ENVR somebody unleashed the methane at a john kerry speech

[Meadowlark]

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[Blacknarwhal]

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Based on that woman's reaction next to him, I'm guessing the toot in question emerged from John Forbes Kerry himself.

 

[psychgirl]

I bet it was stinky too

 

[Meadowlark]

I always knew he was a wind bag

 

[Meadowlark]

I bet it was stinky too

he thinks all his farts smell like roses the arrogant prick.

 

[PghPanther]

 

[Dobbin]

Cows are not the only contributor to atmospheric methane.

He missed his opportunity for a "stand up moment." (And pull underwear out of crack.)

Does this make Kerry a "breezy ride?"

Dobbin

 

[Red Baron]

" . . . sounding the alarm bell . . . "

 

[Griz3752]

Ibniting the flatulence would have been a nice touch don't you think?

 

[Groucho]

What is it with these lefties? Biden craps his drawers while he's with the Pope, Nadler fills his pants when he's working with Pelosi, Kerry Heinz farts all over the place.....

 

[packyderms_wife]

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he doesn't understand??? He needs to take a good look in a mirror, he's the villain that is killing people, not us serfs!

 

[packyderms_wife]

What is it with these lefties? Biden craps his drawers while he's with the Pope, Nadler fills his pants when he's working with Pelosi, Kerry Heinz farts all over the place.....

And unfortunately that's all anyone is focusing on in this video, not his message which has dire consequences for us lowly serfs.

 

[Red Baron]

I farted so loud once, I made a baby cry.

 

[Blacknarwhal]

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No, Herman has too much personality to be John Kerry.

 

[Safetydude]

Scientific fact: Green house gases are emitted from both ends of a politician! Some emissions may be more melodious or is it malodorous than others!

 

[The Hammer]

That was a beefy fart. Might have had a little juice on the end of it, if you know what I mean.

And is it me, or is Kerry looking more and more like a Muppet?

 

[Meadowlark]

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[TheSearcher]

I bet it was stinky too

Raisin farts are the worst.

 

[TheSearcher]

I farted so loud once, I made a baby cry.

Mein herr!

 

[psychgirl]

Well, I’ll at least give him a bonus point for not pooping his pants at the Popes place.

My WORD.

 

[Elza]

What is it with these lefties? Biden craps his drawers while he's with the Pope, Nadler fills his pants when he's working with Pelosi, Kerry Heinz farts all over the place.....

True but you have to remember they are Dims. THEIR shit doesn't stink. Only everyone else's.

 

[CTFIREBATTCHIEF]

The look on the woman's face was friggin priceless..

I guess the "F" in John "F" kerry,s name has a new meaning now.

 

[West]

What happens when your so full of shit it explodes out of you!

Kerry is also a POS!

 

[Murt]

Sir your voice has changed but your breath is the same

 

[Bumblepuff]

Darren wonders what it will take for moderators to deodorize the
crusty old farts on this forum and clear the air for some fresh topics.​

 

[Bumblepuff]

Tabitha's reaction to encountering fermented broccoli flatulence at Thanksgiving Dinner released a torrent of noxious
gasses from other family members who could not contain their shock, releasing involuntary internal emissions through
out the room, spoiling the appetites of everyone, including Blackie the white poodle, who raced away to hide in a closet.​

 

[Bumblepuff]

After Sammy understood the whimsical concept of "pull my finger", she pointed to Uncle
Seegram with an invitation to experience her first blast of Gerber gas, strained and purified.​

 

[et2]

It wasn’t escaping his face fast enough.

On another note … I farted next to our air purifier bending over. It turned red and started running faster … my wife couldn’t stop laughing. At least we know it worked.

 

[Bumblepuff]

"When you fart proudly, then do it loudly; but if you act like an ass, it will be mulish gas."​

 

[Bumblepuff]

"Somewhere out in the audience, I heard a spurt, and now I sense global warming
in this chamber. Karine Jean-Pierre, are you smiling because you know who did it?
Or are you the guilty farty? Don't worry, I don't blame you. It's all Trump's fault!"​

 

[Zahra]

If he really cared enough, he'd do his part to "save the planet" by voluntary self-elimination!

 

[Griz3752]

What is it with these lefties? Biden craps his drawers while he's with the Pope, Nadler fills his pants when he's working with Pelosi, Kerry Heinz farts all over the place.....

I might be wrong but it seems a manifestation of the fact they're all FOS!!!

 

[Ractivist]

I guess this is the latest official fart thread on TB. Been a long time coming......
Was interesting to hear his words seconds before he farted....it lined up perfectly. Lords smiling. Never underestimate the power of God, he can make people fart anytime he wants....he's that good, and that funny. Look for more.

He will be clearing out a room soon...can't wait. Run commies run...

 

[Ractivist]

double deleted

 

[Ractivist]

nb

 

[Ractivist]

nb

 

[SurvivalRing]

I always knew he was a wind bag

…POMPOUS wind bag…

There, I fixed it for you.

 

[Ragnarok]

- Kerry is still talking sh!7

- I didn't know Eric Swalwell was on the speakers list

These are too easy.

 

[Bumblepuff]

..................................

It wasn't me who farted and wilted the potted plants.
Who could have released such obnoxious flatulence?

 

[Great Northwet]

I remember being a freshman at a fraternity...the blue flame. Never mind.