>>
>>
>> Alabama
>> Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
>>
>> Alaska
>> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>>
>> Arizona
>> Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
>>
>> Arkansas
>> Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
>>
>> California
>> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>>
>> Colorado
>> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>>
>> Connecticut
>> Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
>>
>> Delaware
>> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>>
>> Florida
>> Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
>>
>> Georgia
>> We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
>>
>> Hawaii
>> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
>> (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
>>
>> Idaho
>> More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
>>
>> Illinois
>> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S".
>>
>> Indiana
>> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
>>
>> Iowa
>> We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
>>
>> Kansas
>> First Of The Rectangle States.
>>
>> Kentucky
>> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
>>
>> Louisiana
>> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
>>
>> Maine
>> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
>>
>> Maryland
>> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
>>
>> Massachusetts
>> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
>>
>> Michigan
>> First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
>>
>> Minnesota
>> 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes.
>>
>> Mississippi
>> Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State.
>>
>> Missouri
>> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>>
>> Montana
>> Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
>>
>> Nebraska
>> Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>>
>> Nevada
>> Hookers and Poker!
>>
>> New Hampshire
>> Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>>
>> New Jersey
>> You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Y er ##$%##! Motto Right here!
>>
>> New Mexico
>> Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>>
>> New York
>> You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
>> And No Right To Self Defense!
>>
>> North Carolina
>> Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
>>
>> North Dakota
>> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>>
>> Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.
>>
>> Oklahoma
>> Like The Play, But No Singing.
>>
>> Oregon
>> Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner.
>>
>> Pennsylvania
>> Cook With Coal.
>>
>> Rhode Island
>> We're Not REALLY An Island.
>>
>> South Carolina
>> Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.
>>
>> South Dakota
>> Closer Than North Dakota.
>>
>> Tennessee
>> Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
>>
>> Texas
>> Se Hable Ingles.
>>
>> Utah
>> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>>
>> Vermont
>> Too liberal for the Kennedys.
>>
>> Virginia
>> Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>> Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
>>
>> West Virginia
>> One Big Happy Family...Really!
>>
>> Wisconsin
>> Come Cut the Cheese!
>>
>> Wyoming
>> Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
>> Home of Brokeback Mountain.
>>
>> The District of Columbia
>> The Work-Free Drug Place!
>>
>>
>>
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>>
>> Alabama
>> Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
>>
>> Alaska
>> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>>
>> Arizona
>> Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
>>
>> Arkansas
>> Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
>>
>> California
>> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>>
>> Colorado
>> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>>
>> Connecticut
>> Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
>>
>> Delaware
>> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>>
>> Florida
>> Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
>>
>> Georgia
>> We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
>>
>> Hawaii
>> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
>> (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
>>
>> Idaho
>> More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
>>
>> Illinois
>> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S".
>>
>> Indiana
>> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
>>
>> Iowa
>> We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
>>
>> Kansas
>> First Of The Rectangle States.
>>
>> Kentucky
>> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
>>
>> Louisiana
>> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
>>
>> Maine
>> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
>>
>> Maryland
>> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
>>
>> Massachusetts
>> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
>>
>> Michigan
>> First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
>>
>> Minnesota
>> 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes.
>>
>> Mississippi
>> Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State.
>>
>> Missouri
>> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>>
>> Montana
>> Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
>>
>> Nebraska
>> Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>>
>> Nevada
>> Hookers and Poker!
>>
>> New Hampshire
>> Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>>
>> New Jersey
>> You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Y er ##$%##! Motto Right here!
>>
>> New Mexico
>> Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>>
>> New York
>> You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
>> And No Right To Self Defense!
>>
>> North Carolina
>> Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
>>
>> North Dakota
>> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>>
>> Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.
>>
>> Oklahoma
>> Like The Play, But No Singing.
>>
>> Oregon
>> Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner.
>>
>> Pennsylvania
>> Cook With Coal.
>>
>> Rhode Island
>> We're Not REALLY An Island.
>>
>> South Carolina
>> Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.
>>
>> South Dakota
>> Closer Than North Dakota.
>>
>> Tennessee
>> Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
>>
>> Texas
>> Se Hable Ingles.
>>
>> Utah
>> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>>
>> Vermont
>> Too liberal for the Kennedys.
>>
>> Virginia
>> Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>> Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
>>
>> West Virginia
>> One Big Happy Family...Really!
>>
>> Wisconsin
>> Come Cut the Cheese!
>>
>> Wyoming
>> Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
>> Home of Brokeback Mountain.
>>
>> The District of Columbia
>> The Work-Free Drug Place!
>>
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