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Uncle Eddie Will Feel Bad If You Don't Sit On His Lap
Mommy and Daddy Didn't Really Go On Vacation--They're Making You a Ward of the State
Go To Your Room and Play With Matches
Bedwetting Kids Are Rewarded With Sleepover Parties
Contact Sports for the School Bus
Starving Children in China Would Spit Out That Broccoli
I Sleep In The Garage!: On Being Prepared For When The New Baby Comes
How To Buy Friends With Your Sister's Underwear
Let's All Jump on the Kid in the Wheel Chair
E.T. is Lumpy, Stupid and Ugly and Never Made It Home
Why Winnie the Pooh Wears Brown Shorts
Po and Laa Laa Beat Tinky Winky With His Purse
Mmmm, Doesn't That Frozen Pump Handle Look Tasty
Wearing Diapers in Third Grade is a Sign of Manhood
Bert and Ernie Get Naked
Ask Dr. Science About the Birds and Bees (shipped in a brown wrapper)
Look Both Ways Before Peeing in the Street
I Am Too a Policeman, and Of Course That's a Gun in My Pocket
Get All Your TV Watching Done, Or No Homework for a Week
Yucky-Tasting Medicine Works Just as Well When Given to the Cat
Ten Running Games to Play While Carrying Scissors
The Babysitter's Boyfriend: Boxers or Briefs?
Darting Out From Behind Parked Cars Keeps Drivers Alert
Encyclopedia of Pointy Things Guaranteed to Put Your Eyes Out
Mommy and Daddy Didn't Really Go On Vacation--They're Making You a Ward of the State
Go To Your Room and Play With Matches
Bedwetting Kids Are Rewarded With Sleepover Parties
Contact Sports for the School Bus
Starving Children in China Would Spit Out That Broccoli
I Sleep In The Garage!: On Being Prepared For When The New Baby Comes
How To Buy Friends With Your Sister's Underwear
Let's All Jump on the Kid in the Wheel Chair
E.T. is Lumpy, Stupid and Ugly and Never Made It Home
Why Winnie the Pooh Wears Brown Shorts
Po and Laa Laa Beat Tinky Winky With His Purse
Mmmm, Doesn't That Frozen Pump Handle Look Tasty
Wearing Diapers in Third Grade is a Sign of Manhood
Bert and Ernie Get Naked
Ask Dr. Science About the Birds and Bees (shipped in a brown wrapper)
Look Both Ways Before Peeing in the Street
I Am Too a Policeman, and Of Course That's a Gun in My Pocket
Get All Your TV Watching Done, Or No Homework for a Week
Yucky-Tasting Medicine Works Just as Well When Given to the Cat
Ten Running Games to Play While Carrying Scissors
The Babysitter's Boyfriend: Boxers or Briefs?
Darting Out From Behind Parked Cars Keeps Drivers Alert
Encyclopedia of Pointy Things Guaranteed to Put Your Eyes Out