[Non-PC Humor] More Rejected Children's Book Titles

[MinnesotaSmith]

Uncle Eddie Will Feel Bad If You Don't Sit On His Lap

Mommy and Daddy Didn't Really Go On Vacation--They're Making You a Ward of the State

Go To Your Room and Play With Matches

Bedwetting Kids Are Rewarded With Sleepover Parties

Contact Sports for the School Bus

Starving Children in China Would Spit Out That Broccoli

I Sleep In The Garage!: On Being Prepared For When The New Baby Comes

How To Buy Friends With Your Sister's Underwear

Let's All Jump on the Kid in the Wheel Chair

E.T. is Lumpy, Stupid and Ugly and Never Made It Home

Why Winnie the Pooh Wears Brown Shorts

Po and Laa Laa Beat Tinky Winky With His Purse

Mmmm, Doesn't That Frozen Pump Handle Look Tasty

Wearing Diapers in Third Grade is a Sign of Manhood

Bert and Ernie Get Naked

Ask Dr. Science About the Birds and Bees (shipped in a brown wrapper)

Look Both Ways Before Peeing in the Street

I Am Too a Policeman, and Of Course That's a Gun in My Pocket

Get All Your TV Watching Done, Or No Homework for a Week

Yucky-Tasting Medicine Works Just as Well When Given to the Cat

Ten Running Games to Play While Carrying Scissors

The Babysitter's Boyfriend: Boxers or Briefs?

Darting Out From Behind Parked Cars Keeps Drivers Alert

Encyclopedia of Pointy Things Guaranteed to Put Your Eyes Out

 

[Kamelot]

"Bert and Ernie Get Naked"


Ive always had my questions about those two.....

 

[MinnesotaSmith]

I thought this was the best one...

"How To Buy Friends With Your Sister's Underwear"

Of course, it depends on what kind of sister you have, e.g., size 8 or 28...