WTF?!? Danville pa, monkeys on the loose.
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Buick Electra
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Oh Great! Now the deep state is trying to get everyone to believe we've got radioactive transgender lab monkeys on the loose. 
(I LOVE the smell of PANIC in the evening! 
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(I LOVE the smell of PANIC in the evening! )
Knighttemplar
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And what might they be infected with?
Mary Contrary
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Well, going to a lab? I hope they never find them. Better to be frozen and/or dead than be experimented upon!
medic38572
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Monkey pox coming up....
Dusty Lady
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Wasn't there a movie about a pandemonic called "7 Monkeys"? Brad Pitt?
Macgyver
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I know weird.
summerkitchen
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Not far from me. Hope they freeze to death tonight. It's going to be very cold here. Better that than where they're headed.
Imrik
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The Rage.
Squib
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Oh, man…this is the kind of thing that topples civilizations!
It says going to a lab, but from where? Another lab?
Sure, they may die from exposure if they’re not caught before that, but in the interim, they’ll bite
“several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave…”
And the virus will spread and mutate and transmit to humans…
It says going to a lab, but from where? Another lab?
Sure, they may die from exposure if they’re not caught before that, but in the interim, they’ll bite
“several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave…”
And the virus will spread and mutate and transmit to humans…
Profit of Doom
Dismember
Maybe they’re looking for somebody’s butt?
bracketquant
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Likely not what infected the ones in Reston.
coalcracker
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Greetings, summerkitchen. I’m nearby, too, less than an hour’s drive West of the monkey spill.
In honor of Nowski (may he be doing well tonight) let me just say that those monkeys will be easy to spot.
Here is the demographic for Danville, PA:
thompson
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summerkitchen
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I'm about 20 miles east of Danville. This demographic is going to change "hugely" if they keep unloading planes at the WB Scranton airport in the dark of night and putting them on buses to who knows where!Greetings, summerkitchen. I’m nearby, too, less than an hour’s drive West of the monkey spill.
In honor of Nowski (may he be doing well tonight) let me just say that those monkeys will be easy to spot.
Here is the demographic for Danville, PA:
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bracketquant
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Imagine today, being on a film set that takes place largely in Philly and Baltimore.
Macgyver
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BUBBAHOTEPT
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Trunk Monkey 
Like a little Bigfoot…
You know, this article is how SyFy stories start… Or at least a Faucinstein tale….
Like a little Bigfoot…You know, this article is how SyFy stories start… Or at least a Faucinstein tale….
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Wildweasel
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Won't be much better for them if they make it through tonight. Supposed to stay below freezing tomorrow, drop to sub-zero tomorrow night and then stay below freezing for all but a few hours all week.
Littleolme
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I'm just north of Scranton... And I cannot believe how the demographics have changed in just the part few years...
As for the monkeys I know it is a better faith for them to not make it to the lab but my heart breaks for them being in this cold and probably terrified.
Bridey Rose
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Hope mountain lions like monkey-sickles!
Marthanoir
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Several monkeys are missing after a truck carrying about 100 of the creatures to a laboratory was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania.
Authorities are searching for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.
The truck carrying the primates collided with a dump truck in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.
The truck had been on its way to a lab, Ms Pelachick said.
Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police.
It is unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.
www.breakingnews.ie
Authorities are searching for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.
The truck carrying the primates collided with a dump truck in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.
The truck had been on its way to a lab, Ms Pelachick said.
Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police.
It is unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.
Monkeys missing after lab transport truck crashes | BreakingNews.ie
The vehicle was carrying around 100 of the creatures.
www.breakingnews.ie
Marthanoir
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What kind of lab were they being taken to.
Where had they come from.
What, if anything had they been tested or infected with.
Sure I've seen this movie before
Where had they come from.
What, if anything had they been tested or infected with.
Sure I've seen this movie before
West
Senior
Then the zombie Frankenstein monkeys turn the lions into super predators that will then be able to swing from trees, and grow apposed thumbs...
barbarossa58
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And carrying monkey pox...Oh Great! Now the deep state is trying to get everyone to believe we've got radioactive transgender lab monkeys on the loose.
