PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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StarryEyedLad
désespéré pour le ciel
Lone_Hawk
Resident Spook
They didn't set you back to 1/1 day?
patriotgal
Veteran Member
And parents of teenagers...and married women...and people who deal with the public every day...
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
...Just to name a few more...
No, you won't....
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StarryEyedLad
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This one reminds me of a contest I won in high school ... the longest English run on sentence (it had to be proper grammar) and then the "translation". It was a college level writing class, and I loved it. Anyway, mine started out with "the subdermal injection of the acidic (and here I inserted the chemical compound for bee venom) secreted by (Latin names of several types of bees) cause the extreme excitation of sensory nerves....
You get the idea. I think it ran around 170 words.
The translation? Bee stings hurt!
Summerthyme
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Lol, my 'class assignment' was to spell my name in 500 words or more. And as I was typying this I remembered a 'punishment' assignment a friend got in high school...write a 500 word assay on any topic. Here's what he wrote, well the gist of it anyway...
"Cowboys and Indians had a fight. Bang...bang...bang...swish, thunk...swish, thunk...swish, thunk. Bang...bang...bang..."
bw
Fringe Ranger
So what rating did he give to the fight?