PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
StarryEyedLad
désespéré pour le ciel
StarryEyedLad
désespéré pour le ciel
Profit of Doom
Dismember
We picked Tequila for the house, so my wife orders “5 gallons of Tequila, please.”
Me; “And a lime”
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
JMG91
Veteran Member
Shouldn’t Pepe be green? And a frog? Lol
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
Blacknarwhal
Let's Go Brandon!
I need some context.
Who the hell is Jeff, and where is he keeping his nuke?
Who the hell is Jeff, and where is he keeping his nuke?
CaryC
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Jeff is probably the Author's dog. And if you ever had a dog you would know. There are days when I wonder if I'll ever wake up, in the morning.I need some context.
Who the hell is Jeff, and where is he keeping his nuke?
Blacknarwhal
Let's Go Brandon!
Some have posited that this is footage of Jeff in the wild. 1:42, language warnings for the easily offended.
vector7
Dot Collector
StarryEyedLad
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StarryEyedLad
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Lone_Hawk
Resident Spook
Jeff at a Canines Anonymous (CA) meeting. "Hi, my name is Jeff, and my human is an idiot, I mean really, who names their dog Jeff for Canines sake!"
Reminds me of when the middle girl was 2, soon after we moved here. She'd take the cane (kept for emergencies... neither of us use one, normally) from the closet, steal my glasses, and hobble around, bent nearly double, pretending to be Grandma! The fact I've *never* walked like that didn't seem to matter! Wish I'd gotten a video!
Summerthyme
Blacknarwhal
Let's Go Brandon!
There was a farmer who specialized in watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but every so often, some of the local kids would sneak onto the farm and filch melons. So the farmer thinks about it and hits on a solution.
The next morning, he posts a sign that reads: "Caution: One of These Melons Has Been Treated With Cyanide."
The morning after, the farmer goes out, surveys the field, and nods with satisfaction. Every melon is still in place. His satisfaction curdles slightly when he goes to see the sign that saved his farm, and sees a smaller sign tacked up alongside it.
"Now there are two."
The next morning, he posts a sign that reads: "Caution: One of These Melons Has Been Treated With Cyanide."
The morning after, the farmer goes out, surveys the field, and nods with satisfaction. Every melon is still in place. His satisfaction curdles slightly when he goes to see the sign that saved his farm, and sees a smaller sign tacked up alongside it.
"Now there are two."
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Preferred pronouns: dude/bro
Kinda looks like she's pitching a tent.
