PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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von Koehler
Has No Life - Lives on TB
My late FIL, a child of the Depression, once fitted a galvanized pipe in place of an auto exhaust pipe.
Did the job and never wore out.
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
I clipped this from another forum...
Hotel bar, fifth floor, a well built good looking man was sitting alone at the bar drinking a beer. A very fine lady walks, in strolls by the man, he ignores her. Not used to this the woman sits beside him. He still ignores her. Finally she asked "What are you drinking?" The man looks at her and answers "Magic Beer" "Magic beer? Never heard of that. What's magic about it?"
The man shrugged, took a long drink, and said "Watch this." He walked over to a window, opened it, and stepped outside. The woman screamed and ran over, looked out but the man was flying. He flew to the left, to the right, back and forth, then did back flip as he came in the window. Then he walked to the bar and sat down.
Woman said "I've never seen anything like that. Can I try it?" Man answered "Sure" and pushed the beer over to her. She took a long drink, walked over to the window, then stepped out. She fell five stories to her death,
The bartender said " You know Superman, you can be an asshole when you've been drinking."
Hotel bar, fifth floor, a well built good looking man was sitting alone at the bar drinking a beer. A very fine lady walks, in strolls by the man, he ignores her. Not used to this the woman sits beside him. He still ignores her. Finally she asked "What are you drinking?" The man looks at her and answers "Magic Beer" "Magic beer? Never heard of that. What's magic about it?"
The man shrugged, took a long drink, and said "Watch this." He walked over to a window, opened it, and stepped outside. The woman screamed and ran over, looked out but the man was flying. He flew to the left, to the right, back and forth, then did back flip as he came in the window. Then he walked to the bar and sat down.
Woman said "I've never seen anything like that. Can I try it?" Man answered "Sure" and pushed the beer over to her. She took a long drink, walked over to the window, then stepped out. She fell five stories to her death,
The bartender said " You know Superman, you can be an asshole when you've been drinking."
ComCamGuy
Remote Paramedical pain in the ass
