Of course there is another version...
...I'll leave it up to you to decide which is worse.
A guy gets shipwrecked.
When he wakes up, he's on a beach.
The sand is dark red.
He can't believe it.
The sky is dark red.
He walks around a bit
and sees there is dark red grass,
dark red birds
and dark red fruit
on the dark red trees.
He's shocked when he finds that his skin is
starting to turn dark red too.
"Oh no!!" he says.
"I think I've been marooned!!"