Plantlady
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For those who missed it on the Test Board, Black Seal has declared himself Leader of the Universe. The news was so important that I thought it should be reported over here.
So here goes:
Originally posted by Black Seal:
REUTERS - In astonishing news today Black Seal was appointed leader of the universe. All Earthly and other world leaders will surrender control of their governments in a formal ceremony this afternoon. Black Seal is quoted as stating:
quote:
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"Pretty much everything will remain the same. Really the only difference is that as my first act I will be ordering the elimination of all water in the universe to be substituted with beer. After that, everything should be fine. Also, American football will be renamed to "soccer" since they have no real soccer teams anyhow and this will elminate further future confusion when the rest of the universe discusses proper football with Americans."
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Posted by Maiden:
Go! Go! Black Seal! Leader of the Universe! I bow to you!
Response by Black Seal:
I dont want groveling Maiden... Only beer, money, gifts, recongnition, and McDonalds will be accepted...
Maiden:
Black Seal, anything you say, Oh High One! I am here to serve.
Saddam H. posted:
bah! I am leader of the universe! not you! me! only me!
You do present some interesting ideas however. I will have to consider them...
The Pukester's contribution:
Oh benevolent one,
Could you please get them to pick up my garbage twice a week instead of once, thanks.
Next up, the newz....
So here goes:
Originally posted by Black Seal:
REUTERS - In astonishing news today Black Seal was appointed leader of the universe. All Earthly and other world leaders will surrender control of their governments in a formal ceremony this afternoon. Black Seal is quoted as stating:
quote:
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"Pretty much everything will remain the same. Really the only difference is that as my first act I will be ordering the elimination of all water in the universe to be substituted with beer. After that, everything should be fine. Also, American football will be renamed to "soccer" since they have no real soccer teams anyhow and this will elminate further future confusion when the rest of the universe discusses proper football with Americans."
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Posted by Maiden:
Go! Go! Black Seal! Leader of the Universe! I bow to you!
Response by Black Seal:
I dont want groveling Maiden... Only beer, money, gifts, recongnition, and McDonalds will be accepted...
Maiden:
Black Seal, anything you say, Oh High One! I am here to serve.
Saddam H. posted:
bah! I am leader of the universe! not you! me! only me!
You do present some interesting ideas however. I will have to consider them...
The Pukester's contribution:
Oh benevolent one,
Could you please get them to pick up my garbage twice a week instead of once, thanks.
Next up, the newz....