PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD

Texican

Texican

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 
dawgofwar10

dawgofwar10

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ShadowMan said:
We know that's not true.......because no guy has EVER won and argument with his wife.

As my father once said to me: "In an argument with a wife, if you win you lose, and if you lose you lose, so it doesn't pay to argue with a wife."

Basically, no matter the outcome......you lose. :eek::rofl::bhd:
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That is why if there is something I want do, I don’t ask permission I just do it. Saves on one fight vs. two.
 
Millwright

Millwright

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Caplock50 said:
This is funny, but let me caution ya'll to really check out and be wary of any spot a dog barks at or is leery of. There's a bunch of short 'animal' videos on the net showing 'strange things happening' at the barked at location...either moments or days later. Oh, and that goes for cats, too.
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If my cat starts barking, I'm pretty sure there is an issue.
 
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