WTF?!? Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women

Published December 08, 2011 | FoxNews.com

An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.

Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric's list of forbidden foods for women.

News of the statement quickly spread online, leaving many liberal Muslims embarrassed and angry, evoking a flurry of mockery in online forums.

"Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable," The International Business Times reported.

BikyaMasr.com said the cleric, identified only as a sheikh, was asked in the interview how to “control” women when they are shopping for groceries, and whether holding these items at the market would be bad, to which he replied that the matter was between them and God.

Questions also arose about the validity of the original published interview. An online search for the el-Senousa article, for instance, yields only results linking to the Bikya Masr report.

But the mere suggestion of a strict order for Muslim women handling food has been enough to send people to website forums and Twitter to air their indignation.

Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij tweeted on Wednesday: “So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?”
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Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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How long before being within 10 feet of one of the offending items will result in a beheading by the Religion of Peace:tm:?
 
So now all a Woman must do is walk down the Produce isle and grab a Cuke & a Banana and uhhhh...compare?.....LMAO!!!!

What about the Homosexuals, will they start eyeing the Squash?...lol
 

Gercarson

Veteran Member
Old and stupid here.
"Men should stay away from melons"?
As you said: WTF?
What could possibly be "sexy" about melons? I can't go without my ice-cold watermelons. Jeeze, must be a pervert.
 

Krymsonowl

Deceased
They are simply afraid the women will look at the vegetables and then their husbands and become very disappointed.
 

bw

Fringe Ranger
They are simply afraid the women will look at the vegetables and then their husbands and become very disappointed.

If you're a female forced into marriage, you're automatically disappointed in your husband, whether or not he's better than a vegetable.
 

mzkitty

I give up.
They are a perverted sick society where their love of Satan and hatred of The God of Love, and their adoration of the Idol The Koran........ makes them hate women, love, having normal sex. This is why they cut off over 10 million girls' genitals, so they never experience real love. I don't waste my precious time on them much anymore. All they have is FEAR.

:dvl2:
 

Kathy in FL

Administrator
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You know Freud was a nut case himself but he did make some good points and quite a few of them seem to apply to this so-called cleric.
 

Aardaerimus

Anunnaku
I kinda doubt this is mainstream Islam, kinda like I doubt that snake handling is a common practice among Christians.

That said, this is the sort of thing that busybody theocrats with too much time on their hands come up with. They're an embarrassment to their entire species. It's a shame that God even allows them to persist and procreate, but He does.

I despise weak minded buffoons of all religions, in places of power. Maybe God will show mercy on those men with no will power to resist temptation by removing all of their women. Better yet, maybe God will just remove all of the men for being stupid and ungrateful for their women.
 

Codeno

Veteran Member
So we need a punch line...

How many psychiatrists does it take to successfully treat a muslim cleric?
 

SarahLynn

Veteran Member
I think I may have discovered Mohammed's problem. He was under the influence of bad magic:

Narrated 'Aisha:

Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not (Sufyan said: That is the hardest kind of magic as it has such an effect)... (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660)

So the prophet used to think that he was having sex with his wives when he wasn't.

http://muslim-responses.com/Black_Magic_on_the_Prophet/Black_Magic_on_the_Prophet
 

Adino

paradigm shaper
Are they worried that their "property" might get ideas while slicing cukes up and go (what was her name?) Bobbit?? on them?
 

Flippper

Time Traveler
An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

Apparently fruits and vegetables are a tough act to follow for these clowns.
 

packyderms_wife

Neither here nor there.
How long before being within 10 feet of one of the offending items will result in a beheading by the Religion of Peace:tm:?

This explains the couple at Aldi's last night, they were muslim she was wearing the scarf, etc., and he went to pick out the cucumbers and she turned her head away as he was describing it to her and she said it would be fine. I thought it was very odd until I saw this thread.

K-
 

Troke

On TB every waking moment
I can't tell if this means there is something ..... strange .......about Moslem men or strange about Moslem women.
 

Kaydee

Veteran Member
So does this mean Muslim men have to spend time in the kitchen preparing these foods? Or do they miraculously somehow become less threatening once they go home? I would think that a cucumber would be more dangerous to the women at home than in a grocery store.....
 
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