CRIME I need to call the Police!

[20Gauge]

Seriously my wife just tried to kill me!

I went to go get my chips and saw some BBQ chips on the shelf. Turns out they were some super duper spicy hot burn the flesh off your bones chips......

I nearly died!!!

Please some one..... call the police......

for those whom are challenged by satire,...... this was satire......

 

[Dennis Olson]

Send them to Sat. He loves that sh*t. (Don't forget to send a jar of olives along with it.)

 

[Raggedyman]

salt and vinegar are ALWAYS preferable to BBQ chips over at Raggedy acres

 

[mzkitty]

Ooh, I saw a TV ad a couple weeks ago for those atomic chips, Lays, right? Um, don't think I'll be trying them anytime soon.

 

[parocan]

All dressed chips are the fav around here, then salt and vinegar lol. Hubby likes the jalapeno miss vicks
chips, but they have been hard to find lately.

 

[hammerhead]

“We are the champions” on Netflix, episode 2, “Chili Eating”

I watched it imagining how I’d fare. Basically a horror show.

 

[bw]

I'm considering trying the hot ones.

 

[nebb]

Will clear your sinuses right up

 

[20Gauge]

I'm considering trying the hot ones.

on your wife?

Asking for a friend

 

[blackjeep]

Debbie Downer says "flavored chips are very likely to contain significant quantities of MSG".

 

[Elza]

If you call the police all you'll get is a social worker.

 

[ktrapper]

I love the hot stuff.
I don’t have to worry about anyone else touching my stuff when I buy hot hot snacks.

 

[bw]

on your wife?

That wouldn't be conducive to peace in the house, and I really like peace in the house.

 

[dstraito]

I just found some Carolina Reaper Cheesepuffs at HEB

They were good but not that hot

 

[Meadowlark]

Give it to Mikey he eats everything

 

[agmfan3]

We eat the hot stuff.

 

[naturallysweet]

If all hot peppers and hot sauces vanished from the planet, I wouldn't miss them.

 

[Normallguy]

Grippo's Baby!

 

[Millwright]

I just found some Carolina Reaper Cheesepuffs at HEB

They were good but not that hot

Yup, just saw them Friday.

I'm not a cheese puff fan so they stayed there.

If it had been kettle cooked chips, different deal.

 

[Bob the Builder]

Yummmm. Having some Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips right now. They claim Freakin Hot.
Kinda bland.

 

[mudwrench]

I love the hot stuff.
I don’t have to worry about anyone else touching my stuff when I buy hot hot snacks.

More Hotter More Better!!

 

[Martinhouse]

Meadowlark, Mikey HATED everything. That's why the other boys were surprised he liked what they gave him.

I kind of half remember it was Quaker's Life cereal. Is that right or was it something else?

 

[greysage]

Welfare check.

 

[Swampdweller]

I love the hot stuff.
I don’t have to worry about anyone else touching my stuff when I buy hot hot snacks.

You should not touch your stuff after eating hot stuff,wash hands first. Don’t ask.

 

[Tundra Gypsy]

Sorry, they defunded the police in your area. You are on your own now. Good luck. And if you see she dug a big hole in the back yard; you definitely need to re-locate.

 

[Mary Contrary]

Dollar Tree has a bag of hot and sweet cheese puffs. They are really good. Not too hot, but hot enough and sweet too.

 

[Satanta]

Sure send 'em to me. I'll eat them while snacking on pickled Jalapenos, habanero pickles and some of my Jalapeno wine while watching some gun channel on yootube.

Olives? Sure-I load 'em in the shotgun and spray 'em across the landscape. The stink keeps the skunks away.

 

[Rabbit]

Seriously my wife just tried to kill me!

I went to go get my chips and saw some BBQ chips on the shelf. Turns out they were some super duper spicy hot burn the flesh off your bones chips......

I nearly died!!!

Please some one..... call the police......

for those whom are challenged by satire,...... this was satire......

If there is smoke coming out of your ears wouldn't you rather somebody call the fire dept. first?