I just won't tell mine.mine laughed also it must be a female thing
"My landlord wants to talk about the high heating bills. I told him my door is always open."
"Fruit farmers eat what they can and can what they can't."
"I bought a fake koi fish... It's my dekoi."
"Laughing out loud is forbidden in Hawaii because it's a low ha state."
"When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination."
"I think my wife is putting glue on my firearms. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns."
"I got booted from the coffee club because I wore a tea shirt."
"Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing."
"I wanted to marry a carbon 14 expert, but all she wanted to do was date."
"It doesn't make any cents but volunteering is rewarding." It's true.
"Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers."
"I wear memory foam insoles to remember why I walked into the next room,"
"I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones I'm getting lately."
"Swarms of flying insects threaten town! Police deploy the swat team."
"Women's roofing expo this weekend. All the shingle ladies will be there."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? A stick."
"Larva was a great band before the Beatles emerged."
"Ants never get sick because they have little anty bodies."
"Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?"
"Please cancel my subscription to your issues."
"My neighbor couldn't afford his water bill, so I got him a get well soon card."
"If you wear a sweater and sweat are you the sweater?"
"My landlord wants to talk about the high heating bills. I told him my door is always open."
"Fruit farmers eat what they can and can what they can't."
"I bought a fake koi fish... It's my dekoi."
"Laughing out loud is forbidden in Hawaii because it's a low ha state."
"When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination."
"I think my wife is putting glue on my firearms. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns."
"I got booted from the coffee club because I wore a tea shirt."
"Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing."
"I wanted to marry a carbon 14 expert, but all she wanted to do was date."
"It doesn't make any cents but volunteering is rewarding." It's true.
"Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers."
"I wear memory foam insoles to remember why I walked into the next room,"
"I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones I'm getting lately."
"Swarms of flying insects threaten town! Police deploy the swat team."
"Women's roofing expo this weekend. All the shingle ladies will be there."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? A stick."
"Larva was a great band before the Beatles emerged."
"Ants never get sick because they have little anty bodies."
"Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?"
"Please cancel my subscription to your issues."
"My neighbor couldn't afford his water bill, so I got him a get well soon card."
"If you wear a sweater and sweat are you the sweater?"