Netanyahu and Obama

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and U.S. President Barak Obama met in Washington, D.C. this week, where President Obama put forth proposals that he flet would lead to an ever elusive peace in the Middle East.

After listening to the President's proposals to partition Jerusalem and freeze all new housing in Judea and Samaria, a pensive Netanyahu told a joint Prime Ministerial/Presidential Press Conference, "I have listened to President Obama, but more importantly, I have learned from President Obama."

A stunned Gideon Saar of Ha'aretz asked Prime Minister Netanyahu, "Sir, does this mean that you will be dividing Jerusalem?"

Prime Minister Netanyahu responded, "What are you, insane?
I have learned that it is time that we get a Prime Ministerial pet - when President Obama got that glorified poodle his ratings went through the roof." Prime Minister Netanyahu continued, "Do you know how many photo-ops he has had with that mutt and Sasha and Malia? You can't buy that kind of coverage! I wish I would have thought of getting a pet in 1997 - maybe David Levy would have stayed in the coalition."
Avigdor Lieberman added, "Maybe he would have just bitten David Levy?"

Netanyahu chuckled, "We can only speculate and hope that he would have."