WTF?!? Nymphomaniac claims a second Victim

[Kevmoley]

She's just a girl who can't say Nein: The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal

Woman taken to psychiatric hospital for evaluation
First victim was rescued after desperate call for help
By ALLAN HALL
PUBLISHED: 06:51 EST, 30 April 2012 | UPDATED: 01:20 EST, 1 May 2012

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.
Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.
He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

Sent to a psychiatric hospital: The woman lives in the German city of Munich
'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'
Munich police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.
The woman, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.
The man only escaped from her apartment when she fell asleep.
Her first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met her in a bar in the centre of his home city.
She took him back to her apartment and they had sex several times.
But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.
A police spokesman said: 'He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.
'But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony.'
Mr Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.
'You have got to help me,' he told them. 'She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!'
When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html

 

[KKC]

Hhhmmm sounds like he was in a real PER-DICK-AMENT…

 

[undead]

Hhhmmm sounds like he was in a real PER-DICK-AMENT…

argghhhhhh

 

[Dennis Olson]

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.
Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.


I wonder if I can post her bail and send her a plane ticket to here....

 

[Cheval]

 

[Wildweasel]

This is not a job for anyman with a bottle of Viagra.

This is a job for the guy who just sued BMW for his motorcycle giving him an erection that has lasted for two years!!!!

WW

 

[Dennis Olson]

She prolly killed him, which is why she was looking for a replacement stud...

 

[jim_bo]

Can I get her phone number?

 

[Dennis Olson]

Hey, I called shotgun already!

 

[Satanta]

Dated two when I was younger. Secret is to be sure they have enough batteries when you need to take a break.

 

[Dennis Olson]

My lips would be numb....

 

[jim_bo]

Thats what the batteries are for Dennis, so you don't have to sound like a boat pulling away from the dock! LOL

Jim_bo

 

[Griffon]

Or video!!

 

[Satanta]

Sounds great and all but eventually you are like "OLook, I'm going downstairs for a sandwich and to see if the world has ended-you know, watch the news, 21 Jumpstreet....Plus I have to go to work in a couple of hours. Stay here, entertain yourself and I'll be back before you know it..."

 

[Publius]

There are people she can go to and get paid to preform in front of a camera.

 

[Dobbin]

These, um, devices are made in EXTRA LARGE SIZES are they not?

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

The thought came to mind when she said she couldn't be satisfied.

Dobbin

 

[Satanta]

These, um, devices are made in EXTRA LARGE SIZES are they not?

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

The thought came to mind when she said she couldn't be satisfied.

Dobbin

For what I've seen they do-you looking for something?

 

[ElevenO]

Sounds great and all but eventually you are like "OLook, I'm going downstairs for a sandwich and to see if the world has ended-you know, watch the news, 21 Jumpstreet....Plus I have to go to work in a couple of hours. Stay here, entertain yourself and I'll be back before you know it..."

So, it's kind of like this, huh? Where you just have to get up and go, at some point.

 

[Dobbin]

For what I've seen they do-you looking for something?

Um. I don't think it's physically possible. C Grade Porno flicks notwithstanding.

Also I am here to serve, but a piece of meat between two potatoes is not exactly on the menu.

Maybe I'm too quick to turn this down? It's been a long time since that Amish woman at the Aggie Fair.

Dobbin

I just re-read my post. NO. Get those nasty thoughts out of your minds!

She had two black plastic bags. And she KNEW horses.

 

[Satanta]

ol' Joe-always horsin' around.

 

[Greenspode]

You guys are hilarious!! Have not laughed out loud at response posts on TB in a long time! Thanks for that.

What I want to know is how she made them stay. A knife? A gun? Is she just big and strong? I mean, presumably they could not just get up and leave, or they would have. Seem odd that this info. was not mentioned in the article.

 

[LightEcho]

You guys are hilarious!! Have not laughed out loud at response posts on TB in a long time! Thanks for that.

What I want to know is how she made them stay. A knife? A gun? Is she just big and strong? I mean, presumably they could not just get up and leave, or they would have. Seem odd that this info. was not mentioned in the article.

She must have used a vampire trance. Or, maybe she kept feeding them potato chips one at a time.

 

[Dobbin]

Hobbles.

Dobbin

 

[knepper]

Now if her daddy owned a liquor store, she would be the perfect girlfriend!

 

[imaginative]

The guy was crying? What a wus; death by sex is the way to go

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his..
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

 

[Adino]

"Sometimes love don't feel like it should, you make it hurt so good"

 

[ElevenO]

The guy was crying? What a wus; death by sex is the way to go

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his..
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

 

[mattbert]

The guy was crying? What a wus; death by sex is the way to go

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his..
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

ROFL!!!!

 

[Greenspode]

Hobbles.

Dobbin

I just spit Sprite all over my keyboard!