Vicki
Girls With Guns Member
Subject: Olympic Gold
A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal.
Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler's trainer came to him and
said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has, whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished!"
The Newfie nodded in acknowledgement. As the match started, the Newfie
and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the
Newfie and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried
his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the
crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian
go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the
Newfoundlander collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the
match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, He
asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my
last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just
as hard as I could."
"So," the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts."
A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal.
Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler's trainer came to him and
said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has, whatever
you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished!"
The Newfie nodded in acknowledgement. As the match started, the Newfie
and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the
Newfie and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried
his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the
crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian
go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the
Newfoundlander collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the
match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, He
asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my
last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just
as hard as I could."
"So," the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts."
