On the Art of Proctology!

[CGTech]

A physician claimed that the following are actual
comments made by his patients (predominately male)
while he was performing their Colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
yet?"

6. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

11. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.

 

[blueberry]

and he probably has even more that he can't print

 

[momm]

Funny!