Wait until someone asks who is she. I recall someone tried to use that as a name for their new born girl and I'm not joking.
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Wait until someone asks who is she. I recall someone tried to use that as a name for their new born girl and I'm not joking.
Bones
Living On A Prayer
#1 oldskool
"You finally really did it. You maniacs!
"Names....Hard, Rodney Beureguard Hard." You can just call me....Rod B. Hard ! Actually worked with a guy whose wife was a maternity nurse inGainesville Ga. Seems a GTR had twins .....male and female. When they were discharged, the names on the birth cirtificate's were......Mollie and Femollie...they thought that the hospital had named their offspring ! LOL
Wildweasel
F-4 Phantoms Phorever
My sister had them in her class when she taught 3rd grade.
momma_soapmaker
Disgusted
ShiThead. That's the ignorant one right there.
Loretta Van Riet
Trying to hang out with the cool kids.
LOVED the translation!
gillmanNSF
Veteran Member
My favorite is Shaneequa Johnson.
RememberGoliad
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Jackpine Savage
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I went to school with Boot and Bunker. I bet everyone can guess their last name.
crossbowboy
Certifiable
I met a guy named Yahinese.
Pronounced "your Highness."
Gee, maybe I should named my boys Massa and Adolph.
We know a couple funny whypeepo names too.
2 girls.
Summer and Eve.
I shit you not...
Pronounced "your Highness."
Gee, maybe I should named my boys Massa and Adolph.
We know a couple funny whypeepo names too.
2 girls.
Summer and Eve.
I shit you not...
PghPanther
Has No Life - Lives on TB
They do the same thing to their names and the English language like they do to everything else they touch..........................like their cars......
Their DNA and culture doesn't create.............they either ruin or destroy.
and do they realize the reinforcing of stereotypes?..............A Newport car???.............there has to be a King Cobra Malt car around then...
Their DNA and culture doesn't create.............they either ruin or destroy.
and do they realize the reinforcing of stereotypes?..............A Newport car???.............there has to be a King Cobra Malt car around then...
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Marthanoir
TB Fanatic
I ain't getting innolved in this one, my kids all have Irish language names 
I think that the (Black) favorite beverage has been overlooked...Colt .45 Malt Liquor.
As to favorite names , my wife actually worked for a corporate executive (white) who's parents must have hated him and named him Richard Swingen...(use the nickname for Richard)...he was frequently paged on the company intercom system. He actually insisted people call him Dick...
As to favorite names , my wife actually worked for a corporate executive (white) who's parents must have hated him and named him Richard Swingen...(use the nickname for Richard)...he was frequently paged on the company intercom system. He actually insisted people call him Dick...
RememberGoliad
Veteran Member
Reminds me of the coonass joke about Boudreaux being outta town when his wife Marie went into labor, so his brother Marcel drove her to the hospital. By and by, she gave birth to twins.
Later, Boudreaux came skiddin' into the parking lot and raced in to find Marcel just coming out to the waiting room from Marie's room. "How she is?" he asked Marcel.
"Jus' fine, brother, jus' fine an' dandy," replied Marcel. "You got twin babies in there, a boy an' a girl. Dey was wantin' names for 'em, an' Marie was sleepin' so I named 'em for ya since I didn't know how long it'd take you to get here."
"Well, what'd ya name 'em?" Boudreaux asked with a suspicious look on his face, knowing his brother as well as he did.
"I named the girl Denise," answered Marcel.
"Hmm, not bad. Dat's a purdy name. I am surprised," remarked Boudreaux. "Now, what about de boy, what'd'ja name him?"
Marcel's chest puffed out at the praise from his older brother and replied, "Denephew."
Later, Boudreaux came skiddin' into the parking lot and raced in to find Marcel just coming out to the waiting room from Marie's room. "How she is?" he asked Marcel.
"Jus' fine, brother, jus' fine an' dandy," replied Marcel. "You got twin babies in there, a boy an' a girl. Dey was wantin' names for 'em, an' Marie was sleepin' so I named 'em for ya since I didn't know how long it'd take you to get here."
"Well, what'd ya name 'em?" Boudreaux asked with a suspicious look on his face, knowing his brother as well as he did.
"I named the girl Denise," answered Marcel.
"Hmm, not bad. Dat's a purdy name. I am surprised," remarked Boudreaux. "Now, what about de boy, what'd'ja name him?"
Marcel's chest puffed out at the praise from his older brother and replied, "Denephew."