WTF?!? Saw this question on Quora tonight

[Dennis Olson]

Someone posts:

My friends have invited me to go hunting with them for the first time and I want to impress them. What is the loudest gun I can get?

 

[Pebbles]

Oh my stars......hilarious and sad at the same time.....no clue at all.

 

[Kathy in FL]

Oh for …

Tell them a blunderbuss and then let them do the research. They ought to get a kick out of that one.

 

[ShadowMan]

50 BMG......trust me, no one one will want to be close to you when you pull that trigger. Even those to your side will get the snot slapped out of them.

OR.....

Rt: 8:55

 

[ShadowMan]

Rt: 2:22

 

[ShadowMan]

Rt: 21:21

 

[Donghe Surfer]

50 BMG......trust me, no one one will want to be close to you when you pull that trigger. Even those to your side will get the snot slapped out of them.

OR.....

Rt: 8:55

Those guys are crazy and funny

 

[greysage]

HK-51 full-auto

 

[Housecarl]

Oh for …

Tell them a blunderbuss and then let them do the research. They ought to get a kick out of that one.

Another would be a 4 Bore.

 

[Dennis Olson]

Or a 2 bore

 

[ShadowMan]

How about a Mark-19 40mm automatic grenade launcher Dennis? We called it the SUPER BLOOPER!!


I've actually fired one in the navy....LOADS OF FUN and you can seriously mess some shitte up.....take out a whole herd of deer, elk, moose, whatever!

 

[sy32478]

Shitheads at your club's indoor rsnge with a Desert Eagle and more money than sense.

 

[ShadowMan]

Shitheads at your club's indoor range with a Desert Eagle and more money than sense.

TOTALLY!! I was a range master at a civilian range when this arsehole came one day with a large stainless steel gun case full of every classic pistol in stainless steel that you could imagine. Desert Eagle, S&W 44 mag, 1911, Baretta 92, etc., etc., etc. After about thirty minutes and several safety warnings because he was flashing his fancy pistols around his click of friends that were ogling him as he showed off, I had to 86 his arse from the range. I have no tolerance for unsafe handling of firearms in any way shape or form and when he finally crossed the red line with a loaded pistol on a cold range as people were down range changing targets, he had to go.

 

[mecoastie]

Got a single shot 10 ga with a 20" barrel. It is an attention grabber when it gets touched off. And it hurts.

 

[WalknTrot]

People are idiots - or trying to be funny. Sometimes you can't tell the difference.

 

[Dobbin]

People are idiots - or trying to be funny. Sometimes you can't tell the difference.

The Bowling Ball cannon is a "hold my beer moment."

Dobbin

 

[CaryC]

Rt: 21:21

The holes in that safe look like an episode of Chicago PD, that the cops said were made by a military M4 full auto.

Yeah I was rolling in the floor.

 

[33dInd]

That’s sad

 

[Wyominglarry]

Any 30 caliber and above with a 10" barrel and a large muzzle brake will be pretty loud.

 

[Doc1]

How about a Mark-19 40mm automatic grenade launcher Dennis? We called it the SUPER BLOOPER!!

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I've actually fired one in the navy....LOADS OF FUN and you can seriously mess some shitte up.....take out a whole herd of deer, elk, moose, whatever!

Well, yeah...but they aren't actually very loud on the firing end. On the receiving end it's a whole 'nother story!

Best
Doc

 

[Griz3752]

I hope the idiot who asked that can be coerced into "watching the round" travel out of the barrell.

Reverse gene pool cleansing seems appropriate.

 

[Blacknarwhal]

It doesn't matter what gun you get. It only matters what aftermarket options it includes.

2:02, and I can't believe I'm beating The Hammer to this one.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WKM9GDuX0Y