BRKG Master Twitter thread. Elon Musk now owns Twitter, post 144. Heads roll for real
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Well, not anymore.
Loretta Van Riet
Trying to hang out with the cool kids.
EastWest
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The Funniest Reactions On Twitter:
View: https://twitter.com/memejority/status/1585386574703120384
Crusty Echo 7
Veteran Member
If Elon does allow free speech he needs to open it like this
bracketquant
Veteran Member
Hopefully, there will be much more, of the not anymore,
jward
passin' thru
BREAKING: Elon Musk Officially Owns Twitter - Immediately Fires CEO Parag Agrawal, CFO and Legal Head Vijaya Gadde | The Gateway Pundit | by Cristina Laila
Elon Musk and reached a deal on Thursday.www.thegatewaypundit.com
BREAKING: Elon Musk Officially Owns Twitter - Immediately Fires CEO Parag Agrawal, CFO and Legal Head Vijaya Gadde
Cristina Laila
2 - 3 minutes
Elon Musk and Twitter reached a deal on Thursday.
Musk is the official owner of Twitter.
Elon Musk purchased Twitter for $54.20 per share – or about $44 billion.
“Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal and finance chief Ned Segal have left the company’s San Francisco headquarters and will not be returning, sources said.” – According to CNBC.
Vijaya Gadde was also fired on Thursday.
View: https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1585797948881121280
Insider reported:
Elon Musk is now the owner of Twitter.
Thursday evening, Twitter and Musk formally closed on the billionaire’s offer to take the company private by paying $54.20 per share, equal to about $44 billion, sources close to the deal told Insider. Musk made a U-turn on the offer in October, after spending months trying to pull out of the agreement. The same evening, Musk also ousted CEO Parag Agrawal and CFO Ned Segal the sources said.
Musk has been at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters this week, meeting with workers and holding impromptu discussions with them in the cafe, Insider reported. An all-hands meeting is expected to take place on Friday.
As a result of the new deal, Twitter’s lawsuit against Musk over the $44 billion purchase will come to an end after Twitter files for the case to be dismissed in the Delaware Court of Chancery, University of Michigan business law professor Erik Gordon said.
Recall, Vijaya Gadde, an immigrant from India who hates the First Amendment, was behind the censorship of conservatives and Trump supporters.
Vijaya Gadde was responsible for the censorship and banning policies at Twitter. She is famous for this and apparently took great pride in it.
Vijaya Gadde
In her role she allowed the Ayatollah of Iran to promote hate speech on the platform but she took down the account of the leader of the free world, President Donald Trump.
From the main Twitter thread:
Lisa
@Rockprincess818
1h
Twitter employees were apparently locked out of the code at Noon,
Without warning.
Lisa
@Rockprincess818
1h
Twitter employees were apparently locked out of the code at Noon,
Without warning.
TheSearcher
Are you sure about that?
Sabotage? Nope, Elon's on to that bit.
MinnesotaSmith
Membership Revoked
Olympic gold medal meme:
Profit of Doom
Dismember
Climate change is a scam…
MinnesotaSmith
Membership Revoked
Techie Jane and Techie Joe are going to eat a lot of crow!
For them, a future somewhat bleak
Careers asunder down sh*t creek
their plates piled high
with humble pie
Never fear, cuz there’s plenty of room
For Jane to push a janitor’s broom
And Joe can have a ten minute rest
After plunging toilets with the best.
I know that reality can sometimes suck
But you had it coming ‘cuz you worked for Zuck.
You laughed as you cancelled
You couldn’t have cared less
And Now it’s YOUR turn,
If I do confess
Reality sucks
for you now, I know,
But you’ve had it coming,
Jane and Joe.
For them, a future somewhat bleak
Careers asunder down sh*t creek
their plates piled high
with humble pie
Never fear, cuz there’s plenty of room
For Jane to push a janitor’s broom
And Joe can have a ten minute rest
After plunging toilets with the best.
I know that reality can sometimes suck
But you had it coming ‘cuz you worked for Zuck.
You laughed as you cancelled
You couldn’t have cared less
And Now it’s YOUR turn,
If I do confess
Reality sucks
for you now, I know,
But you’ve had it coming,
Jane and Joe.
Profit of Doom
Dismember
I earned a permanent ban. Maybe, naw, they’re still idiots. I’d rather be here.
MinnesotaSmith
Membership Revoked
Profit of Doom
Dismember
Saw nothing in national snooze about this.
mzkitty
I give up.
intothatgoodnight
. . .
Mtsilverback
Veteran Member
Free Bird?
pauldingbabe
The Great Cat
SlipperySlope
Veteran Member
Maybe he can buy Paypal too?
eBay owns PP. it ain’t going anywhere
who knows.
PP is trying to use people’s own money against them. They may think they are shielded but not only will they likely bleed out users but as they try to hold onto departing people’s money on ‘security reviews’ and layers of ‘verification’ I could see in a free state an attorney general stepping in with a criminal theft probe.
They love fascism they love control but they hate losing their money more.
As silicon valley STARTs the wave of lay-offs there are fewer and fewer ships left to jump too, and real America snickers at their crying Tic Tok video’s.
thompson
Certa Bonum Certamen
He was a co-founder of PayPal.
somewherepress
Has No Life - Lives on TB
View: https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1585839520963907584
The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine
CELEBS·Mar 15, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
The Babylon Bee has selected Rachel Levine as its first annual Man of the Year.
Levine is the U.S. assistant secretary for health for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, where he serves proudly as the first man in that position to dress like a western cultural stereotype of a woman. He is also an admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps. What a boss!
Rachel's original name is Richard Levine, but he changed it to Rachel for some strange reason a few years ago. Who cares? Who says a dude as accomplished as this can't be named "Rachel?" This king doesn't care what people think about him! He often wears a dress, which some people think is weird - but he doesn't care one bit. Come on! Men in India wear dress-type garments, don't they?
Rachel's message is to "be true to yourself," and we couldn't agree more. This man is breaking barriers and showing us all the true meaning of courage.
We applaud this precious and perfectly made child of God for all his accomplishments and hope he stays true to who God made him to be.
UPDATE: Since announcing this award, we've been told that Levine actually identifies as a woman. We have still chosen to give the award as his self-identification has no bearing on the truth. Congratulations, Rachel Levine!
The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine
CELEBS·Mar 15, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
The Babylon Bee has selected Rachel Levine as its first annual Man of the Year.
Levine is the U.S. assistant secretary for health for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, where he serves proudly as the first man in that position to dress like a western cultural stereotype of a woman. He is also an admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps. What a boss!
Rachel's original name is Richard Levine, but he changed it to Rachel for some strange reason a few years ago. Who cares? Who says a dude as accomplished as this can't be named "Rachel?" This king doesn't care what people think about him! He often wears a dress, which some people think is weird - but he doesn't care one bit. Come on! Men in India wear dress-type garments, don't they?
Rachel's message is to "be true to yourself," and we couldn't agree more. This man is breaking barriers and showing us all the true meaning of courage.
We applaud this precious and perfectly made child of God for all his accomplishments and hope he stays true to who God made him to be.
UPDATE: Since announcing this award, we've been told that Levine actually identifies as a woman. We have still chosen to give the award as his self-identification has no bearing on the truth. Congratulations, Rachel Levine!