workerbee
* Winter is Coming *
An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large
pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball
court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond naked. "I only came to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball
court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond naked. "I only came to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.