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Subject: FW: The Texas Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his
Tes$ticles ached almost all the time.
The doctor told him to stand on the examining
table and drop his pants. The
doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the midget to turn his head and cough (the
usual method to check for a hernia).
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right testicle, he
asked the midget to turn and cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his
surgical scissors. Snip, snip,
snip, snip on the right side; snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, on the
left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and
see if his te$ticles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around the doc's office and
discovered his te$ticles were no longer aching.
The midget replied,
"Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top
of your cowboy boots."
Subject: FW: The Texas Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his
Tes$ticles ached almost all the time.
The doctor told him to stand on the examining
table and drop his pants. The
doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the midget to turn his head and cough (the
usual method to check for a hernia).
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right testicle, he
asked the midget to turn and cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his
surgical scissors. Snip, snip,
snip, snip on the right side; snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, on the
left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and
see if his te$ticles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around the doc's office and
discovered his te$ticles were no longer aching.
The midget replied,
"Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top
of your cowboy boots."
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his
Tes$ticles ached almost all the time.
The doctor told him to stand on the examining
table and drop his pants. The
doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the midget to turn his head and cough (the
usual method to check for a hernia).
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right testicle, he
asked the midget to turn and cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his
surgical scissors. Snip, snip,
snip, snip on the right side; snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, on the
left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and
see if his te$ticles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around the doc's office and
discovered his te$ticles were no longer aching.
The midget replied,
"Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top
of your cowboy boots."
Subject: FW: The Texas Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his
Tes$ticles ached almost all the time.
The doctor told him to stand on the examining
table and drop his pants. The
doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the midget to turn his head and cough (the
usual method to check for a hernia).
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right testicle, he
asked the midget to turn and cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his
surgical scissors. Snip, snip,
snip, snip on the right side; snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, on the
left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and
see if his te$ticles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around the doc's office and
discovered his te$ticles were no longer aching.
The midget replied,
"Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top
of your cowboy boots."