Misc/Chat What grows fastest? Kudzu or Zucchini?

[Barry Natchitoches]

I swear!

I will have just a little baby zucchini - no more than a few inches long, one day.

Then I go out to the garden the next day, and I don’t have a mere zucchini growing: I have a huge green thing, the approximate size of a baseball bat.

Honestly, the zucchini I pulled out of the garden this morning is so large that it should be registered as a Lethal Weapon!

If I had left it on the plant another day, the Postal Service would have had to assign the plant its own zip code!


Some people ponder the age old question of what came first: the chicken or the egg.

But I ponder a much more significant question: what grows fastest - the zucchini or kudzu?

 

[packyderms_wife]

Sounds like it’s time for some zucchini bread.

 

[fish hook]

You never been around much kudzu, have you? It can grow a foot a day in many directions at once.

 

[Jeff B.]

Zucchini boats!

We grew zucchini in two half whiskey barrels while stationed in Virginia, those two plants kept us in zucchini!

Jeff B.

 

[catskinner]

Kudzu. Defiantly kudzu, not even close.

 

[Rabbit]

You never been around much kudzu, have you? It can grow a foot a day in many directions at once.

My Dad used to say you could put a sprig of kudzu on top of a telephone pole and it would cover it in a week.