Walrus Whisperer
Hope in chains...
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she reached the check-out, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear:
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE 12, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE."
If that was bad enough, somebody at the rear of the store misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS".
In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER"?
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE 12, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE."
If that was bad enough, somebody at the rear of the store misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS".
In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER"?