Very funny...dont open when pretending to work.....

[Toronto Mike]

ok...heard this on Conan O'Brian, so I can't take credit for it....

Here goes my attempt at telling it correctly

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What do these four items have in common?

1. Flashlight
2. Frog
3. Spider
4. Michael Jackson

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They are all things that can be found in the tent of a Boy Scout.

 

[Toronto Mike]

hmm....where is everyone? dont people use this thread?

Mike

 

[OddOne]

Tasteless and potentially insulting joke alert.... You HAVE been warned!



What did authorities threaten to give Michael Jackson if he's caught molesting another child?

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His own parish.

oO

 

[Hamilton Felix]

Hey, trust me, there are worse Michael Jackson jokes. In fact, he IS a pretty bad joke.


I don't have a date for this quote, though it's a few years old:




"Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest
man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is
self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color
his willy is."

John Lydon.