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Thursday, May 20, 2004
Kennedy Denounces Troops for Kennedy-Like Behavior
5/19/2004 - William Grim
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Hyannis Port, Massachusetts - Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Massachusetts) today denounced the Bush Administration for allowing members of the American Armed Forces in Iraq to engage in the sexual abuse of prisoners. Speaking at Tequila Shooter Drinking Contest at the Hyannis Port Hooters Restaurant, Kennedy said that “sexual abuse is a terrible crime and George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld should resign.”
Senator Kennedy then licked jello shots out of the navels of four Hooters waitresses and requested that all the underage girls in the room go with him for a drive out to Chappaquiddick. Eyewitnesses claim that Senator Kennedy then unzipped his pants and approached Mrs. Esther Saddleford, a retired schoolteacher from Euclid, Ohio, and asked her if she wanted to “feel the Kennedy legacy.”
In related news, the National Organization for Women has just announced that it is giving its 2004 Person of the Year Award to Senator Kennedy for his “long fight in the struggle against sexual abuse and harassment.”
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Kennedy Denounces Troops for Kennedy-Like Behavior
5/19/2004 - William Grim
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<img src=http://www.brokennewz.com/storyimages/kennedyhooters.jpg>
Hyannis Port, Massachusetts - Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Massachusetts) today denounced the Bush Administration for allowing members of the American Armed Forces in Iraq to engage in the sexual abuse of prisoners. Speaking at Tequila Shooter Drinking Contest at the Hyannis Port Hooters Restaurant, Kennedy said that “sexual abuse is a terrible crime and George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld should resign.”
Senator Kennedy then licked jello shots out of the navels of four Hooters waitresses and requested that all the underage girls in the room go with him for a drive out to Chappaquiddick. Eyewitnesses claim that Senator Kennedy then unzipped his pants and approached Mrs. Esther Saddleford, a retired schoolteacher from Euclid, Ohio, and asked her if she wanted to “feel the Kennedy legacy.”
In related news, the National Organization for Women has just announced that it is giving its 2004 Person of the Year Award to Senator Kennedy for his “long fight in the struggle against sexual abuse and harassment.”
