Enjoying retirement

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you'd
might like to see what happened to me last week. I went downtown to a shop the other day.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket

This went on for about 20 minutes. the more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote. I didn't give a crap. My car was parked around the corner. I try
to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
 
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