Top 10 reasons Texas men prefer handguns over women

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Top 10 reasons Texas men prefer handguns over women:

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU ARE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:


#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

 

[A.T.Hagan]

That's a Texan for you.

In FLORIDA, we would trade an old 44 for at least a <i>pair</i> of 22's!

.....Alan.

 

[Libertarian]

This Texan prefers women with handguns!