Black Seal
Inactive
(I'm probably going to get in big trouble...) 
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
> >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> >40-ish...........................49
> >Adventurous..................Slept with everyone
> >Athletic..........................No tits
> >Average looking............Ugly
> >Beautiful.........................Pathological liar
> >Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of pills
> >Emotionally Secure........On medication
> >Feminist.........................Fat
> >Free spirit.....................Junkie
> >Friendship first..............Former slut
> >Fun...............................Annoying
> >New-Age......................Body hair in the wrong places
> >Open-minded................Desperate
> >Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing
> >Passionate.....................Sloppy drunk
> >Professional...................Bitch
> >Voluptuous....................Very Fat
> >Large frame..................Hugely Fat
> >Wants Soul mate..........Stalker
> >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. Yes = No
> >2. No = Yes
> >3. Maybe = No
> >4. We need = I want
> >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
> >MEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> >3. I am tired = I am tired
> >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
> >DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> >40-ish...........................49
> >Adventurous..................Slept with everyone
> >Athletic..........................No tits
> >Average looking............Ugly
> >Beautiful.........................Pathological liar
> >Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of pills
> >Emotionally Secure........On medication
> >Feminist.........................Fat
> >Free spirit.....................Junkie
> >Friendship first..............Former slut
> >Fun...............................Annoying
> >New-Age......................Body hair in the wrong places
> >Open-minded................Desperate
> >Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing
> >Passionate.....................Sloppy drunk
> >Professional...................Bitch
> >Voluptuous....................Very Fat
> >Large frame..................Hugely Fat
> >Wants Soul mate..........Stalker
> >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. Yes = No
> >2. No = Yes
> >3. Maybe = No
> >4. We need = I want
> >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
> >MEN'S ENGLISH:
> >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> >3. I am tired = I am tired
> >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
bart!!! 
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