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Fun day at the office. It's not that we aren't busy enough with Tax Season, but now we have to deal with the FSA / Crazy Lady that seems to have targeted us.....
Short version.....
We are in a small strip mall that no one enters unless they have a specific need. Having said that, we do have walkers up and down the street between the section 8 and Dollar store all day long. Usually they aren't an issue as when they enter and try their scams, we pull pistols and they leave.
In this case, we had a Crazy Lady pulling door handles working her way to our office. Our best guess is that she was see what everyone had for theft purposes. IE: looking for easy money. We she pulled the door of the neighbors open and crapped her pants as the dogs, both big let her know that such actions were unwelcome.
Both are big dogs, well trained and don't leave the office unless told to do so....
She then came running over to our office looking for witnesses to her being attacked and hurt by these evil out of control dogs. After telling her nothing seen here, (true). We had to ask her 3 times as to what she needed. An excuse was given and she left / told to leave....
In the end, the cops are called and are told that she was attacked when she walked by. The cops look at her and tell her to buzz off as she shouldn't have been pulling door handles and left....
Enter Animal Control who are actually Police in this area, but for animals, but do have the Police powers. They then come to our office to get the dogs that bit a woman. We gave the story and they left.
10 minutes later another call to Animal Control about a woman almost losing her arm to a dog. Repeat and rinse.
Finally quiet after 90 minutes of this.
Some days are far too interesting.
Short version.....
We are in a small strip mall that no one enters unless they have a specific need. Having said that, we do have walkers up and down the street between the section 8 and Dollar store all day long. Usually they aren't an issue as when they enter and try their scams, we pull pistols and they leave.
In this case, we had a Crazy Lady pulling door handles working her way to our office. Our best guess is that she was see what everyone had for theft purposes. IE: looking for easy money. We she pulled the door of the neighbors open and crapped her pants as the dogs, both big let her know that such actions were unwelcome.
Both are big dogs, well trained and don't leave the office unless told to do so....
She then came running over to our office looking for witnesses to her being attacked and hurt by these evil out of control dogs. After telling her nothing seen here, (true). We had to ask her 3 times as to what she needed. An excuse was given and she left / told to leave....
In the end, the cops are called and are told that she was attacked when she walked by. The cops look at her and tell her to buzz off as she shouldn't have been pulling door handles and left....
Enter Animal Control who are actually Police in this area, but for animals, but do have the Police powers. They then come to our office to get the dogs that bit a woman. We gave the story and they left.
10 minutes later another call to Animal Control about a woman almost losing her arm to a dog. Repeat and rinse.
Finally quiet after 90 minutes of this.
Some days are far too interesting.
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