WOKE The #1 Sign you are not keeping up with the times?

[PghPanther]

I was born a male and still have my male genitals...........

 

[FireDance]

I still read the local rag in my town. You know, obits, who are the power people and what not. Doesn’t take long.

 

[bracketquant]

You haven't declared your pronouns publicly and professionally.

You don't know what a pronoun is.

 

[bracketquant]

You don't know how to purchase crypto, let alone have any.

 

[bw]

But can you dial a rotary phone?

When I had that old phone, EVERY single person took multiple dialings to get it right. None had the patience to let the rotor turn all the way back, before dialing the next number.

When I was in Heidelberg 68-71 I spent quite a bit of time dialing subordinate commands on a crap phone system. I used my Parker pen to dial because my finger got wore out. I wore entirely through the metal pushbutton on the pen, going around that dial.

 

[Redleg]

I have a landline phone only, with no caller ID, call waiting or any other extras. I drive a 1991 Toyota pick-up. I have no credit cards.

But it's hard to feel especially behind the times while sitting here typing this on my PC.

Are you using a dial up modem

 

[Sacajawea]

I still own a full slip - two actually: black & natural.

 

[bracketquant]

I still own a full slip - two actually: black & natural.

When I slip, it always turns black and blue.

 

[Dennis Olson]

Ainitfunny, the reigning queen of clickbait.

 

[33dInd]

If you still believe in
GOD
MOTHER
And
APPLE PIE

 

[Barry Natchitoches]

I was born a male and still have my male genitals...........

Oh, no!

The humanity!

 

[Martinhouse]

Redleg, I got my computer in fall of 2000 and had a dial-up modem for quite a while. It took forever to connect. When our phone company finally put fiber-optic lines out here a few years ago, I was able to get hIgh-speed internet.

When I first moved here to rural northwest central Arkansas in 1977, there were still only 4-party phone lines available.

 

[Blacknarwhal]

If you still believe in
GOD
MOTHER
And
APPLE PIE

Well, "mother" and "apple pie" aren't really things you believe in. You can see them any time.

...okay, maybe not "mother" in some cases, sad to say.

 

[Southside]

I was born a male and still have my male genitals...........

Beat that!

 

[KFhunter]

You haven't declared your pronouns publicly and professionally.

I did this the other day, professionally, in my email sig line.


I'm now waiting for my letter of reprimand any day now....

 

[bracketquant]

I was born a male and still have my male genitals...........

Not good enough. You didn't explain that there was no tucking, packing, and binding.

 

[PghPanther]

Oh, no!

The humanity!

 

[bracketquant]

Beat that!

Poor choice of words, or are you trying to get a rise out of people?

 

[bw]

Beat that!

I beg your pardon?

 

[StarryEyedLad]

 

[bracketquant]

I beg your pardon?

You need to go to Brandon for that.

 

[Jeff Allen]

Perhaps because I'm not sleeping with another man...and dog...I'm late to the party??

J

 

[CaryC]

But can you dial a rotary phone?

When I had that old phone, EVERY single person took multiple dialings to get it right. None had the patience to let the rotor turn all the way back, before dialing the next number.

But I did mean the phone as for was it metal.

You hit a WWE guy in the face with one of those and he'd go out. Instead of "what was that?"

The metal computers I ran back in 72-75 were metal, and fit in 3 reefer trucks. Parked across the road, in a big parking lot.

And were the only thing at Ft. Hood that had AC.

 

[bassgirl]

Because we still believe there is a God, and He matters.

 

[Tex88]

Our NEWS radio station (out of Seattle) just posed the question "What is the #1 sign you are not keeping up with the times"?


Remember, they are liberals.
I'll give their answer later.

You look at the top 100 charts and don't even recognize any of the artists on the list, much less any of the songs.

 

[greysage]

I haven't walked around all day in high heels and a skirt to know what a woman goes through?

 

[FREEBIRD]

You don't know what a pronoun is.

Or you do know what a pronoun is, properly used (old English major here).
.

 

[bw]

(old English major here).
.

Great, but how many use old English now?

 

[FREEBIRD]

Great, but how many use old English now?

A fair point, fairly made.

 

[TBAR]

My truck is only 29 years old, but it is a stick shift diesel.

 

[SurvivalRing]

Oh, no!

The humanity!

THANK YOU for ** NOT ** using the ** HUGE ** manatee reference.



Otherwise the rest of us would be screaming…

MY EYES!!!

 

[Dozdoats]

Poor choice of words, or are you trying to get a rise out of people?

Whatsisname over at CNN just did that ...

 

[Southside]

Poor choice of words, or are you trying to get a rise out of people?

Personally, I thought it to be "cute"

 

[PghPanther]

I don't consider this .............Miss Ireland in any way, shape or form.....

 

[Dennis Olson]

Beat that!

Poor choice of words, or are you trying to get a rise out of people?

Is this thread going to turn into a groaner-fest?

 

[crossbowboy]

I haven't walked around all day in high heels and a skirt to know what a woman goes through?

So much for you applying for a media or government job, sorry.


I know how to operate the internet.

I find the ability to operate campfires, hand tools, and basic first aid items to be more valuable.

I can operate other things that can create the need for first aid, but it scares the children and liberals when I talk about them.

 

[Loretta Van Riet]

I beg your pardon?

 

[crossbowboy]

I don't consider this .............Miss Ireland in any way, shape or form.....

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Yup. They missed Ireland entirely.

 

[bw]

I don't consider this .............Miss Ireland in any way, shape or form.....

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She has as much right to be Miss Ireland as anyone else. She just doesn't happen to have the qualifications.

 

[Southside]

Is this thread going to turn into a groaner-fest?

Nah, I don't think the post will catch any more air.
It's dying. Leave it alone!