WTF?!? Twenty-Six Year-Old Father of 17 Killed in Davenport Funeral Home

Bps1691

Veteran Member
The dude was 26 years old and from what I can find had 17 kids by several different women!

17 freaking kids!!!!

It's tragic that anyone get murdered in frount of their children, but at just 26 years old this dude procreated 17 kids who are probably all on public aid and being raised by a mother who copulates with a man who flits from flower to flower....

"Jamie Delaney Shorter is Jeremy’s father and he said he will be strong for the 17 children his son left behind."

… where they h*ll was Grandpa while his son was growing up, because anyone who has 17 kids in that short of a lifetime sure wasn't focused on much of anything other than fornicating with as many women as he could



The community is mourning tonight after a man was shot dead at a Davenport Funeral Home.

24- year-old Nuemonei Laster is now behind bars, he’s being charged with first degree murder and felon possession of a firearm among other charges.

The victim is 26-year-old Jeremy Shorter of Davenport.

Police say Shorter was gunned down while attending his son’s visitation at Weerts Funeral Home in Davenport on Saturday morning.

Jeremy Shorter was remembered by family and friends with a balloon release Sunday evening.

Jamie Delaney Shorter is Jeremy’s father and he said he will be strong for the 17 children his son left behind.

“That grandpa is going to be there for them and their other siblings when they get around their bothers and sisters just try to be strong,” said Shorter.

His children were there when the tragic shooting happened.

“They were there to say bye to their brother for them to see what took place there it was just sad things really have to change,” said Shorter.

Shavonta Randel took her daughter to be with the rest of her siblings during the balloon release.

“They’re all young and many of them don’t understand what’s going on just yet so just being around everybody and everybody hanging out loving on each other is what their going to need,” said Randel.

Randel said Shorter’s legacy will live on.


“He was a loving person had a big smile that’s what I remeber most about him was his smile you know and he left behind a legacy He left behinds all these kids that we all have to cheries at the end of the day,” said Randel.

Weerts Funeral Home sent Local 4 News a statement in regards to Saturday’s tragic incident.

“Serving our families with care and compassion is always our top priority. On Saturday, during a scheduled visitation, there was apparently a conflict between some attendees that resulted in a shooting in the parking lot of our location. The police were notified and we are fully cooperating with the investigation. Our hearts break for those who are grieving.”
 

cyberiot

Rimtas žmogus
So, counting the dead one, 18 kids? Sheesh! And that's just the hits; imagine all the misses . . .
 
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Publius

TB Fanatic
Was this in Florida? I recall a few years ago there was some guy the state of Florida was getting after for having a pile of kids with different women and not supporting any of them.
 

Bps1691

Veteran Member
Its ok. Three of those kids were graduating from college this year and are expected to be elected to the Ohio State Legislature.
Wonder how many would have been Doc-tors if Poppa Rabbit had of just lived and been alive to "pay" for their edu-a-cation???
 

minkykat

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I rather doubt the whole community mourns this freddy freeloader. His baby mamas will go on to find other sperm donors I'm sure.
 

Bps1691

Veteran Member
Was this in Florida? I recall a few years ago there was some guy the state of Florida was getting after for having a pile of kids with different women and not supporting any of them.
The OP is in Iowa.. Quad Cities area

I remember something about a dud with beaucoup kids paying no child support... went to search and found..

The Three Men Who Have Fathered 78 Children with 46 Different Women

"Three men in Tennessee have notched up a staggering 78 children by 46 different women between them — and are doing their best to squirm out of paying for a single one.

Terry Turnage has 23 children with 17 different women, while Richard M. Colbert has 25 children with 18 women. But Desmond Hatchett takes the record with 30 children with 11 women.

On rare occasions, they pay a few dollars to the long-suffering mothers but mostly leave the state to pick up the slack — while one eludes his responsibilities altogether thanks to a stint in prison."

More at

But Hatchett takes the cake... 30 kids- 11 mommas and he sued the state for relief of the child support the horn-dog pays...

A 33-year-old Knoxville, Tenn. man with 30 children appeared in court this week to ask the state for child-support help, Memphis news station WREG reported Wednesday.

Desmond Hatchett has fathered 30 children -- which is believed to be the record in Knox county, according to the Los Angeles Times -- with 11 different women. His youngest children are toddlers and his oldest is 14.

Hatchett reportedly asked the court to give him a break on his payments, claiming that he's struggling to make ends meet with his minimum-wage job. Currently, the state requires him to divide 50 percent of his earnings among the 11 women, some of whom receive as little as $1.49 a month, WREG reports.

How did Hatchett come to father so many children? “I had four kids in the same year. Twice," he told Volunteer TV in 2009. He also told a local news station that year that he was "done" having kids (he had only 21 at the time).
Hatchett isn't the only serial father to make headlines. NFL player Antonio Cromartie, 28, famously fathered 10 children by eight women in six states.

… more at- Man With 30 Kids Asks Judge For Break On Child Support Payments
 

WildDaisy

God has a plan, Trust it!
17 children with probably 4-5 different women AT THE SAME TIME (because of his age, it wasnt possible that they were monogamous relationships, he had to have different women all over the place).

Is there any wonder there was an "Altercation" in the parking lot? It was probably all the baby mama's finding out for the first time that he had 17 children and they weren't the "One and only" in his life. And being the "strong black women" that they are, I'm sure that didnt go over too well.
 

Oldotaku

Veteran Member
The Quad Cities (Des Moines, Cedar Rapids, and Dubuque as well) are being infested with the dregs that either can't make it work in Chicongo, or find it too "hot" there. There is definitely a Red/Blue divide in Iowa, with the cities being blue, and the countryside being red. And the "Blues" sure love their "dregs".
 

MinnesotaSmith

Membership Revoked
Reminds me of this decal:

dads-in-jail-stick-figure-family-decal-thumb.jpg


From here: Dads In Jail Stick Figure Family Decal
 

packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
The OP is in Iowa.. Quad Cities area

I remember something about a dud with beaucoup kids paying no child support... went to search and found..

The Three Men Who Have Fathered 78 Children with 46 Different Women

"Three men in Tennessee have notched up a staggering 78 children by 46 different women between them — and are doing their best to squirm out of paying for a single one.

Terry Turnage has 23 children with 17 different women, while Richard M. Colbert has 25 children with 18 women. But Desmond Hatchett takes the record with 30 children with 11 women.

On rare occasions, they pay a few dollars to the long-suffering mothers but mostly leave the state to pick up the slack — while one eludes his responsibilities altogether thanks to a stint in prison."

More at

But Hatchett takes the cake... 30 kids- 11 mommas and he sued the state for relief of the child support the horn-dog pays...

A 33-year-old Knoxville, Tenn. man with 30 children appeared in court this week to ask the state for child-support help, Memphis news station WREG reported Wednesday.

Desmond Hatchett has fathered 30 children -- which is believed to be the record in Knox county, according to the Los Angeles Times -- with 11 different women. His youngest children are toddlers and his oldest is 14.

Hatchett reportedly asked the court to give him a break on his payments, claiming that he's struggling to make ends meet with his minimum-wage job. Currently, the state requires him to divide 50 percent of his earnings among the 11 women, some of whom receive as little as $1.49 a month, WREG reports.

How did Hatchett come to father so many children? “I had four kids in the same year. Twice," he told Volunteer TV in 2009. He also told a local news station that year that he was "done" having kids (he had only 21 at the time).
Hatchett isn't the only serial father to make headlines. NFL player Antonio Cromartie, 28, famously fathered 10 children by eight women in six states.

… more at- Man With 30 Kids Asks Judge For Break On Child Support Payments

The term for these men is "breeder" there are several forums on FetLife for these men and the women who want to hook up with them... and they're from all races and ethnicities. If you know how to look for them you'll find them on Craigs List and even in the local want ads. I narrowly escaped being married to a breeder, he's got tons of kids and yes he's white, very white. There was a guy here back in the 90's traveling through town in a group of converted school buses, he was in his early 20's and everyone was to refer to him as the profit. He had probably 15 women traveling with him, all of whom had at least four kids in tow, I can only imagine how many he's fathered since then, and yes he was white.
 
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Bps1691

Veteran Member
Note: He is 26. In order for his children to have already graduated from college, he would have had to start making babies at age 4.

Errr… that's why I put "Wonder how many would have been Doc-tors if Poppa Rabbit had of just lived and been alive to "pay" for their edu-a-cation???

… the point is he died before they got old enough to go to college and he isn't around to pay for it
 

packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
24- year-old Nuemonei Laster is now behind bars, he’s being charged with first degree murder and felon possession of a firearm among other charges.

So the dead guy was creeping on another black guys bitches and he paid the ultimate price, with his life. Watched the video at the link, Jeremy's bio daddy wasn't that much older than him from the looks of things.
 

packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
I'm convinced that the only way to control these breeders is castration at birth! Problem solved.

The problem is how do you know which ones are the breeders or not? I mean if you go over to the breeder's forums (yup they exist) and/or to FetLife to look at the breeders' groups some of these guys you'd never guess in a million years are breeders, lesbians typically don't care about looks they just want a baby!

And it doesn't matter the race, some of them are fat and ugly, others are skinny and look milquetoast. NOT all breeders look like a supermodel, a cowboy, or stud muffin. Most are plain, if not ugly, they have charm on their side and they are only interested in one thing, spreading their seed as far and wide as possible.
 

waterdog

Senior Member
Best fight I ever saw was at the free clinic at the university where I was working as campus cop.Rectum was there with baby mama #1 and baby at pediatric clinic on 1st floor. When they were leaving they ran into baby mama #2 and baby in the lobby ( she had just tested positive at the (clap clinic). The two mamas started fighting rolling in the floor cussing pulling hair and punching each other while baby daddy laughed. Suddenly they stopped and both turned on him. Hep me! hep me! He shouted. I was laughing so hard I almost swallowed my tongue. I just stood back and watched till they got tired and left. Boss asked why I didn't stop it? I told him it was so much fun to watch I never really thought to. He agreed. Heh Heh
 

MinnesotaSmith

Membership Revoked
The thread title alone precludes the necessity of a GTR notice.

(I casually wonder to myself how many of those kids were to white women...?)

You'd think word would get out on what the prospects are when white broads burn the coal.

From Vox Popoli: The toll

The toll

"There is a common phrase one hears among skeptics of biracial relationships between blacks and whites, "burn the coal, pay the toll". But given my background in economics, I couldn't help wondering what, precisely, is the toll? Here are some relevant facts, figures, and probabilities for white women contemplating the costs and benefits of coal-burning.

  • 100 percent greater chance of getting divorced.
Marriages that took place between African American men and white women had twice the potential of ending up in divorce in comparison to marriages involving a white man and a white woman. White female and African American male couples also had the greatest chances of divorce out of all non-white and white marriages.
- "
Is Interracial Marriage More Likely to End in Divorce?"

  • 3 percent chance of having legitimate children
92% of biracial children with African American fathers are born out of wedlock,with Caucasian mothers leading in that percentage [at 97%]. 90% of women who have children out of wedlock with African American men will not end up marrying that man, where as 10% will wed, yet those that wed, or do have their children in wedlock, typically end up a single mother nonetheless due to divorce.
- "Ninety Two Percent: Examining the Birth Trends, Family Structure, Economic Standing, Paternal Relationships, and Emotional Stability of Biracial Children with African American Fathers"

  • 98 percent chance of not being financially supported by the child's father
Does the father of your children support financially? Caucasian: NO 98% YES 2%
- "Ninety Two Percent: Examining the Birth Trends, Family Structure, Economic Standing, Paternal Relationships, and Emotional Stability of Biracial Children with African American Fathers"


  • A one-in-three chance of encountering herpes.
White infection rate: 6 percent. Black infection rate: 32 percent.
- "Percentage of Adults Aged 20--29 Years with Genital Herpes Infection, by Race/Ethnicity", National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey

  • 1,524 percent greater chance of encountering gonorrhea
White male infection rate: 28.8/100,000. Black male infection rate: 467.7/100,000.
- "STD/HIV incidence rates in the US (breakdown by race) 2014", Centers for Disease Control

  • 670 percent greater chance of being murdered
In this paper we examine patterns and trends in homicides between marriage partners in the United States for 1976 through 1985 using data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Supplemental Homicide Reports (FBI-SHR). We identified 16,595 spouse homicides accounting for 8.8 per cent of all homicides reported to the FBI-SHR during this 10-year period…. The risk of victimization was greater for spouses in interracial than in intraracial marriages … Spouse homicides in marriages where the husband was Black and the wife was White constituted 1.4 per cent of the total … Spouse homicide incidence rates were 7.7 times higher in interracial marriages relative to intraracial marriages.
- “Fatal Violence among Spouses in the United States, 1976-85,” by James A. Mercy and Linda E. Saltzman.

So, that's the toll involved. It's not even close to the cheerful middle-class picture so often presented by the television commercials. In light of the statistical probabilities involved, any parent who remains silent for fear of being called "racist" fully deserves the 18-year penalty that so often results from biracial relationships. I note that any parent who permitted their children to take such similarly high risks in other circumstances would probably be charged with abuse."
 
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