PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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Right... because a "poop emoji" is the only spiral shape these brain dead morons are familiar with! Good grief!
Summerthyme
abby normal
insert appropriate adjective here
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
That would be pointers or setters.
yellowlabz
Veteran Member
This only makes me laugh because my DH usually puts gas in my car, so I never remember which side to pull up to in the event that I have to put my own gas in! (In exchange, DH gets iced coffee delivered bedside in the morning 
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Terriannie
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Just in case you get into a situation without your DH, you can tell on your dashboard fuel indicator: I learned that after renting various cars.This only makes me laugh because my DH usually puts gas in my car, so I never remember which side to pull up to in the event that I have to put my own gas in! (In exchange, DH gets iced coffee delivered bedside in the morning
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yellowlabz
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Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Naw...they were doing that stuff at home almost all the time. It was the 'smart' ones that survived. In the '50s, one of the things I loved to do was to find a small but tall, skinny pine tree. I'd then climb it and close to the top, start making it sway. When I thought it was swaying far enough, I'd kick my body out away from the trunk. And then 'ride' the tree to the ground. Once, and last time I did it, I chose a 'rather tall' one for a looong 'ride'. About half way down, the trunk broke off and it rode me to the ground... And Like I said, I got 'smart' and stopped doing the dumb thing.
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