(9)
Pete McCready stared at the image of his son, General Mike McCready on the comm display monitor for a long moment.
“Can you run that by me one more time?” Pete asked uncertainly.
“I need a safe, private place to meet with the Eloysian ambassador, Veyron Nes.
I am asking you for permission to use the garage, for one night only, as the location of a temporary Eloysian embassy on Earth.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought I heard the first time,” Pete replied.
“You know I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t important,” the General continued.
“Yes, of course it’s alright. Do you need me to clear out till your meeting is over?” Pete asked.
“No, of course not, Dad. This temporary Eloysian embassy thing just lets me avoid some diplomatic technicalities and allows Jenny and Dominic to provide security for the ambassador is all.”
“Oh, okay. So, what is it you need me to do, then?” Pete asked genuinely puzzled now about Mike’s strange request.
“What I really need is for you and Mabel to arrange a nice fried chicken dinner with all the trimmings for five at the garage, ‘
slash’ embassy. Oh, and you might want to order about twice as much chicken as you would for the standard party of five just to be on the safe side.”
“And when is all this supposed to happen, Mike?”
“That’s the real tough part, Dad. I need it to happen tonight, like maybe, nine o’clock. Is that doable?”
“Whoa, okay, leave it to me. Anything else I should know about this ambassador before the meeting tonight at the embassy?”
“Nothing much, I think you’ll like him. Ambassador Nes is fond of Irish whiskey, he is very polite and speaks fluent English. Of course, he
is about nine feet tall, covered with smooth brownish red fur and has a long tail with a tuft on the end, though.”
Pete’s eyes widened momentarily before he shook his head, “Never a dull moment, Mike. I think I’d better sign off for now and get with Mabel so we can get some of this started.”
“Thanks, Dad. Oh, and I will arrange for a TVS truck to deliver a special piece of furniture for the ambassador. I have a feeling we will all be interested in what he has to say tonight.”
“Understood, Mike. Bye till then.”
After Mabel heard the part about hosting an ambassador at the garage
turned Eloysian embassy, she directed the whole shop to be dusted out with high pressure air, vacuumed and the floors dust mopped. Once the windows were cleaned, the dust bunnies evicted and the work benches hidden with colorful sheets, Pete almost didn’t recognize the place. It is truly amazing what a single determined woman can accomplish in one afternoon if you remove all the limitations.
For the finishing touch, Mabel ran back to the beauty shop to collect a red-carpet runner to connect the driveway to the garage interior and brighten the entryway.
As she surveyed the finished result, Mabel dusted off her hands saying, “I’m headed home to get cleaned up before this party starts, but I’ll be back before nine with the chicken,” jumped into her Lincoln and sped away scattering gravel before Pop could protest.
The TVS Special Delivery truck showed up, just as Mike had promised to deliver a huge round over-stuffed sofa chair set low to the floor. When Pete scratched his head, the delivery driver patiently explained that some of the non-human ambassadors find it difficult to sit, at least by the human definition, in Earth’s higher gravity, but prefer to recline curled up with their upper body supported by a suitable piece of soft furniture.
“Sorry for all the trouble,” Pete apologized to the Special Delivery driver as he signed the receipt.
“This? Oh, this is nothing. At least you are hosting one who breathes nearly the same air mix that we do. Be thankful you’re not hosting a pod of aquatic Sclara.
It would have taken me a
week to set up and test a Sclara isolation tank, fill it with liquid helium and install their mandatory redundant cooling system and vapor recovery unit.”
“Wow. I guess you’ve probably seen it all then, huh?” Pete asked clearly impressed.
“Nope, not even close, Mr. McCready,” the driver admitted. “There are still things above my clearance level I’m not permitted to see or do, and actually, I guess I’m kind of comfortable with that arrangement.”
Mabel’s Lincoln pulled in the garage driveway precisely at a quarter to nine with the back seat loaded down with dinner. The first items to come out were two enameled turkey roasters full of fried chicken followed by a gallon of potato salad and a grocery bag full of yeast rolls hot from the bakery. Next came a sturdy box containing place settings of actual dishes, silverware and glasses in honor of the occasion.
Mabel retrieved an ornate wooden box from the passenger seat and handed it reverently to Pete, “I was saving these for a special occasion and I figure this is probably about as special as it gets, what with the embassy and all.”
Pete carefully lifted the smooth fitting lid to reveal a set of six cut crystal glasses nestled in blue velvet before looking back at Mabel in astonishment. “Mabel, these are beautiful! Thanks to you, this dinner will be better than I thought possible.”
When the comm line rang in the office, Pete went to answer it a little hesitantly, afraid it could be a customer with a mechanical emergency, but the connection opened audio only with Mike’s voice.
“Dominic is leaving the spaceport now to bring Jenny, myself and our guest to the dinner. We aren’t too early, are we?”
“Your timing is perfect. See you when you get here.”
Twenty-five minutes later, the Centurion rolled smoothly to a stop at the edge of the red-carpet runner.
General Mike McCready exited first with a surprised smile on his face, “It looks like you really went all out, Dad. This is impressive,” he said indicating the red-carpet with a foot.
“Mabel’s idea,” Pete said quietly with a smile.
Colonel Temple, Jenny, was next to alight with the same surprised reaction as her father to the “make-over” of Pop’s Garage.
The General cleared his throat for attention before announcing in a clear voice, “Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the esteemed Eloysian ambassador, Veyron Nes, Principle Negotiator for the Consortium of Worlds.”
Mabel clearly heard surprise in Pete’s quick intake of breath as the Eloysian ambassador smoothly uncoiled his incredibly tall lithe form from the interior of Dominic’s cabin and stepped down from the open hatch to stand on the red-carpet as his vertical slit golden eyes darted from one person to another and his tail struck the low presentation of the visitor.
With a smile that showed rows of even pointed teeth, the Ambassador said, “Michael, would it be at all possible to dispense with titles, just for tonight, please?”
“Of course, Veyron. But first let me introduce my father, Pete McCready and his trusted friend, Mabel,” Michael continued.
“How do you do?” Veyron replied in perfect English with a slight nod, his tail still held quite low indicating a slightly anxious mental state in an unfamiliar setting.
Mabel, ever the hostess, boldly stepped forward to offer her hand in a warm greeting to the tall alien ambassador. Veyron bowed to carefully take her hand between both his own.
“Welcome, Ambassador. Please come in and make yourself comfortable. Can I offer you something to drink?”
“Thank you, but just cold water for me, please. This evening, I must keep my wits about me,” Veyron replied, his tail rising to a more confident midline presentation showing the tuft on the tail tip.
When Mabel returns with a drink for the Ambassador, she looks up to meet his gaze and finds it unusually difficult to look away from his golden eyes. Sensing her discomfort, Veyron looks quickly aside asking, “Is this the first time you have encountered an individual such as myself?”
“Yes, it is, Ambassador. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to stare; I meant no offense,” Mabel replied in sudden embarrassment.
“I assure you, no offense was taken and please, I am just, Veyron,” he replied to sooth her unease.
Mabel took a deep breath and continued, “You are actually the first person from another world I have ever met, but I’m not afraid. Your eyes remind me so much of a cat who once shared
her accommodations with me a few years back.”
Veyron Nes rumbled his approval saying, “It pleases me to have brought you a pleasant memory.”
“Tactical is clear to the operating horizon, Jenny,” Dominic replied to her unspoken request through the Colonel’s TVS communicator. “Thank you, Dominic,” she subvocalized. “I was actually becoming a little uneasy and didn’t know why. Please maintain your vigilance.”
“Dinner is served,” Mabel announced from the center of an inviting seating area complete with individual tables for each guest. A large round sofa chair conspicuously occupied the central position reserved for the ambassador.
“What is that delightful aroma?” Veyron asks turning to sniff the air delicately.
Mabel answered, “Veyron, I would like to invite you to join us in an Earth delicacy we call fried chicken. May I fix you a plate?”
“Oh, yes please! I rarely get an opportunity to sample authentic local cuisine,” Veyron replied eagerly.
“Any preference,” Mabel asked without thinking.
“None, I am an omnivore; surprise me.”
After more than a few hesitant starts, amusing pauses and embarrassing explanations, the meal shared in friendship by two vastly different races began to progress more smoothly with everyone satisfying both their appetites and the urge to learn more about their fellow diners.
“Veyron?” Mabel ventured during a lull in the conversation. “I am curious, are all Eloysians tall like you?”
“No, they are not, but I should explain. One of the reasons I was elected to the position of Principal Negotiator was due to my
short stature. Unlike most of my older colleagues, I did not tower over the heads of the Consortium world members with whom I was often tasked with negotiating emotionally sensitive issues. You see, Eloysians continue to grow throughout their long lives and both my parents were more than a meter taller than I at my last homecoming. On a positive note, I seldom require a plus size accommodation when I travel on Consortium World ships or shuttles.”
After the dinner is concluded, the dishes cleared away, the drinks replenished and the hostess repeatedly complimented, Veyron Nes reclines asking the General if they are able to speak freely.
“Yes, Veyron, everyone her is TVS, family and trusted friends,” the General replied. “What is it you wish to say?”
“Very well then,” Veyron replied taking a sip of water before beginning. “I feel I must apologize in advance should you find the nature of these discoveries to be disturbing or frightening.”
“Please continue, Veyron,” urged the General quietly.
“The monumental effort of the Xenoarchaeology team that studied the site where the Phylaetian weapon was constructed yielded unprecedented discoveries in the fields concerning space, time and the existence of parallel realities.”
“When the researchers built a
tiny working model of the device and activated it on the surface of an uninhabited planet, mammoth chaotic forces violently ripped the planet apart. The remains of the destroyed planet formed an accretion disc where material gradually spiraled down into an invisible rift where it would vanish. Matter continued to be drawn into that rift in space until the device itself was eventually devoured as well.”
“They believed the weapon to contain an arcane device with the ability to puncture the barriers that separate physical realities. When activated, the weapon can apparently connect the normal here and now space of the target reality with an alternate reality in another place. The observed tectonic effects on the target planet resembled those resulting from exposure to a massive gravity well. They suggested this other reality may actually lie in the proximity of a stellar singularity or black hole.”
Within the stunned silence of the audience seated inside the garage, the Ambassador took a deep breath and continued.
“The two lead researchers in the Xenoarchaeology team, one of whom was an Eloysian, destroyed their records and ended their lives rather than allow the results of their investigation to fall into the wrong hands. The remainder of the team has dispersed and gone into hiding.”
“By their best estimates, the Phylaetian weapon is ten thousand times larger than the working model that destroyed a world in their test. If their calculations are correct, a theoretically corresponding increase in yield can be expected from the Phylaetian weapon. The scientists were unsuccessful in discovering a means to abort it.”
“Again, I must apologize to be the bearer of such foreboding news.”
“Thank you for bringing this information to us, Veyron,” the General quietly replied. “I understand the substantial risk you took in bringing us into your confidence. We are forever in your debt.”
“Therefore, I, Mike McCready, as Commanding General of Orbital, hereby seal the contents and proceeds of this meeting and bind all those in attendance to secrecy.”
As the meeting ends, General McCready, Colonel Temple and Ambassador Veyron Nes reluctantly prepare to leave the safe haven they have enjoyed at Pop’s Garage thanking Pete and Mabel once again for their hospitality. When the Ambassador stooped to enter Dominic’s hatch, he turns to the General and asks, “Michael, before it should slip my mind, I must ask, what is a cat?”
In uncharacteristic diplomatic fashion, the General only hesitates for a moment before replying, “Why, my dear Veyron, a cat is the beloved feline companion of a very select group of people who are randomly chosen to humbly receive the honor of their presence.”
“I, see...,” Veyron rumbled intuitively grasping the concept.