Sir, we are getting death threats and promises of rioting and looting if we don't capitulate to their demands!!!
Well then...
Tell them we agree to their terms.
SIR ???!!
What?
Well sir, it's just that..if we just give in to their..
Ahem! Who said anything even remotely close to "giving in to their...anything?"
I said, tell them we agree to their terms.
Sir??
Tell them what I said first.
Then get me a spot with all of the news channels...I have something to say to the American people.
Sir, what are you going to tell them?
"My fellow Americans, the time has come to refresh the tree of liberty. I have cut many branches and hacked many roots of the infection out. But ....I am now calling on all true red blooded Americans to rise and to do their parts.....
And start watering it with the blood of tyrants, communists, usurpers, traitors and feckless servants of the ccp.
Now is the time......
Shit, or get of the pot."