kind of stuff... They’re disappointed in humankind enough as it is! Wannabes, NOT a form of flattery...

OldArcher


Most of the fae in this world have been wiped out. Little people are still around in Iceland though. Its fascinating reading about how the Icelandics slaughtered the denizens of the faire from that island.
 

Seeker22

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Most of the fae in this world have been wiped out. Little people are still around in Iceland though. Its fascinating reading about how the Icelandics slaughtered the denizens of the faire from that island.

The Fae are still out there. What men have done to them will be cause to fly that Fairy Flag one last time. Look to Three Gorges Dam for how pissed the Water Fae are right now. The enemy has made us forget the Old Gods, the Old Ways, and turns them into cartoons and movies to make them ridiculous. People dressing up and making parodies of Elves? My money's on the real Fae.
Some of us still Remember.
 
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