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RVM45

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Old English evolved to Middle English to "King James English" to what we speak today unselfconsciously over Generations.

There wasn't any agenda.

Modern hip newspeak is a conscious affair to continually create new slangs and usages so that those who are on the cutting edge can be conceited and feel superior to their betters who haven't the time or desire to keep up with the latest slang.

I never used to have my blood pressure go through the ceiling at the use of "Tarp" until I encountered a Fool who felt Superior to folks who used the more proper term "Tarpaulin".

Now although I often need help to get to my feet and I lean heavily on my cane—I wouldn't hesitate to "Go outside to settle it" with anyone who felt strongly enough to challenge me over it.

Here is a usage that I hate with a bright burning passion:

When someone means "It can be Eaten" and instead they turn infuriatingly Dyslexic and say "It'll Eat".

Those damned "Chunky Soup" commercials had me screaming obscenities at the Television Screen.

"The soup that Eats like a meal"

No you incestous child molesting turd gargler, that Damned soup ain't gonna eat a damned thing—unless by chance, Campbell's is marketing cans full of "The Blob"!!!

Speaking of annoyance—do you remember when McDonalds had all those Muppet-Like characters in their Commercials?

That was back before remotes and mute buttons were common and I avoided eating at McDonalds for a decade because The restaurant reminded of the silly ass commercials and made me too pissed off to enjoy eating.

Then again, I don't eat Hamburgers and I'm a bit skittish about any kind of ground beef.

{I loved Hamburgers when I was a boy, but I've always been one of those people who run for the bathroom whenever they encounter a BB-sized piece of Gristle, spit the whole mouthful into the toilet and then go through two or three violent almost vomit heaves…

At some point I came to the conclusion that Eating Hamburgers=Biting Down on Gristle.

Then I didn't want to eat Hamburger anymore, but there was two or three years when I was forced to gag them down against my will and better judgement.

I can eat Ground Beef in spaghetti, chili or pizza. I don't care for big chunks though.

I can eat pan sausage though, but then I was never FORCED to gag sausage down as a 10 or 11 year old…}


…..RVM45 :cool::sht::cool:

BIG PS:

Read Emerson, Thoreau or Charles Spurgeon. Early to mid 1800 literary English was much different from what we use today.

No, if little Johnny wrote, conjugated and constructed sentences like Thoreau by some oddness, I don't think that his Elementary teaches would flunk him…

…..They might, since some of them wouldn't be capable of following him…

But their writing has a much different texture and flavor than modern writing.
 

RVM45

Senior Member
Chapter Six






“Rasputin, have you ever owned or even worn a dress?” I asked Gary at breakfast.

“Why do you call her ‘Rasputin’?” Markie asked.

“It’s her middle name and it annoys her. Don’t you call her that. She won’t put up with it from you,” I said.

“That isn’t my middle name. I told Dew that I didn’t have a middle name, so he gave me one—a very trying and annoying one,” Gary said.

“But to answer your question—I’ve never worn a dress since I’ve been old enough to remember,” she added.

“Would you like to have a traditional wedding dress?” I asked her.

“We’d never find one to fit me,” Gary said.

“Damned nation, sometimes is is hard to get a responsive answer. Would you like to have a traditional wedding gown?” I persisted.

Gary hadn’t gotten anywhere near the annoying zone, but one of my pet peeves is people who have to be verbally cornered like a hostile witness in court before they’ll give a responsive answer.

That’s almost as annoying as when someone insists on giving me an answer that I don’t want to hear.

Example:

“What day is it?” I ask.

“Duh, what…?”

“I asked what day it was.”

Please note the lack of a question mark after:

“I asked what day it was.”

That is not a question and should not be responded to as a question.

“Duh…drool…it’s Tuesday.”

“I didn’t ask and didn’t want to know.”

“Yes you did.”

“Alright—if you want to get technical—I did ask, but you claim not to have heard that question, so you can hardly be responding to it.

“If I still wanted an answer despite the aggravation of having to repeat myself, I’d simply repeat the question verbatim. Choosing to phrase the former question as a statement should make it abundantly clear that I no longer wish to hear you answer.”

For some reason this basic lesson in semantics often finds me talking to someone who is red in the face with both fists doubled and threatening me with trauma.

I don’t care how big and tough someone is or how badly I’m outnumbered. I’m congenitally incapable of backing down from a verbal confrontation. Words—and the choice of words—are extraordinarily important to me.

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Andrea was a fortyish woman who had a dress and tailoring business. She’d worked out of her home for years. When a small restaurant closed on Main Street the town council offered to let Andrea use the place rent-free.

The city fathers thought that a dress shop looked far nicer than another empty storefront. One of the local artists could do gold leaf and he made her a beautiful olde tyme looking sign on the storefront window. Someone else found some discarded and usable mannequins to hang some of Andrea’s dresses on and they were off to the races.

Andrea had a daughter named ‘Picayune’—no, I don’t know if that was just her handle or if Andrea was still groggy with anesthetic when she named her…

At any rate, Picayune made Goth clothing and doll clothing and costumes of various sorts.

There was a small bookstore that mainly dealt in used books on one side of Andreas Dress Emporium and on the far side of that was a cobbler’s shop.

That was more of Duke’s kibitzing. Duke thought that a well-stocked shoe repair shop would be quite an asset to the community in the case of TEOTWAWKI.

Old man Forest had been a leather-working hobbyist for decades. He was genteelly starving on Social Security so Duke paid him a salary to run the shoe repair shop and keep all the profits—such as they were.

Forest had two teenaged louts as apprentices. Both he and Duke were well aware that Forest was exceedingly unlikely to live forever. The teens were mostly interested in learning how to make custom cowboy boots to order. There is good money in that—but only after a certain degree of virtuosity is gained.

Forest had the heavy-duty leather-working gear and the expertise and he and Picayune ran a prosperous custom holster business on the side.

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“Sure, I can make Gary a wedding dress in plenty of time for the wedding,” Andrea told us.

“Come into the back room so I can make some detailed measurements. Is ‘Gary’ your real name honey?” Andrea said while leading Gary into the back.

“Actually ‘Gary’ is short for ‘Gerold’,” Gary said.

“What are the chances of finding Gary some high heels that will fit her?” I asked Picayune.

“What’s her shoe size?” Picayune asked dubiously.

“14 EEE,” I said.

“If we had more time I’d try to get online and locate a pair. The shops that cater to transvestites and drag queens would be the best bet. Rupaul has to buy his pumps somewhere,” Picayune said.

As I inhaled to jump into the breech once more, Picayune cut me off.

“I know. Gary is a woman. Still, shoes are shoes and shoes that would fit a drag queen with 14 EEE feet should fit a woman with 14 EEE feet?”

“Her father is half Jamaican. I don’t know how true it is, but the stereotype is that islanders have disproportionately large feet ,” I said.

“Anyway, are her feet out of proportion for a girl who is six foot three?” I asked.

“I’m six-four now,” Gary said as she came walking back out front.

“Actually, I’m marginally closer to six-four than I am to six-five. I weighed two hundred and seven pounds. Seems that I’ve been eating good nutritious food, getting plenty of rest and living a life largely devoid of gratuitous aggravation.”

“Why did Andrea need your weight?”

“She didn’t, but there’s a scale in the back and I was curious,” Gary said.

“If a former customer needs something made and can’t make it to a fitting, then an accurate weight can help me know how much to take up or let out. I don’t like doing things that way, but I have former customers on both coasts and in Canada and New Zealand,” Andrea said.

“I had underestimated you customer base,” I said.

“It’s not that I have huge numbers of customers, but I’ve been at this almost thirty years now. Some of my customers have moved to other places but they’re still loyal to my crafts,” Andrea said.

Then she threw me for a loop.

“What are you going to wear to the wedding?” Andrea asked me.

“Whatever.”

“I could make you something special,” she said.

“Okay, I do not wear a tie—not ever—not for any reason. I do not shuck my shirttail into my britches. I don’t care if someone sticks a pistol in my ear. No tuck!

“How a custom that was so uncomfortable and demeaning came to be de rigor is beyond me.

“Most dress pants are of lighter weight fabric than denim and I hate that breezy feeling around my nads,” I said.

“What would you wear on a date?” Andrea persisted

“I’ve never been on a date,” I said.

I picked up a sketchpad and a soft-leaded pencil.

“My mother used to make me shirts like this when she was alive. It has three buttons on a relatively tight cuff. The sleeves are long enough to have generous blousing.

“It’s a pullover with a “V” split in the center down to about mid-sternum. I don’t want to expose that much of my hairy chest to God and everyone else, so I always wore a “T” shirt underneath.

“The collars are relatively long and pointed.

“I’m not a fan, but several people called them ‘Elvis’ shirts

“Look here. Take away the collar completely. Take away the cuffs and instead have big bell-bottomed sleeves to midway down the palm when the hands hang loose.

“Put four or five grommets on each side of the chest split and thread a decorative rawhide lace through it.

“It becomes a whole other shirt,” I said.

“Let me take a few measurements,” Andrea said.

“No trip to the back?”

“A shirt is far easier to fit than an elaborate dress,” Andrea said.

“Do the belled sleeves hinder your draw?” Picayune asked.

“Not in my case. One advantage of the belled sleeves is that they allow quick access to a small weapon mounted on the forearm. Also, in cold weather you can wear a wool sweater under it comfortably,” I said.

“What colors do you like?” Andrea asked.

“Black, black and more black.”

“Your scarf is deep violet,” She observed.

“Sometimes a little violet, lime green or crimson for accent—but basically black.

A couple of days later, I spotted Duke walking down Main Street when I happened to be uncharacteristically away from Gary.

He had a monogramed shirt with a bolo tie. His sport jacket was tailored to hide his twin single action revolvers in a double shoulder holster. He had mirror shades and an expensive Stetson hat. Of course he still wore a pair of his roach stomping cowboy boots—shined until they reflected the light like polished black glass.

“Dude, it is like: What’s your shoe size?” I asked Duke.

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We armed all of the deputies with the Philippine made Rock Island 1911A1s. The Rugers were arguably better—though maybe not that much better—but they cost twice as much. Neither the Rock Island nor the Ruger had those thrice damned firing pin safeties.

Jeff Cooper used to turn out acceptable combat .45 shooters with five days of instruction. I had Cooper’s recorded lectures. We had a nice little indoor range with over twice the recommended volume of airflow to remove most of the airborne lead particles.

The range only allowed shots from fifty feet and a tad beyond, and there really wasn’t a good way to have targets set up at right angles. The good news was that thanks to Duke’s largess we had all the ammo that we could shoot for free.

Free ammo or not, I had all the deputies put in some long stretches at one of the reloading presses. They might be beginners and perhaps I wouldn’t carry most of the deputies’ loads into combat unless they were the only loads on hand.

Nonetheless, reloading is one more process that helps the warrior become one with his weapon.

When the weather allowed, we build elaborate room simulations at the outdoor range from 1”x2”s with cardboard sheet walls. We put a good bit of planning so that a modest movement of a few walls created a much different different space to wander through.

We spray painted the cardboard walls to make them look more like dry wall—though I don’t know if that added any useful degree of realism. Somebody even went to the yard sale and picked up a few cheap paintings to hang on the simulated walls as well as a couple card tables, a couple end tables, chairs and plastic dishes and a vase with a tall plastic bouquet to place on the tables.

Anytime the walls moved our spray–painters completely changed the color scheme.

We fired both pump shotguns and double barrels indoors—little more than familiarization really, but better than nothing. Then we ran some shotgun exercise through the outdoor faux house that we’d made.

While we waited for the muddy ground to firm up enough to allow us to build another fun house, Duke insisted that we go shoot skeet and trap with our police shotguns.

Useless? Not completely. It did teach the new shooters to shoulder their firearms quickly and to become a bit more accustomed to recoil. It taught a bit about leading a target—though how much that would carry over to shooting someone running horizontally on the ground, I don’t know.

Duke got downright lavish with the rifles he’d bought the deputies—and Todd, Gary me. HK91s—.308 semi- automatic rifles with exceedingly generous supplies of twenty round magazines, and lavish amount of both practice and battle ammo.

Duke was convinced that a small group of trained men using semi-automatic .308 would be able to lay down a devastating firestorm. I tended to believe that a man who makes every shot count shouldn’t need either semi-auto or large detachable box magazines.

Saying to oneself:

“If I miss his shot, I’ll have 19 more tries as fast as I can pull the trigger,”

Is a very bad attitude for a rifleman. A rifleman should do his level best to connect with every shot he fires.

Duke bought us wood stocked HK91s and there you have it.

I’d mentioned how I hated synthetic stocks and Duke had gotten wood stocks for each and every one of our rifles at considerable extra cost to himself—at least that’s what I thought at the time.

The longest firing range that we had on hand was a hundred and fifty yards. There was only room for two shooters at one time. The next longest range was only one hundred yards.

Shooting at Paul Bunyan sized silhouettes that either fall or don’t fall out to three or four hundred yards isn’t anywhere near as good to build long range skill as firing for groups at one hundred yards and diligently working to improve both group size and group placement.

I also tried to get the deputies to do a lot of mini-sniping with some precision air rifles—inside, in the parking lot out back or on the flat roofs of the gaol house or their apartment house dormitory.

Then there was weapon retention and disarming techniques. Fighting against unarmed attack, attack with a knife, and attack with a club—all the while the deputy is unarmed, or armed with knife, gun or club.

How to correctly handcuff someone and how to escape cuffs. It takes practice to become a virtuoso at escape, but anyone who carries cuffs and doesn’t know how to escape from cuffs—and who doesn’t carry more than one hidden spare key is a dumbass.

In bygone days local laws had to graduate from a state training program to be accredited. I think they still did on paper even when we were home schooling our deputies.

The state had become progressively more broke while many urban and rural areas felt the need for more laws. Some of the larger cities like Evansville, Louisville, Lexington and Cincinnati had decent local training programs. Many small towns and sparsely populated counties had nothing at all.

I think our men were fairly well trained in the overall scheme of things.

I stressed that they were to keep order and protect the citizens and the citizen’s property. It was very much the citizens and especially Duke that paid our salary.

Who gave a rat’s derrière if someone had a gun, a machine gun, a silencer or a field of pot or opium growing or a moonshine operation? I wasn’t even too concerned about meth labs so long as they were halfway discrete.

If no one was being hurt, then turn a blind eye.

On day fifteen the deputies got a break from training. That was Gary and my Wedding day.




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RVM45

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Chapter Seven





Why do women wear high-heeled shoes? Most would simply tell you that they’re sexy and they neither possess nor share any more technical information on the subject than that.

Standing on tippy-toes introduces several cantilevers to maintain a stable posture. The buttocks protrude to the rear. The low back is strongly hyper-extended and the high chest juts forward. While these postural changes are ruinous to the body over time, they tend to emphasize certain female anatomical traits.

Traditional cowboy boots have high heels too though they serve a different purpose for a horseman.

The 14 EEE cowboy boots that Duke gave me had three and one quarter-inch heels. I don’t know much about women’s shoes but I came across a reference once that implied that five-inch heels are a bit over the top and no one would ever wear six-inch heels except on the stage or the dance floor.

That would seem to imply that “normal” high-heeled shoes have a height of around four inches.

Forest had built up the heels of the cowboy boots that Duke supplied about seven-eighths of an inch, Forest did say that the high-heels wouldn’t wear well and that sometime after the wedding Gary should bring them back to him so that he could remove the ersatz heel extensions before they stated to cause run-over.

That is if she intended to continue wearing them.

Since Gary’s dress nearly touched the floor it really didn’t matter that she wore cowboy boots beneath. She could have hidden a pair of telephone lineman’s climbing spikes under the long dress if there’d been some reason to.

Men are generally aroused by what they see. Sure, you cannot always tell by a woman’s looks, but it’s generally the looks that get the ball rolling.

Women are generally more turned on by what they hear and one of the best snares that one can set for a woman is to make her feel both pretty and wanted.

Gary affected me on some whole other level. It was tactile—the feel of her body sharing my bunk, the smoothness of her shaved head and the feel of her firm well-developed deltoids when I put my hands on her shoulders.

It was also olfactory. I rely more on scents than most. Spend a few nights sharing a bed with someone and you will pick up their scent. At least if you have a nose like mine you will.

There was something else about Gary: She was seldom out of arm’s reach. It was even more unusual for her not to be in the same room. She seemed up for anything that I suggested from carrying a gun to shaving her head.

I had even questioned whether or not she had any personality at all when she first started coming around. She did though. While she seldom spoke, when she did it was evident that she had a sharp mind and a large working vocabulary.

I was absolutely taken aback at how pretty Gary was on our wedding day. I thought that her chest was as flat as an ironing board but she had been growing rapidly under her loose clothing. I’m sure that the weight gain had helped, but she was also young enough to have sudden spurts of development.

It was also the first time that I’d seen Gary wearing makeup.

Lucky me! I was about to marry a very beautiful woman. No one who saw Gary in her wedding dress would ever again think that she was a guy.

There really wasn’t much to tell about the wedding. We had it at our house, which meant that all my family was here. Marshall Todd, Duke, Forest, Andrea and Picayune were there as well along with most of the deputies and a couple dozen of the townspeople were there—I’d put out a blanket invitation to all and sundry.

Gary had an older half-brother who’d moved to Detroit when Gary was a small child. He’d left when they declared martial law. Fortunately there was no attempt to keep folk from leaving Detroit at that point.

Tabitha—Gary’s now fifteen-year-old cousin—had really wanted to attend the wedding. Reginald had no ties to the trailer park where his mother lived. He loaded up his few belongings, four Rottweilers and his thirteen-year-old son and brought Tabitha down hoping to find a place to lite.

“Do you have any experience with weapons?” I asked Reginald.

“I did two tours of duty in the sandbox with the US Army Infantry,” Reginald replied.

“Damned nation, I wish that I’d known a couple weeks ago when I was hiring full-time deputy marshals.

“I can hire you as a part-time deputy. That will get you a furnished apartment and twelve meals a week at the corner diner. I think I can get them to include the boy in the gratis meals.

“You will be paid minimum wage for any hours that you work. Anything above twenty hours per week and you start picking up more paid meals.

“I can take you in at my place. Kin is kin. Thing is, you’ll get room and board in exchange for both farm labor and security as needed, but cash payment may be all but nonexistent.

“Or I can recommend you to Duke. I don’t know that he’s hiring. His guards are well trained, well armed and well paid though,” I told him.

“Can I take the part-time deputy’s job for now? So long as cash has value, I’ll need to keep up my truck payments” Reginald said.

“That’s cool—just one thing. I’m the firearms training officer. I teach straight Jeff Cooper. If the US Army, or the FBI, or the CIA or even Mossad does it differently than Jeff Cooper then they are wrong. Never publicly disagree with the sainted colonel’s teaching.

“Come to me privately to bitch if you must. We’ll still do it Cooper’s way, but maybe you’ll feel better to get it off your chest.

“In fact—Hypothetically—even if you could prove to me beyond any doubt that Cooper was wrong—we’d still continue to do it Cooper’s way.

“If you can get on board with that then we’ll be glad to have you,” I said to him.

Yeah, the rest of the wedding was pretty routine. We exchanged vows and then we kissed. Gary cast the combined head covering and veil to the crowd as well as the bouquet. She wanted everyone to get a good look at her shaved head I guess.

We had grilled steak with French fries and then chocolate cake that Gary had baked herself along with store bought vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Later in the afternoon we all gathered around the television that we’d set up outside to hear the president expound on things he knew nothing about or to tell the most outrageous lies with the air of utmost sincerity.

Like I said earlier, the president had the reputation as a scaramouch and a buffoon. That night he looked haggard and as serious as a heart attack.

I can’t recall his exact words. I’m sure they’re written down somewhere.

The gist of it was that he blamed our current terrorist feeding frenzy on a partnership between North Korea and radical Mussulmen. Then he dropped an economy-sized turd in the punch bowl when he announced that nuclear bombs were dropping in North Korea and Saudi Arabia as he spoke.

Then just for fits and giggles this poster child for Planned Parenthood announced nation-wide martial law and the suspension of all rights but most particularly the right of free speech, the right to keep and bear arms, the right of Habeas Corpus and any right against unreasonable and unlawful search and seizure.

Well Hell, most folks had wondered and will continue to wonder why he didn’t declare nation-wide martial law sooner. All those who wondered weren’t in favor of dictatorship but it just seemed to be the Statists’ best and most obvious move under the circumstances.

I certainly wasn’t one of the president’s inner circle so I’m sure that I can’t tell you why the zombie president did anything.

“Reginald, get settled in here. I wouldn’t feel good about you being on the town’s front line until everyone in town gets to know you. You might very well be mistaken for a looter.

“Rasputin, shuck yourself outa that wedding dress. We’re headed for town—unless I can persuade you to stay here with the family? No, I thought not,” I said.

“Is the town under siege?” Markie asked.

“No, but I suspect that it may be and soon. That was the down side of getting a neat office, a heavy duty brass star and getting to train a group of men the right way to use their weapons.

“I kinda signed on to lay my life on the line to protect this little townstead from enemies both private and federal,” I said.

“So you see yourself as a sort of Robert E Lee?” Duke asked me.

“More like Heros Von Borcke or better yet, William Quantrill,” I answered.



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RVM45

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Chapter Eight






They say that rank has its privileges. I suppose, but it also has its pains in the ass.

In a modest and fairly controlled holocaust like this one, I calculated that the worst threat from brigands and raiders would come on the heels of the president’s announcement. The federal government was still a major player and they would come down hard on anyone using the crisis as a pretext to rob, rape and pillage. The govie hates competition.

It might take a few days to get the point across to the drooling nihilists though. Not—I hasten to add—that all nihilists are stupid or even bad. The ones who were evil—both the crafty and the cracked—would cause plenty headaches though.

We put all of our deputies on active status and we ran them in twelve-hour shifts. I had no objection to one deputy sleeping while the other drove when they shared a patrol car.

Sure, two sets of eyes were better, but keeping patrolmen in a near zombie state isn’t good either. At least if there were trouble there’d be two patrolmen available to respond, even if one of them had just awakened from a nap.

There were many demands on their time and energy even when they weren’t on duty—particularly if they had family.

As second in command, I served most of my tours in the headquarters. Since I wore more than one hat in the small department, I moved a radio out into the workshop where I could work on weapons between call-ins.

Gary was my assistant as well as the computer expert. She’d prevailed on the town to buy her the wherewithal to create a half-dozen servers along with a hodge-podge of computers that she’d built, salvaged or acquired cheap at yard sales or online vendors.

I had no idea what exactly she intended to do with her kludged POP (Pile of PCs) but I left her to it. It kept her out of worse mischief.

Marshal Todd traded turns as the dispatcher with his wife. They had a white marker board with a combined map/satellite representation of our small town and a bit of the surrounding countryside. He or his wife did a fair job of keeping track of the approximate locations of his deputies.

As far as leading anything, I was just there. Gary or I sat in as dispatcher when either the marshal or his wife was sleeping and the other needed to make a urine or stool deposit in the porcelain bank.

Duke came by to see me briefly.

“Dew, assume that a man had a dozen full-sized lathes and a dozen mills—and a mix-match of smaller and/or junk machine tools,” Duke began.

“Okay,” I said cautiously.

“Can you set me up a topological flow chart of the most efficient way to turn out Bill Holmes style machine pistols?”

“Yeah, with a little thought. Why do you want Holmes style machine pistols? I thought that you were so high on full-power rifle rounds?”

Duke frowned, frittered and mumbled a little and then he came clean—somewhat.

“Can you say:

“’Very valuable on the black market’? They’re even more valuable in cases of forty-eight or sixty. Some backward folks are just now arming their private—or public—civilian militias,” Duke said.

“Okay, three or four thoughts on the machine pistols,” I began.

“Number one—the 9mm model could be done just as well as a .30 Carbine blowback. A .30 Carbine with a 71 round drum like the PPSh41 would be neat—particularly with a shoulder stock and a thirteen to sixteen inch barrel.

“Number two—The .22 LR version would be even more awesome as a .32 ACP. The .22 version is about a foot in overall length. 100 Grain .32s are gonna be subsonic even loaded rather warm.

“Add about four or five inches overall to include an integral silencer. Sure you could vent the barrel and make it shorter, but then you’d lose velocity.

“Number three—I can turn out a few for you right here.

“Number four—are you hip to the ‘Salami Method’ of gun manufacture?” I spat out rapid fire.

“I’ll consider your first two points,” Duke began.

“The feds will show up here directly. I know that it goes completely against your grain, but I want the town PD to liaison and humor whatever branch of the govie shows up to lay down the law here.

“Every day that you can pacify them and keep open warfare from breaking out is protein for our side.

“Building illegal weapons in the police armory is a bit too obvious and provocative.

“What in Hell is ‘The Salami Method’?” Duke finally asked me.

In case someone doesn’t know:

Suppose you want to make firearms—many firearms—and machinists and machine tools aren’t as numerous as you might wish.

Visualize something like a 1911A1 Hammer, or a Colt Single Action Hammer or a Smith and Wesson Hammer—just whatever is easier for you to visualize. It could be a Trigger or a Sear for that matter…

Now some dimensions on our part will be crucial, but some will not. Nonetheless, it will take a fair amount of time on the milling table and it may require shaped cutters.

How thick is our part? A quarter-inch give or take? What if we made the part a foot or eighteen inches thick? It will take a little longer to run the cuts, but you will save beaucoup set-up time. When you’ve finished the “Salami” any semi-skilled dude with a metal-cutting bandsaw—or even a hacksaw—can slice your “Salami” into slightly thick parts and then file or sand them smooth and to the proper thickness.

Of course there may be holes or surface features that need to be added. Even here a little strategizing is in order. Trying to cut a precision hole eighteen inches deep when there is no compelling reason to do so is orkish.

Drilling a precision hole three inches deep isn’t so demanding and it gets you a number of parts drilled at the same time.

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Three days later we had our first incident. There was one small tavern in the town. Of course martial law had put a hold on all sales of alcohol, but this was rural Kentucky. Veneration of arbitrary rules and restrictions wasn’t exactly born and bred in native Kentuckians—nor, I might add—in a good number of other Americans either.

They came in a gang—about twenty of them. They rode dirt bikes and four wheel drive pickups. Some of the pickups had more dirt bikes tied down in the beds.

There were a few small cargo trailers and a couple of vans in the hodge-podge. Their gear seemed to be coated in mud though there hadn’t been a hard rain in a couple weeks.

Their plates said they come from the Nashville area, but they could just have easily come from Louisville, Cincinnati or Indianapolis. There are loud mouthed and inbred bullies with rotten buckteeth most everywhere—at least a few.

We weren’t blockading the town at that point. And Hell, they might have been simply harmless companions of the road. Well, not “Harmless”. That would be like calling a grizzly, a rattlesnake or a cocked-and-locked combat 1911A1 “Harmless”.

Shall we say: inoffensive and neither spoiling for a fight nor actively seeking trouble.

Well, as that silly comedienne with the accordion used to say: It could have happened.

Instead these dudes had gone behind the counter to grab bottles of liquor without paying and when Dennis the owner objected, they’d stomped him. Then they had started tearing the clothes off a couple of townswomen.

Then they’d stomped the living daylights out of the three men who’d had the balls to object.

Somewhere along the line they’d cranked the jukebox up to ear-splitting levels.

Then five of our marshals had arrived on the scene and there had been an uneasy standoff ever since.

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It took me less than a couple minutes to ready myself and to head for the tavern.

Andrea had managed to make uniform shirts for all the deputies based on the sketch I’d shown her—the collared version. She’d made them black. The troopers had black shirts with red cuffs and collars.

There was a reinforced section on the left with twin grommets for the badge along with a hand-embroidered nametag on the right and the town’s name on a hand embroidered shoulder patch worn on the left.

She had figured that there wouldn’t be time for custom machine embroidered patches to arrive. Since it was well into spring, she’d made them of a comfortable and lightweight fabric.

I would have probably preferred the belled sleeves, but without the red cuffs and collars there would have been little to identify them as uniforms.

Do you know why bloused sleeves were once so popular? Back when dueling with rapiers was common, all that slack in a bloused sleeve meant that a too short sleeve, regardless of what unorthodox and expedient position the thrust might come from, would never hinder a swordsman’s thrust.

Much of that logic can be applied to a modern day pistolero who may be called upon to use pistol, rifle, shotgun or Bowie knife or simply to grapple or punch from unforeseeable and outré angles.

Belled sleeves never get in the way of my draw, but I couldn’t guarantee that would be the case for all the deputies without extensive testing.

Anyway Todd, Gary, a couple deputies and I all had violet trim to mark us as officers.

Now we had some excellent level IIa bullet resistant vests available for the deputies. The modern fabric IIa vests are a bit less bulky than the lighter old level II Kevlar vests. They’re only slightly bulkier than old level Ia junk vests.

Still, they do hinder movement somewhat and they can be sweaty and uncomfortable. None of the soft vests will stop rifle cartridges—though I’ve often thought that the velocity stripped from a rifle bullet in burning through a soft vest would rob the bullet of at least some of its terminal sting.

Be that as it may. Most of the deputies opted not to wear the vests since the brigands that we expected to face would probably be toting rifles. They had their uniform shirts tailored accordingly.

I didn’t sit around the armory in either a uniform shirt or a vest. However if I were called out that meant that trouble was a near certainty. I took the time to shuck into a vest, add trauma plate and then pull an oversized uniform shirt on top of it.

“Gary, stay here and man the radio. This could be dangerous,” I ordered.

I might as well have saved my breath. She shucked into vest and shirt even as I donned mine. Gary pulled on a gun belt that included a Stoeger Double Barrel Roadwarrior type shotgun in 20 Gauge. She’d had the department order the NFA weapon to her specifications.

I had a good 1911A1 in a Chapman High-Ride holster on my right hip. They marketed the High-Ride as a competition holster and they don’t make them anymore. Pity. I think that they’re the best holsters for open carry that I’ve ever encountered.

The double horizontal shoulder holster rig with my 5906s went on next. There was scant chance that I’d shoot all my .45 magazines dry and need the high capacity 9mms, but they’re simply old friends that I hesitate to leave behind.

I didn’t have any NFA weapons on tap. I didn’t need them. I did have a Browning Auto 5 that had been turned into a legal Whippet. It was a 12 Gauge loaded with buffered and plated BB shot in special two-ounce loads. The gun had an extra-full screw-in turkey choke that had been tuned by an expert to give me the tightest patterns possible up close and personal.

I didn’t expect to “need” the Whippet, but it should add authority to my presence and toward that end I’d had it bright nickeled like the olde tyme Texas Rangers used to nickel their shotguns.

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I’d instructed all deputies responding to my S.O.S. to await my arrival outside unless shots were fired. I was a little disappointed that only four stood waiting outside.

If the troublemakers had been smart, they’d have had their own lookouts to spot reinforcements. They were chuckleheads though.

“Guys, put your earplugs in. The way the music is blaring in there you won’t hear any footfalls or whatever anyway. When the shooting starts, that will be one small advantage,” I said.

I didn’t like the entrance. If I’d been the opposition, I’d have a sentry or two watching the door. I cut a small circle of the painted glass beside the door and knocked it out. As I said, the music was very loud. No one would hear except the hypothetical threshold sentries.

I stuck a small dental mirror in the hole in the glass and gave it a good look around.

No one.

“Everyone wait out here unless you hear shots, then come running in. That goes double for you Gary.

“Guys, remember that your friends and neighbors—mayhap your kin—are in there. If you must come in, stay calm. Remember those ‘Hostiles and Hostages’ house clearings that we did.

“Anyone with a rifle, sling it. You can nail a hostile dead center and wipe out two friendlies behind him all with one shot of .308. If you have a shotgun, you know how your load patterns and penetrates. Let your conscious be your guide,” I said.

I stepped into the bar like a man in cowboy boots and spurs walking onto the basketball floor at a sock hop.

We had a classic standoff with five of my deputies confronting well over a dozen hostiles. About half of the hostiles wore pistols of one sort or another. A few had shotguns or lever action rifles. One dude had what looked like a Cold Steel Norse style axe. Almost every one of them had a big belt knife or two.

No pistols had been drawn and long guns were held in the off hand with muzzles pointed neutrally at the floor.

In any sort of even halfway even standoff, the side that shoots first will win. If the first shooter is both skilled and calm, he can put down two, three even four of the opposition before they can react—and he may very well destroy the other side’s morale right at the outset.

The downside to being the first shooter is that every client still standing two seconds later is going to target the first shooter. That can be a further edge for the home team. While just about every enemy shooter will be gratuitously perforating the first shooter the home team may be taking down several more clients. This will be scant comfort to the bullet-ridden first.

If you think you’re the kinda dude who would shoot first, then it would behoove you to shoot right at the outset before the standoff has fully formed.

My deputies were well aware of my thoughts on standoffs but they were both badly outnumbered and they didn’t want to start a gunfight in the heart of the town.

I walked up to the loudmouthed dude who seemed to be the leader. I had my Browning in hand and I was confident that Gary had ignored my order and was backing my play. I didn’t learn until later that she walked through the door with her Roadwarrior carried down low in her right hand and a seven-shot Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum in her left hand hidden behind her left buttocks.

“Dudes!” I said loudly but respectfully. “I am going to ask you one more time to leave peacefully.”

“Look at this guys!” he shouted to his compañeros.

“There’s one with long blond hair and one with a shaved head!”

My hair was about eighteen inches in length and too red to be blond. I wouldn’t call that long. This dude had one of those two-inch long all-over modified buzz-cuts that gay guys seem so fond of, but I didn’t try to bust his chops asking him if he’d stopped in on his way to the gay discotheque.

“I’ve asked you to leave. Quite honestly—that’s way more slack than I ought to cut you,” I said.

He reached for my head or my hair. I gave him two shots to the solar plexus. I hated to use the second shot, but he was too close to me to chance him grabbing me.

I took a half step forward and rammed my left shoulder into him hard. Four ounces of BB shot had left him without any strength and he fell beautifully.

The Whippet had a laser sight, but I hardly needed it. I took down three more hostiles in perhaps two seconds.

One fellow was bent way down in an old fashioned “Gunman’s crouch” and firing his semi-auto from the hip. I think that he was firing at Gary from the angle—or maybe one of the deputies from outside.

My shot from his side hit him in the middle of his humorous. Between the heavy load of BB shot and the secondary missiles created from bone fragments, his right arm was completely severed and fell to the floor.

I released the Browning with my right hand and drew my .45. I used my first shot to blow the brains of the one-armed gunner across the room. His screaming was nerve wracking and besides, he just might have survived if someone slapped a tourniquet on his stump. I might be hard, but leaving someone to live out his days as an amputee was too cold hearted even for me.

I think that I got a couple more sloppy double taps in shooting one-handed. I found myself momentarily unable to let go of the Whippet so I could shoot two-handed.

By the time I shot my .45 magazine dry there were no more clients to service.

I hadn’t known that Dennis kept several firearms hidden throughout the tavern. He’d been gradually wallowing toward a Ruger 10-22 that he had stashed behind a heating vent. It had a folding stock—extended and it had a 25 round magazine in place.

My shooting gave him the distraction that he needed to access his hidden weapon.

Dennis was angry about being stomped and he knew that .22 LR is feeble against man. He went for headshots and fired four or five round bursts.

The barmaid named Helen had been wearing a dress with—can you believe it? She had a .38 Special Ladysmith in a thigh holster. Thankfully they hadn’t stripped her far enough to find the piece.

She fired a three round burst into the chest of one of her captors. He dropped. The other fellow was turned momentarily and Helen shot him twice in the back. He turned around and butt-stroked her hard enough to break her jaw and the wood stock on his cheap .22 rifle.

Helen backed her .38 up with a tiny Bauer .25 and a face full of .25 ACP settled that client completely.

Also, three more deputies had shown up just in time to join the other four when they came storming in. Knowing that they were going to a house clearing, two showed up with the eighteen inch twelve gauge doubles with tight chokes and BB loads.

One of the townsfolk died from the trauma associated with a severe stomping. Another man was shot with a .30-30 fired by a brigand and died pretty much on the spot.

We lost one deputy. Willis never spoke much and I didn’t know him very well. Now the opportunity to know him was gone. I knew that he had a teenaged son and a wife. He’d said once that his motives for joining us was two-fold. He housed and fed his family largely with his wages and comps, but he also said that someone had to man the ramparts if his family was to be safe.

Our clients?

Every one of them achieved complete satisfaction. We made each and every one of them good.

A couple of the vehicles and most of the motorcycles were impressed into the town’s PD. Some of the more ragged vehicles became part of the roadblocks that only left a couple gated entrances into the city.

Sure, you could walk in or ride a bike, but you couldn’t come in with most four-wheel vehicles.

We didn’t search anyone nor did we deny anyone entrance. We just gave them a brief lecture on the consequences of improper deportment and let them through.

It did give us a good handle on who was coming to town and how many.

Nine days after the Tavern Shootout the federal laws—the ones they called “The Peacekeepers”came to our town.




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Chapter Nine





The days after nation-wide martial law was declared were filled with frantic activity.

I had studied secret hiding places for years and I’d developed a certain expertise. If you want to build a cache to stash a hundred gold Kruggerands in a wall and you don’t expect to need them until your infant son is ready for college that is fairly easy to do. If you want to store a weapon so it is reasonably secure from discovery but reasonably fast to access in an emergency—that is far more demanding.

It is an art and its media and tools are sazalls, drills, Velcro, Soss hinges, Reed switches and powerful ceramic magnets—among other things.

I had no clue which townsfolk were saints and which ones were potential snitches so I mainly took referrals from Marshal Todd, Duke and Uncle Dudley but then some satisfied customers started sending business my way and I was ready to tear my hair in frustration.

Truly, three people can keep a secret only if at least one of them is dead.

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Aaron Childs was a round bodied and round-faced little man who wore oversized round horned rim glasses. I wasn’t sure if he reminded me more of a hobbit or a chibi.

He taught American history and government at the local Christian elementary school. He had a couple of pieces of American history himself. There was a Colt Single Action in .38-40 that his great great grandfather had worn on a cattle drive and an old Winchester .30-30 that had been passed down in his family for over a century.

“I want you to listen and understand,” I told him.

“Few things are certain in this world. If they come with crow bars and wrecking bars, prying off molding and trim here and there and knocking random holes in the drywall they may very well stumble across your cache.

“If they come in determined to take your house apart board by board and brick by brick then they can hardly miss it.

“Do you know one reason that they may be inspired to reduce your house to possession? If you tell anyone that you have a sophisticated secret hiding place.

“Please don’t tell anyone about me. I have more work than I can handle as is.

“Things will be very dicey if you shoot someone. Call me, Gary, the marshal or Mrs. Todd and we’ll try to help cover up but it may not be possible.

“Possesion of firearms is a summary capital offense. They may try to make you talk though. Snitching is so not cool, but if they break you I want you to hold your head up as they lead you to the gallows or the firing squad or whatever.

“We all have our breaking point. Just do your best to hold out as long as you can—or you can choose to hand your guns in now and be relatively safe. It’s your call,” I said.

“No,” Aaron said while puffing meditatively on his pipe.

“In times like these, it is a free man’s civic duty to resist,” he said.

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I presided over the arms turn-ins. Since I firmly believe that all but the most shoddily constructed guns are sentient and have souls, I was presiding over genocide.

But anyone who’d hand their guns over that way didn’t deserve them.

Like Schidler, I was taking advantage of my position to save a chosen few. I cherry picked the gems for my private collection and I earmarked quite a number of guns for hypothetical use by our PD—an extraordinary number actually.

I apologized to the rest of the guns and said a prayer for their souls.

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There was an old woman in town that kept calling and insisting that I come to see her in person. Finally I decided to call on her in hopes that she’d quit calling.

Gary and I stood on the porch and rang the doorbell. There was no way that Gary would stay behind, since this could be a pretext for ambush.

Like a lot of old homes, there were two front doors side-by-side. Back in the day, one door went into what we’d call the living room. The other door opened into a “sitting room” and only guests entered through that door.

The best furniture was in the sitting room and the room was kept immaculate and reserved exclusively to entertain visitors.

The old woman walked slowly and used a cane. She let us into a spotless sitting room. I almost hesitated to sit on the elaborately draped couch.

I thought that she must have someone come in regularly to dust.

“Would you like some cookies and cocoa?” she asked.

We accepted because we didn’t want to hurt the sweet old lady’s feelings. Also, her cookies were very good. Eventually we got down to business.

“What can I do for you Mrs. Weber?” I finally asked.

“They say that you steal more guns than you turn in to be destroyed,” she said.

I shrugged. I only wished that were true. I wasn’t the least bit ashamed of my “thefts”. My only regret was that I couldn’t have saved more.

On the other hand, I wasn’t about to cop to anything. The old woman could be an informant for all I knew.

“My late husband was a state trooper,” Mrs. Weber said.

“I have arthritis in my hands and can’t pull a revolver’s trigger,” She said.

“I’d like you to have his guns.”

She gave me a very old Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum with factory five-inch barrel, finely checkered top-strap and custom holly Roper stocks. The gun predated the Model 27 designator and came with the old “Registration” papers.

The gun must have been an heirloom even when her husband carried it.

Then she had two old Smith and Wesson .32 Hand Ejectors. One had mother of pearl grips and the other had ivory.

The man who’d carried a .357 Magnum on duty had been satisfied with a 3 inch barreled .32 S&W Long when off duty.

He’d carried the ivory handled gun while the pearl handled gun had been Mrs. Weber’s.

The pearl grips were probably worth more than the revolver that they graced—especially since the husband had seriously undercut the collector’s value of the three guns by having then hard chromed.

The ivory grips were worth more than the two .32s and the pearl grips combined. Apparently the old woman knew the relative worth of the two .32s.

“I couldn’t make it to your wedding Honey,” she said to Gary.

“But I saw the pictures in the town newspaper. I want you to have this for your wedding present,” she said as she handed the ivory stocked gun to Gary.

“You get this one,” she said with a wink.

Actually, I rather like mother of pearl—notwithstanding the scorn of the chuckleheads.

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There was a foldout bed in my office and a shower in the locker room. Sometimes we crashed there. We had a room at the dormitory or barracks—however you want to think about it—across the street. Sometimes we crashed there.

Today though, we went home. I had some more guns that I’d acquired by five finger discount to drop off and I wanted to keep me and my family up to date.

“Did you ever see a Stevens 87a that you didn’t like,” Daddy asked.

My first rifle had been a Stevens 87a. It’s an old and discontinued model but it was and is a very sound .22. I’d resolved to save every one of them that I encountered. There were three of them along with a .30 Carbine in the bag that I carried. Handguns were in another bag and individually packaged lest they nick one another or mar their finish banging together.

When I walked into the front room Markie was shaving Tabitha’s head.

“What gives?” I demanded.

“She wanted her head shaved like Gary’s, but she kept nicking herself so I’m helping her,” Markie said nonchalantly.

“Go ahead and finish, but in the future stay away from her,” I said.

“Who died and left you boss?” Markie demanded.

“It is a dangerous thing to question the authority of your betters,” I said.

I couldn’t decide whether to be mad at Markie or happy because he was giving me an excuse. The ersatz compromise gave my voice an odd purring quality and my lips were pulled way back to expose all my teeth.

“She’s a little girl. She’s only fifteen,” I added.

“Gary was only fifteen when she started hanging with you,” Markie said.

“Besides Jerry Lee Lewis married a fourteen year old…” He stared to add.

“And no one can denigrate the character of Jerry Lee Lewis,” I finished for him.

“She isn’t your cousin and you’re not Jerry Lee Lewis. Besides, Jerry Lee didn’t have me promising to blow his brains out if be ever had sex with his child sweetheart. You do.

“To address the issue of Gary and I: Sex never reared its ugly head in our friendship until we arrived here.

“You aren’t capable of sustaining a Platonic relationship with any woman, much less with Tabitha. Now listen to me.

“If anyone knows that Markie is still hanging with Tabitha and doesn’t tell me, you will be on my shit list too,” I said.

“Why are you riding Markie? He’s cool guy,” Tabitha said.

“Markie isn’t cool. He’s foul and unclean. He defiles everything that he touches.”

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“Do you hate him that much?” Gary asked as we drove back to town Monday morning.

“More,” I said.

“What about forgiveness?” she asked.

“If I hadn’t forgiven what he did, he’d be weighted down in a good sized pond farm somewhere instead of wasting the Lord’s perfectly good oxygen.

“That doesn’t mean that I endorse what he is,” I said.

There were black Humvees and SUVs parked in the station parking lot when we arrived and when we got inside there were a number Federales in black BDUs and heavy-duty body armor.

I was momentarily tempted to draw a 5906 in each hand, take headshots only and see how many of the bastards I could take down with the 147 Grain + P 9mms before one of them got me. Yamamoto Tsunetomo would have approved, or William Quantrill or Bloody Bill Anderson.

The fellow who was apparently the ringleader of the freak show walked over to me.

“I’m Senior Agent Wallace,” he said to me.

He held out his hand while I ignored it.

The marshal had got us some US Army rank insignia and assigned everyone ranks to get us up to scratch in any pissing contests that we might get into with the Federales.

He was a full Colonel. I was a Lt. Colonel. Gary and the marshal’s wife were majors and we had Captains and Lieutenants. It was rather ridiculous with a group as small as ours but there you have it.

“The number of weapons that you’re bringing in is far too low. We’ve already started house-to-house searches. We’ll turn up some guns,” the Federale said.

“You start house-to-house searches without consulting me you great ass?” I said.

“Let me remind you Colonel,” He said, giving “Colonel” an odd emphasis.

And then he reached out and flipped one of my collars with the pin-on rank insignia.

“I don’t care if you wear five General’s stars on your collar. As a Federal agent I outrank you,” Special Agent Wallace started.

“That is as it may be. Now let me warn you. Fair warning is as good as a promise.

“The next time that you lay profane hands on my sacred person, there will be sad singin’ and flower bringin’,” I said.

“I could arrest you right now for threatening a Federal agent,” he said.

“O please! Do try,” I sang as I do when I’m close to losing it.

“Do you think that you can kill all of us?” he asked.

“I’d give it even odds,” I said as my hands went up—thumbs in line with the ear hole.

A half-a-dozen of his storm troopers reached toward the MP5s lying on desks or slung for a front carry.

All of my men drew and had some Federale’s head sighted in even as they kept their trigger fingers off the trigger.

A deputy that everyone called “Dutch” came barreling in from outside.

“Dew, we need you outside. These NAZI bastards just shot Mrs. Weber. There is a mob forming outside,” Dutch said.

“Why are you targeting old ladies?” I asked Wallace.

“Her husband was a known gun collector and extremist,” Wallace said.

“Lets go see if we can sort this out,” I said to Duncan.

I turned my back on Wallace and stalked outside. If he or one of his men had opted to shoot me from behind, I’d have never left the headquarters alive. Of course, neither would my assassin.

Mrs. Weber may not have been able to pull a revolver trigger anymore. She could pull the triggers on the short barreled 20 Gauge Double Barreled Shotgun she’d held back.

It had eighteen inch barrels and had ever modification conceivable to make it lighter and easier for an old woman to use.

When the Federales in their heavy-duty body armor kicked her door in she’d stayed calm, went for headshots and was two-for-two.

Then the hail of 12 Gauge 00 buckshot and full-auto 9mm had turned her frail old body into a sieve.

I’m not at all squeamish but the sight of the old woman lying in a pool of blood caused me to lose my breakfast.

God knows what I might have done next, but a townie that I knew only by sight stepped out of the consignment shop with one of those spade handled pitchforks held like he was ready to practice bayonet drill.

He’d only had time to scream “Granny!” once as if it were a battle cry.

I grabbed his weapon and steered him into Andrea’s dress shop with a series of open handed slaps.

It is frivolous and foolish for a pistolero to risk hands that he’s been training for years to strike someone’s head with his fist. Most hand hardening regimens leave one with some very clumsy half-crippled hands if you persist in them.

I’d never had the opportunity to study Tiger Style Kung Fu, but open handed slaps and the hand hardening to make sure that you can slap whole heartily are exceptions. I’d been hardening my palms and perfecting my slaps for years.

“Dude, it is like:

“I had cookies and cocoa with your grandma Saturday. We’re going to make this right, but not at this precise moment in time. Cool down. Give me three days—no more than a week—to set something up that doesn’t feature half of the town getting gunned down in the crossfire,” I said.

I handed the pitchfork to Andrea.

“Keep him here for at least a half hour,” I told her.

She nodded.

For once Gary hadn’t followed me. She had stayed outside to try to calm the small lynch mob that was forming.

“Duke called. There is a squad of Federales at Childs’ house. Apparently he’s on their drop-dead list because of all his impassioned lessons about constitutionality and the proper role of government that he taught his student at the high school,” Gary blurted in one long stream of words.

“Damned nation! Hell’s Belles and cockleshells and skeletons all in a row!” I exploded.

I grabbed a couple of deputies and walked over to a four door pick-up idling with a townie at the wheel.

“Can you drive us to Childs’ place?” I asked as I slid into the passenger seat.

Once Gary and the two deputies were seated, I said to him:

“They’re about to give Childs what they gave Mrs. Weber, so do please hurry.”

It was less than five miles to Child’s house and I began to fear that I’d never make it alive. There are a lot of things that I have little or no fear of. Being in a fast moving auto isn’t one of them.

The Federales had dragged Childs out on his front lawn. I guess because his front room was too small for good spectatorship.

As I walked towards the cluster I realized that a couple of other pick-ups had followed. A fellow with a long barreled revolver shoved in the front of his pants jumped out of the first pick-up—along with another of my deputies.

A townsman with a lever action rifle got out of the second vehicle. All the while our reckless driver got out and fished a Cruiser shotgun from under his seat.

“Where are your firearms?” a black BDU wearing Federale demanded and when Childs didn’t answer, he hit him in he stomach with a black leather gloved hand.

Childs had a broken nose, busted lips and both his eyes were swelled nearly closed.

“Don’t! Stop! Cease and desist!” I shouted as I ran towards them.

The Federale gave me a shit-eating grin and drew back to strike Childs again.

I drew the .357 that Mrs. Weber had given me from its belly-button cross-draw position and shot the offending storm trooper square in the middle of his nose.






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Chapter Ten




The Peacekeepers all wore hard body armor. They had the old style Kevlar Helmets that would stop many handgun rounds and protected the head from blows and most small flying debris. They had thin Lexan face shields that they could attach to the helmet for riot duty, but even at an eighth of an inch thick, it still obscured vision somewhat.

Today they wore tough polycarbonate safety goggles and the black Nomex ninja masks to protect the face from light debris and to hide their identity.

I’d contrived to cast a .10 caliber tungsten carbide needle into a .357 caliber Keith style semi-wadcutter. It wasn’t exposed and if it encountered mild resistance it stayed dormant. When it struck something bullet resistant the lead peeled off leaving the rod to penetrate.

I didn’t invent penetrator cores of course, but I did figure out how to center them reliably in a bullet mold—a method that would work in a home casting setup. I load them a bit on the hot side, though nothing crack-brained. It probably wasn’t a load that you’d want to run through a small-framed .357 very often though.

Even Cooper said that there is no need to use full power loads for most of your revolver practice.

My short list was L or N Frame Smith and Wessons, .357 Ruger Blackhawks or one of the rare .357 Ruger Redhawks if you had one—and a few other choices.

Since none of my deputies wore a pair of 9mm pistols in a double shoulder holster rig, they had room to carry an armor piercing .357 in their stead.

Most of them opted to wear either a Ruger Super Blackhawk or Redhawk in .44 Magnum—most with seven and a half inch barrels. Some even wore two .44 Magnums. The .44 Magnum core was .15 caliber.

In a fast and furious gunfight at spitting distance against armored clients, if you haven’t eliminated all hostiles and/or taken cover by the time you have fired six rounds of hot loaded AP rounds, then you’re probably dead.

Still, hope springs eternal and anomalies do occur.

Having opened the ball by shooting the first client, I quickly emptied my new .357—at least the gun was new to me.

Grumpy took a shot to the nose. Maybe I should call him “Thumpy”. It doesn’t matter. He plays a very minor part in my memoirs. You might even call his significance “Picayune”.

The Kevlar does deflect the bullets a bit and one can hit a helmet dead on and still miss the head inside. Also, about fifteen percent of the .357s fail to penetrate.

I shot my second client in the side of his helmet at about three yards. The way the bullet wrecked his raised Lexan visor told me that I probably hadn’t hit his head.
As he turned toward me I got in a shot to the center of his head.

The penetrators tend to penetrate the skull with little damage. It is in exiting the skull where the most dramatic effects occur. It almost always blows away a dime-sized divot of skull as it exits.

When it tumbles in media it purees a swath through the brain and leaves an exit hole as big as a nickel—sometimes bigger than a quarter.

I shot the next Federale right in the hollow of his neck, right between his collarbones. I’d never go into a fight planning to shoot someone there, but my sight picture happened to lite there momentarily and I took it.

I had two rounds left in the revolver and I felt the need to holster the gun and get on with the rest of my life. I did a quick double tap—as close as you can come to a double tap with a revolver—on another storm trooper’s head and then I shoved the good old gun into its holster hard to insure against it not seating and being lost.

Remember what I said about six shots being a realistic limitation?

I was an exception this time because I can crank out six double action shots far quicker than most. Also, I had other people on my side. Some of the shots that might have otherwise have hit me were directed at my friends instead.

I have what’s been called “machinegun trigger finger”. I can take almost any semi-auto and fire it about as fast as an automatic—give or take fifty or a hundred rounds per minute—and I don’t need to resort to bump-fire to do it.

Generally machinegun trigger finger leads to sloppy aiming and wastes beaucoup ammo. As I said, firing two high capacity pistols down range as fast as I can work the triggers—without even bothering to aim at anything…

Well, it is one of those transcendental events that give life meaning and joy.

Shooting very fast at nothing is fun. While it may do no harm—except expending ammo—neither does it improve one’s shooting skills—much.

But I’d learned to harness the speed.

5906s with factory magazines have 15+1 rounds on deck. I’d found some good quality aftermarket 17 round magazines. Shooting two 17+1 guns gave me four extra rounds. Of course I have some thirty round magazines for reloads but they don’t carry at all well in the guns—but come a zombie apocalypse I’ll be prepared.

So lets see, torsos are well armored. Heads are at least half-assed bullet resistant.

Plan B:

Aim short bursts of fire at the thighs.

The 147 Grain +P hollow-points were loaded to an honest 1100 feet per second and a bit more. They would expand enough to matter about sixty percent of the time in living tissue. The hollow points mushroomed beautifully over eight five percent of the time in various test media.

Damn the hollow-point placebo anyway.

I started in with a 5906 in each hand. I can engage two targets at once if the targets are up close and personal and no more than crude accuracy is required.

I generally fire them in sequence. I almost always lead with my left just like a boxer. When I switch hands I also swap eyes. If I halt a flurry of shots, I generally default back to the left hand again to lead off the next flurry.

I was trying to focus on one thigh and shot it “Left—Right”. Two of the hot-
loaded hollow-points through the mid thigh stood a good chance of hitting the femur, the femoral artery or another big artery or vein or at least render the walking/standing muscles in that thigh unable to function.

Sometimes I got locked into the cadence and I’d shoot “Left—Right—Left” at one thigh.

A Peacekeeper sprayed me with his HK-MP5. I had my soft armor vest on under my shirt because I had expected trouble soon—just not quite this freakin’ soon. I could feel the 9mm bullets pitter-pattering all over my torso.

Jeff Cooper said that when a pistol bullet hits soft body armor that it feels like a good stiff left jab.

Point of fact Cooper actually said:

“A good stiff jab thrown by an athletic woman.”

We needn’t be so specific. I mean, is this “athletic woman” a bantamweight or some two hundred pound steroid-using contender for a world championship?

The longer barrels on the machine pistols as well as the hotter loadings—and the fact that I caught sixteen rounds fired in somewhat less than three seconds all conspired to make those left jabs remarkably sharp.

He could easily have hit my head, an arm or a leg and my story would have been quite different. I just lucked out the right way. The Baraka was with me or perhaps God was taking a personal interest in me for one reason or another.

As the Peace Keeper sprayed me, I could see each of his muzzle blasts with the brake induced star pattern.

For some reason I fixated on both his legs. I had three shots in his right leg from my left hand 9mm and three right hand shots in his left leg—In three left—right sequences—by the time he fell.

It takes awhile to tell, but I doubt I the whole gunfight took over ten seconds at most.

The gunfight seemed to have ended just as my spraying and praying client dropped.

I dropped both magazines on the ground. I held both 5906s on my left trigger finger as I shoved a fresh magazine in first one then the other. That is one of the very few usable gun-handling tricks that I picked up watching action movies. Since I hadn’t shot them dry, I didn’t need to top them off or to release the slide.

Once I’d reloaded each 9mm and had them safe back in their holsters I picked up my magazines off the ground. Later I found that the right hand magazine held four cartridges while the left hand magazine held only one.

Then I reloaded the .357.

Like the gunfight, it takes far longer to tell than it took to do it.

A deputy that everyone called “Doughbot” grabbed my arm and shouted at me that Gary had been shot and was down.

Doughbot had the complexion of a Kabuki dancer or the Pillsbury Doughboy. He was very strong and he shot like a human Ransom Rest—but there was always something ponderous and mechanical about his every movement.

I believe that his brain never generalized but treated every task that he chose to accomplish as a new and unprecedented challenge.

Gary was lying on her back with bright red blood spurting in the air. Duncan applied a pressure bandage. Then asked Doughbot to hold onto it while he applied a tourniquet.

I was just as close as Doughbot but maybe Duncan thought that I might be too emotional to perform well.

Duncan served two tours as a combat medic in the Middle East. If anyone could stop the bleeding he could.

I sent Mrs. Todd a scrambled radio message.

“We’re at Child’s place. The Peacekeepers beat him half to death before we arrived.

“Gary is down with a probable femoral puncture. We need Duke’s helicopter to come and take her take her to Duke’s infirmary,” I said.

We couldn’t send her to a public hospital. They might arrest her and cause her to disappear forever. They might deny her treatment and watch her bleed out. They could simply execute her on the spot. Any of those things were “legal” under the terms of The Executive Order.

“Also,” I said to Mrs. Todd.

“We have just made thirteen hobnails good here. So do unto others as they’d do unto you—only do them first. You might want to evacuate.

“Don’t sit around on the red ‘X’ whatever you do,” I advised.

With headquarters warned and help presumably on its way, the best thing that I could do at that point in time was to reassure Gary.

I clasped her hand.

“You can’t die Gary. I’d miss you so much,” I said.

I’ve never held much with lying, but I lied to Gary then. She might very well die. Me forbidding her to die might serve to rally her spirit, but that might all come to naught.

“There’s something that I’ve never said to you because it sounds maudlin…

“But now I need to say it because I may never get another chance.

“I love you Dew. Do you love me?” Gary said.

Did I love her? I’d never thought to ask myself that question.

Now that I needed an answer I hadn’t the time for the earnest and merciless soul searching that an honest answer required—not while Gary’s remaining lifespan might be measured in minutes.

She seldom spoke but she was always with me—when I ate, when I showered and when I went to bed. I was thankful that she gave me a bit of privacy to make deposits in the porcelain bank.

I would miss her so much—but was that love?

I lied once more.

“Of course I do. I’d have told you long before now, but I thought that you knew.”

The helicopter arrived merciful quickly. They took Gary, Childs and a couple deputies who’d need stitching, tetanus boosters, antibiotics and painkillers.

The last thing that Gary had said to me was:

“Watch over my guns for me,” as she handed me her gunbelt.

“We have a few wounded Federals that are still alive,” Doughbot said.

“Not a problem, I can easily remedy that, ” I said.

I drew my Cold Steel Tanto—the one with the twelve-inch blade. It was a bit over-engineered for mere throat slitting, but nonetheless quite usable for the task.

“What are you going to do?” Doughbot demanded.

“Right now we have some bad hobnails. This knife will turn them into good hobnails—because shooting captives is a bit orkish,” I explained.

“My conscious won’t allow that,” Doughbot said.

“Fine. Go sit in the shade and suck your thumb. If you try to interfere though—even verbally—I’ll fill both your legs with 9mm and leave you out here for the crows and the possums.

“Mrs. Weber was slain in her own home. Childs may never fully recover from the beating that they gave him. My wife may die…

“And you want to honor some code of land warfare or some such nonsense.

“To Hell with all that.”

I’d seen some of the tapes of the Mussulmen and their Primitive Pete executions. I’ve rarely seen such ham-handed knife handling. If those poor innocent people must die, I wish that they’d let me do the executions…

Not because I have blood lust. I don’t. I wished they’d let me do it because I could have spared the clients beaucoup pain and suffering.

I slit each Peacekeeper’s throat neatly getting both carotid arteries, both jugulars, trachea, esophagus and both sterno-mastoids in one efficient plunge and cut. While I didn’t try to inflict unnecessary pain, neither did I go out my way to be gentle.

“Doughbot, we cannot afford prisoners. Quantrill took no prisoners and neither will I.

“Now I’m going to take trophies. Do you know why? It is an excellent Psy-op, that’s why. If you want to resign feel free,” I said.

************** ****************** *******************************

Shortly afterward Duke called me on the radio.

“You need to come back to town ASAP. We were going to make a preemptive strike on the hobnails, but they beat us to it.

Apparently something had warned the federales of a shit-storm dead ahead and closing.

They’d been reinforced by a platoon of Peacekeepers right after I left. That many men must have been lurking close by awaiting something and then our warm southern hospitality—complete with a do it yourself lynching party—that barely failed to get airborne—had caused them to commit too soon—I guess.

Who understands how these incestuous government apple polishers think? Do they think at all? Is it just a perverted instinct that they rely on?

They’d gathered between twenty and thirty hostages and then they’d taken control of our gaol house—killing several of our deputies in he process. They were using Mrs. Todd to relay their crack-brained demands.

They wanted way too much to make any sort of deal possible. Amongst other outrageous demands, they wanted to live.

We didn’t know if the marshal was still alive or not.

Now the extra thick rammed earth walls, firing slit windows, generators and the large stores of food and ammunition was all going to turn around and bite us in our ass…

At least the govie was going to try to bite us. I’d thought through many possible scenarios—including having our stronghold taken over. I’d prepared some surprises and we’d soon see if they were sufficient.

If my plans worked, the Federales wouldn’t bite us in our ass. They’d just bite—big time.

The town might not be defensible over the long term, but they had our people and some of the gear was also worth rescuing or at least scuttling it so the govie couldn’t use it.

We needed to move soon while every thing was in chaos and the captains were still trying to choose up sides.

************* ***************** *************************

While we were preparing our counter-offensive the govie slipped in a number of punches in below the belt.

Duke had bought an old but sound building that had been a tubercular sanitarium back in the day. The building was shaped like a ”V” and it had a basement, three stories above ground as well as a stand-up attic.

One side of the building had been converted to an old folk’s home. It was the kind of rest home that you’d want to send your dear ones to if you just couldn’t care for them yourself.

The bottom floor of the other wing had all its windows boarded over with plywood. It looked deserted to the casual eye.

There were three operating rooms and a Dentist’s office on the boarded up ground floor. There were forty-four double rooms in the covert hospital and room for more beds in the hallways and other places, if things got that bad.

The place had doctors, nurses, maintenance techs and orderlies on call for when the hospital went into operation. I think that Gary and the deputies and Child’s were the first real patients.

They must have spotted the helicopter somehow—satellite surveillance, drones, ground observers or maybe psychics with crystal balls. They traced the flight straight back to Duke’s hdeout.

What kind of sick bastard strafes and then bombs a nursing home?

Drones damn them to Hell!

A human pilot might have balked at bombing a nursing home. It used to take some flying skills to fly a remote drone—but not anymore. Any fascist idiot can pilot a drone nowadays.

The govie wasn’t the least bit modest. They were running crap on CNN every half hour about all the rat’s nests and snake’s dens of right-wing extremists and terrorists and unfashionable folks who run around with unkempt hairdos.

We had gathered in Andrea’s Dress Shop as a makeshift headquarters while the Peacekeepers held our headquarters. It was close to the gaol—right across the street from it. There was plenty of electrical outlets and bandwidth…

Andrea gave us permission to use her shop. We weren’t Peacekeepers to barge right in and take over.

When they showed the inside of the hospital inside of the strafed and bombed hospital, I could clearly see Childs lying dead on gurney. There was Gary’s body. Her face was ruined beyond recognition, but there was her saved head and her uniform shirt with the bronze colored Major’s insignia.

I recognized a nurse that I’d seen in uniform in the café a few times.

Then there was scores of old folk. I didn’t know any of them, but I hoped that they had family to try to avenge them.

Doughbot put his hand on my shoulder.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t know at they’d go this far. I was wrong earlier,” he said.

“I need any hackers and/or nerds who can help me get about a ten to fifteen minute manifesto on multiple sites online despite the govie trying to spike it.

“Everyone who has expertise gather at yon table. Please, if you don’t know anything then don’t get in the way of folks who do.

“Can anyone paint a portrait? Are there any computer graphic artists?

“Andrea, can make me one of these in a half hour?” I shouted out rapid fire orders and request as well as asking occasional questions.

*********** *************** ************************

“Friends, some of you know that my wife died when they bombed the old folks home.

“They’re making a lot of raid all around the area. Some of y’all came to my father’s fishing camp for my wedding.

“The place ain’t there no more. They razed just like they razed the private hospital and nursing home.

“I saw my father and my Uncle Dudley and Tate and his wife Eudora. Tate was just a neighbor back in Indiana, but he moved under our roof after the bombings and that made him kin. His wife was working so hard to lose weight.

“They had everyone laid out like a bunch of trophies—like a bunch of Carp that’s no good for anything except to be gawked at.

“One of them cracked a joke about Eudora’s weight. Eudora weighed over four hundred pounds when she first arrived.

“ Is that witty to observe that a four hundred pound woman is fat? And she’s lying on a plywood slab full of bullet holes.

“Revenge is pointless. Revenge won’t re animate my family. If a man s bond for Hell—he’s going to suffer more in one minute there than all the drawn out torture you could give him in a decade—so why bother?

“If he calls on Jesus he’ll go straight to Heaven and all you did was get him there faster.

“Does that seem unfair? It isn’t. If Jesus wasn’t in the practice of giving unconditional pardons to anyone who asked for one, we’d all be in trouble.

“There is something here that needs to be addressed. There is something that needs to be made right.

“That something is the idea that so many have, that they can rape, rob, murder, kill and torture without consequence.

“I’m going to educate some evil folk to the fact that actions have consequences.

“For as long as the Good Lord spares me I’m going to be 0educating these people how actions have consequences—and it’s going to be a very brutal course of instruction.

“Now gather round while I let you in on some of my methods…”




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Chapter Eleven




When we’d built the two-story bomb shelter under the shooting range floor, we’d gotten downright happy with the idea.

Duke said that he trusted his builders implicitly.

“In for a Penny; in for a Pound,” as the saying goes…

I always wondered: a Pound of what? Gold? Horse manure? Big fat blood-sucking leeches?

At any rate, the context makes the intended meaning clear.

We’d built six other fallout shelters all across the street from the police headquarters.

Frank’s Shoe Repair had one. Andrea’s Dress Shop had one. Distressed Books had one as well as Noonie’s Café and a vacant building.

These were all one story deep. I mean that there was enough headroom to pile four to five feet of earth on top and then several inches of concrete over everything but the three-by-three foot access hatch.

The dorm/barracks had a modest basement and so we had to sink the top layer of the apartment house shelter almost even with the lowest floor of the shelter beneath the gaol house—and then we put a story below that one. The dorm’s shelter was by far the largest and best furnished of the bomb shelters.

Now I expect that almost everyone in town—including the town drunk and the eighty-year-old retired school teacher—knew that something was up…

I mean, not just the shelters, all kinds of things were slightly askew in he town. As I’ve said, an operation as large as Duke’s can’t be completely hidden and Duke had plans to make the town the center of his rebuilding efforts—at least in the early days of the renaissance.

Face it. Megacities like New York, London and Tokyo or even much more modest towns like Louisville and Cincinnati get built because they’re on major rivers and/or on the sea coast and beaucoup supplies can be toted in cheaply.

Indianapolis is a counter example. It was placed where it was for no real reason except that the planners wanted to build the State Capital in the geographic center of Indiana. Sure if you look at the map, it is on the White River, but the river is little more than a creek that far north.

Indianapolis is on many folks’ routes when they go to Louisville, Chicago, Evansville or sometimes St Louis—but basically, without modern highways and railroads Indianapolis couldn’t exist as a big city.

Los Angeles (and Las Vegas) would both be impractical without plenty of water piped in. There is some good farmland around L.A. I think the only reason Las Vegas as built was to be a resort and haven for gamblers.

At any rate, it was doubtful that the small town could ever grow to the size of New York or even Terre Haute where it as, even with the Cumberland River nearby—but moving the main center of Duke’s Fiefdom would be something for his great-grandchildren to ponder.

At any rate, the cover story of ancient burst and collapsing sewer lines gave an acceptable cover to install concrete drain pipes four feet in diameter connecting all the fallout shelters on the north side of the street.

We didn’t dig up the roadway to connect the top floor of the apartment house shelter to the bottom floor of the gaol house fallout shelter. We used eight unemployed coal miners and five masons to build the passageway quickly and we hoped discretely.

That was a talent Duke had. He was rich and he could drop largesse in proud and independent people’s pockets without creating resentment. On the contrary, he engendered fierce loyalty and gratitude without the uneasy feeling of owing an unspecified debt.

O sure, some people would be spiteful and smoldering with envy and resentment no matter what. Duke avoided such folk with near prescience and kept them out of as many loops as possible.

Without Duke, the small town would have long since become one more cluster of abandoned and tumbledown buildings that one sometimes drives by.

The vast majority knew which side their bread was buttered on and they were quite ruthless when the time came to intimidate any naysayers into voicing their doubts and reservations silently.

So the passage connecting the apartment house to the gaol house was nominally a secret passage even to most of the deputies. We had some hope of using it to Trojan Horse the Federales with an attack from the rear.

Only I had another cook up my sleeve that only Gary, my cousin Man and one of his buddies and I knew about. Didn’t I say that the less people know about something the better?

Behind a false wall on the upper story of the blast shelter were several bottles of carbon dioxide and piping to introduce it fairly evenly throughout the building.

In some sort of television adventure the hero would use some exotic imaginary gas that worked instantly, was non-toxic over a wide range of dosages and had no lingering and troublesome side effects. O yeah, and it is also freely available to the public.

I thought briefly about using nitrous oxide, but there is some warning before it knocks your ass plumb out and I had no idea how explosive it was when there was enough of it in the air to cause unconsciousness. I mean they sometimes use it as an oxidizer in racecar engines.

I had to do some detailed back-of-the-envelope calculations to get an Idea of how to get the parts per million that I wanted into the HQ.

You can’t survive very long without a bit of CO2 in the atmosphere. Curiously it isn’t dropping levels of oxygen in the blood that stimulates one to breathe. It is rising levels of CO2. That’s one reason divers can’t use pure oxygen.

You can tolerate about triple the standard amount of CO2 that our atmosphere holds without bad effects—and photosynthesizing plants love it. There is a level above that where the mix makes one very sleepy, but shouldn’t have too many lingering effects if the exposure isn’t too prolonged.

Then you come to bad effects and eventually it gets high enough to suffocate someone by displacing too much oxygen. You could see all sorts of dead animals around CO2 venting volcanic fissures at Yellowstone amongst other places on one of the educational channels on cable television.

I calculated my mix to cause unconsciousness but hopefully not enough to do lasting damage if the exposure was relatively brief. CO2 is heavier than air, so seven of the ten outlets were on the second floor. There were air pumps in the hidden in the vent tubes to move the gas quickly and evenly.

There were even hidden microphones and three hidden little black and white lipstick cameras mounted so that I could monitor the situation above, with the three five by seven inch monitors mounted out of sight beside the gas canisters.

Now I’ve had several people say that loosing the gas on hostiles and hostages alike was “playing God”. I’ve never really understood that expression. I translate this as:

“When faced with a number of unpleasant choices, you selected one.”

Yeah, I did—so?

The expression “playing God” always causes me to imagine a great big fat man with beaucoup body hair, with long flowing beard and hair like Michelangelo depicted God in the painting on the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling painting.

{The hair and beard. I don’t know where my image of big belly and hirsuteness comes from. Keep in mind; I’m only describing a deluded and demented role player—not the actual person of God himself.}

He’s not wearing anything but a white terrycloth bathrobe. And he’s bouncing all around his backyard shouting:

“Let there be light!”

Or pouring molten sulfur down an ant hole while shouting:

“Damn you Sodom!”

Or perhaps he’s trying to breathe life into little clay figurines that he’s crudely modeled after the human form.

If I start acting like that, then you can accuse me of “playing God”—and please try to get me some help.

Making strategic decisions based on my understanding of life and game theory isn’t pinch-hitting in God’s stead—at least not in my opinion.

I’ve heard that the eleventh commandment is:

“Don’t get caught.”

But I’ve never been able to find that line in my Bible—not even in the ones that include the Apocrypha.

I guess that the twelfth or thirteenth commandment in their Bible is:

“When faced with a difficult choice, sit on your hands and do nothing.”

**************** ***************** **********************

I had organized a strike group and was getting ready to go down into the basement when Duke walked in.

“You’re going in through the tunnel?” he asked.

“Yeah, if we shillyshally too long the feds are liable to bring up reinforcements,” I said.

“I don’t think that they’ll be too quick to send reinforcements. They’re stomping out hundreds of small grassfires at the moment,” Duke said.

“We can only hope, but still…” I replied.

“I have something for you,” He said as he showed me a slightly longer than standard Holmes style machine pistol.

“That is a thirty-one round magazine feeding an open-bolt machine pistol in .22TCM. It has an eight-inch barrel and it throws a very pointy solid bronze, Teflon-coated thirty-two grain bullet at 2650 feet per second.

“It literally screams its way out of the barrel, but in the heavy pistol recoil is inconsequential.

“It has a cyclical rate of about 650 rounds-per-minute. You know how the Holmes fire control system works?” Duke asked.

“Yeah, squeeze the trigger mildly for semi-auto. Mash the trigger down hard for full auto,” I said.

“I have two of them for you along with more magazines than you’ll ever need,” Duke said.

“Best of all, it will penetrate the Federales’ vests and cartwheel through the lungs or intestines big time,” Duke gloated.

“How much ammunition did you bring me?” I asked.

“Three thousand rounds—why?” Duke asked.

“Because I need to test their reliability and get a feel for where they hit if I’m going to take them with me into the tunnel,” I said.

I walked out in the alley behind Andrea’s dress shop.

“Guys, drag that metal dumpster crossways of the alley. Back it up with another dumpster and anything else that you can find.

I counted out ten deputies.

“Guys, load magazines. I want to fire about three hundred rounds out of each pistol. The magazines hold thirty-one rounds—so you need to load two magazines each. Then I’ll need you to load five more—one for each pistol and three for the spare magazine pouch,” I said.

I shouldn’t need more than the magazine in each pistol unless I got pinned down somewhere. Nonetheless I wanted to be prepared for whatever.

“They’ve each been function tested with over fifteen hundred rounds,” Duke said.

“Not by me,” I said.

I was using both earplugs and earphones—as well as eye protection. Duke was being a dumbass, standing behind me and planning to protect his ears solely by sticking his fingers in them.

I planed to hold a pistol in each hand for the test, though I’d only be shooting one at a time, lest some awkward untimely leverage prove to cause them to jam when used that way.

“Look Duke, Aeon Flux,” I said while holding a machine pistol in each hand.

Seeing his dumb look of incomprehension I added:

“She’s a cartoon character. Her machine pistols never run out of ammunition and she piles the bodies up so high that some of the wounded are drowning in the pools of blood.”

He gave me a sour look in return. No need to be surly dude!

It didn’t take twenty minutes to function check the pistols and give them a brief spray down with Break-Free. They functioned perfectly with zero jams.

Time wasn’t quite that crucial and I thought that the noise from all the full-auto fire a block over would be a good psy-op against the defenders.

My strike team moved through the tunnel with me in the lead. There were a couple of spy holes to let us make sure that the bottom floor was unoccupied.

We climbed up to the top floor and it too was unoccupied. A quick check of the digital door recorder told me that no one had entered for a couple weeks.

I explained about the bottles of CO2 as I opened the valves and and the sleep inducing gas went on its way.

“I got oxygen bottles and masks for six of you. The rest of you say down here and seal the door airtight behind us.

“Watch on the monitors. As soon as you shut the door, start purging. We’ve got twenty minutes of oxygen each. If we can’t win an uncontested victory in twenty minutes, then we’re hurtin’ for Certain.

“At any rate, at that hypothetical point the CO2 will be hurting us as much as it will hurt the opposition.

“If any of us are incapacitated, take the Federales’ gunbelts and handcuff their hands behind their back.

Next get the doors first and then the windows open.

“Call in people from the outside and have them get the hostages outside into the open air as soon as possible.

“Finally, use those garden shears that I issued each of you and cut each of the Federales’ clothes off of them. Don’t get creative with those shears. I don’t want any of them circumcised with the shears. I don’t want any castrations, vasectomies or missing ear lobes. I’m deadly serious about that.

“Remove all watches and rings and then lay them in the cells.

“I want two guards awake and watching them at all times and don’t cross the yellow line on the floor around the cages—not for any reason.

“Four hour shifts, I want you guy’s alert. And I mean it when I say—two guards.

“If you need to go urinate, you get someone in here to take your place beforehand—or piss in the corner,” I said.

“What gives,” Doughbot asked.

“I have no reason to believe that any of those men is an intelligent, highly trained and highly motivated operative, but since I can’t prove that there isn’t at least one, I have to act as if there is one—or more,” I said.

“I don’t want any escapes. It is even more important that I don’t lose any of my men,” I added.

“What are you going to do about feeding them,” he asked.

“I told you that we took no prisoners. They’re all going to be executed tomorrow morning good and early. They’re not going to get too hungry between now and then.

“There are water faucets in the cells, if they’re get thirsty.”

“You’re going to march them out naked and execute them?”

“Pretty much, assuming that we win this engagement,” I said.

It wasn’t long until the Federales started nodding off. Finally Senior Agent Wallace—a little more perceptive than most of his men—realized what was happening. He grabbed Marshal Todd and put a pistol to his ear. He dragged him over to the computer monitor and got Andrea on the telecom.

“Quit gassing us or we start shooting hostages,” he shouted at Andrea.

I had a hook-up to the building’s PA system. I counted ten slowly, because at this stage, seconds mattered.

“If you’re going to execute hostages, then I won’t have any further motivation to use nonlethal measures. I’ll pipe in enough cyanide gas to make every one of you deader than Judas Iscariot,” I said over the PA.

“I’m calling your bluff,” he blustered.

I watched five seconds tick by on my watch.

“You win. I’m shutting down and exhausting the gas now. It’ll be a minute or two until you feel the difference,” I tried to stall.

I turned to CO2 off and then opened the hatch and climbed out of the secret underground bomb shelter.

While I was doing that, Wallace shot the marshal and grabbed a handcuffed townswoman for his next hostage.

“That’s to show that I’m dead serious. The air had better start clearing damned quickly or Grandma here is he next,” he said.

By then I was coming through the door to the marshal’s office where Senior Agent Wallace had set up shop.

He had one of hose half-face respirators on—one of the ones with a can of oxygen the size of the twenty-ounce aluminum soft drink or beer cans that you see occasionally sticking out to either side. I think that they have five—maybe ten minutes of oxygen.

I couldn’t remember where I’d seen them before. I suppose that like a cat’s whiskers, if the cans don’t hit on either side you should have ample clearance for your shoulders. A cat’s whiskers are flexible though. Ramming one of those knob-gobblers into a doorjamb might cost you some teeth.

Wallace held his Beretta to the old lady’s ear and tried to use her as a shield.

“Shoot him! Shoot the sorry SOB,” she screamed.

Ordinarily I’d shoot for the head in this situation. With the very high velocity weapon and with Wallace’s silhouette destroying respirator I aimed for his right elbow.

It shattered the arm completely enough that he didn’t fire.

At any rate, Wallace shooting the old lady would be a shame. Him shooting both the old lady and me would be a damned shame.

There was only one other shot fired in retaking the station—a harmless and understandable accidental discharge.




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Friends,

I have more story coming—just as soon as the holiday ends and I can write in Peace.

No one has asked me to define the term "Cook" as Dew uses it.

Its a term from serious tournament Chess and it means to lure an opponent into an apparently ad hoc position that one has spent many hours analyzing.

I think that the story has at least two surprises in store for the reader.

I only quit writing a story when I don't see what comes next.

Now I have a question for everyone:

I originally meant this to be a short story with a relatively simple "Punch Line".

Partly as a consequence, the story ranges ahead into the "Future" telling details of the Apocalypse in General Terms and then jumps back to the "Present" to show the Viewpoint Character living through the events in some detail.

No one has commented on this so far, but…

When I try to clean the story up to put it on "Kindle", should I keep the unusual telescoping/accordion style timeline or should I make the time strictly linear?


…..RVM45 :cool::sht::cool:
 

ted

Veteran Member
Hmm, I think I should go back and re-read the story nonstop cause I don't remember any jumping forward and back. I guess that means my opinion don't count. LOL I know it worked for me one chapter at a time.
 

stjwelding

Veteran Member
RVM45 I myself have no problem jumping back and forth in the time line and I believe that it adds to the story, this is just my humble opinion but I like the way it was written.
Wayne
 

RVM45

Senior Member
Chapter Twelve





I don’t intend to go into any detail about the execution. No sane person wants to dwell on such things.

However we had forty-seven captives. I was resolved to send the Federales a message and throw down the gauntlet. I was resolved to wage total war with no prisoners taken and no quarter asked or given and this was my opening salvo.

I carried out my executions on camera—several cameras in fact—and I made no attempt to hide my identity.

Yamamoto Tsunetomo says in “The Hagakure”:

“A certain person was brought to shame because he did not take revenge.

“The way of revenge lies in simply forcing one’s way into a place and being cut down. There is no shame in this. By thinking that you must complete the job you will run out of time. By considering things like how many men the enemy has, time piles up; in the end you will give up.

“No matter if the enemy has thousands of men, there is fulfillment in simply standing them off and being determined to cut them all down, starting from one end. You will finish the greater part of it.”

This way I wouldn’t have to wear myself out chasing them. I’d let them come to me. I had no qualms about dying. Dying simply meant reunion with all my family and kin.

Jeff Cooper once said that shooting oneself, as a method of suicide was noisy, messy and inconsiderate of others.

I extrapolated from that the good Colonel might not have approved of shooting as a method of execution either.

We had no gallows or guillotine though. I could have used a katana or long sword to behead each client in turn, but that seemed too reminiscent of the chuckleheaded Mussulmen and their clumsy knife work—even though my blade work would not have been clumsy. In contrast my blade work would have been exquisite.

Firing squads are time consuming and they waste ammunition. Firing squads are also a means of spreading guilt. I crave no pardon for my actions and I didn’t want to share either blame or credit for my acts with others.

On the other hand, while I wouldn’t have wanted to ask my men to do anything that I wasn’t willing to do, shooting all forty-seven men by myself smacked of egomania.

I divided the men into seven groups of six with five left over. Then I asked for seven volunteers.

“You men are going to be executed,” I told the Federales.

“It is unreasonable of you to think that you could come into a small Kentucky town and shoot and beat down school teachers and old women without consequence.

“Your execution is necessary, but there is no need to make it any more unpleasant for you than it has to be. I’m going to offer each of you the opportunity to take two 10-milligram Valiums with five ounces of good whiskey to wash it down with.

“That shouldn’t knock anyone out cold, but it should take the sharp edge off of the world for you.

“People, it is far too late to save your bodies, but you can still save your soul. Before we start handing out the means to blunt your awareness I’m going to allow fifteen minutes for prayer. I’d advise you to seek Jesus before it’s too late.

“There are Ministers and Deacons here to pray with you if you need guidance,” I said.

“I’m an atheist!” one Federale boasted loudly.

“I don’t believe in God or Heaven or Hell,” he continued.

“I would humbly ask you to reconsider. People who don’t believe in Hell won’t be there five seconds before they change their mind,” I told him.


Wallace sat in a wheelchair with his stump swathed in bandages. The medics had to work hard to keep him alive long enough to face execution.

“Wallace, you don’t get any drugs or whiskey to ease your passage. If I knew some way to make you suffer more, I’d do it.

“I told you that the next time that you laid hands upon me that I’d kill you.

“Did you think that you could lay hands on my people and live? Did you really think that?

“Not withstanding that, even you can turn to Jesus.”

I’d assigned each man a number and I’d cast lots. One of them would be spared. The winner turned out to be a young man of twenty-four with an angelic face and blond hair. What evil geas had brought him here I couldn’t say.

I didn’t tell him that he was to be spared. In fact, none off the clients knew that one was to be spared.

Number forty-one—the lucky winner—was placed in my group. And I made sure that Wallace was in my group. I also took one of the clients from the small group since one of mine wasn’t going to be shot.

Number forty-one was also given Amphetamine instead of Valium.

I made a short speech—my grievances and my honourable notice of total war. Andrea had finished my battle flag—black silk with a single large “Q” in remembrance of Quantrill embroidered in gold filigree—and it was visible throughout the proceedings.

On my signal, each of the naked men who’d been tied in the kneeling position was shot in the back of the head. I used both my custom .357 and Gary’s Model 28. I mandated .357 or .44 Magnum. The size hole those cartridges left in the back of the head is proof of the client’s full satisfaction.

I saved forty-one till next to last. I had been holding the pistol about a foot from the client’s head to keep down back-spatter on the weapon. With forty-one I put the muzzle flush against the man’s head.

Click and then one more Click.

“HMMMmmnn…? I wonder why it’s not firing?” I said.

I bent over and stuck the muzzle into his ear hole.

Click—Click—Click!

I walked around in front of him, put the muzzle to his forehead and Clicked one last time.

I pulled my other revolver, pointed it at Wallace’s forehead and pulled the trigger.

“This revolver works perfectly,” I told forty-one.

“Maybe it’s because this revolver is loaded. Do you think?” I asked number forty-one.

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“Dude, what is your name?” I asked number forty-one.

“Danny,” he said.

“Danny, I saw a film where a man played Russian roulette. I’d never do such a stupid thing and if I was resolved to kill myself, I’d load all of the chambers.

“Nonetheless, I wondered what an incredible adrenaline rush that must give.

“You got to experience that—not once—but six times.

“Originally I wanted you alive so that you could tell the story, but I’ve been thinking. Your close brush with death may have given you some sort of epiphany.

“I’m going to give you some clothing—including one of the black storm trooper uniforms. I’m going to give you food, an M-16 along with a combat compliment of ammunition, a couple of good pistols and some other nice things.

“If you want to go back to being a Federale—well there you have it. You can try to find a community that will have you or you can try to make it on your own.

“It’s all up to you Danny. I would advise you to get out of here ASAP. Some folks might not be as laid back and easygoing as me. Another thing, you don’t want to be caught in the crossfire when they come down on us over this,” I said.

*********** ***************** *************************

My computer experts weren’t as good as Gary of course, but they were capable. They got the different recordings edited down to one coherent linear narration of events within twenty-four hours. Then they uploaded the recordings onto the Internet from several different servers from all over the world—too many for the State to suppress all of them at one time.

As I’d hoped the recordings went viral.

************** ******************* ********************************

Some folks say that I made the town a target with my theatrics. I don’t think the State was willing to overlook the disappearance of almost seventy of their Peacekeepers, whether I broadcasted those agents’ executions or not.

We had forward observers all around the town to give us advance warning.

I really believed that they’d come in with an overwhelming number of ground troops. Instead they did a miniature reenactment of the bombing of Dresden using drones.

The lead drones had the new 35mm chainguns firing a 50-50 mix of raufoss and depleted uranium penetrators. They fired a ridiculous and redundant number of rounds at the small town.

Trying to shoot down the numerous drones would have been as effective as trying to shoot a few hornets when the swarm attacked. The only sane tactic was to get as far under cover as possible and to try to weather the storm.

A drone could be made just as large as the largest piloted aircraft, but the trend had been towards smallish craft and to spread them far more widely and evenly than a smaller number of larger craft would have allowed.

Using huge numbers of drones in attempting completely raze a small townstead was a theatrical tour de force.

The next wave of drones carried bombs. The bombs were perhaps as fat as a two-liter soft drink bottle and about two feet long. Each drone carried six to twelve of the bomblets. The bombs were small, but we’re considering the effect of six hundred to a thousand bombs falling into perhaps fifty acres.

Then after the bombs had pretty much crushed any of the hypothetical fire fighting capability there was another wave of bombs—dropping napalm. There were about as many drones carrying full-sized firebombs as had dropped the high explosive but they were supplemented by large numbers of smaller drones dropping hand grenade sized incendiary devices.

Finally another wave of bullet firing drones—.308 armor piercing rounds fired from miniguns this time around—targeted and repeatedly strafed any structures still standing.

There was no time to evacuate or even to gather many of the clueless into our shelters. Those close enough to one of our underground shelter to duck within survived. Most of the others did not.

We were fortunate that the small town was too small to support a true firestorm or we might have died of asphyxiation.

I was pleasantly surprised to learn that Dennis the bar owner had built a tornado shelter under his bar and had been steadily enlarging it for many years. Dennis’ shelter wasn’t a secret—though I’d failed to hear about it for some obscure reason.

Because Dennis’ shelter wasn’t a secret, a number of people had headed there. There was over eighty who’d escaped unscathed as well as a score of folks wounded on the way.

I gathered the survivors—those who would come—all together to hear my words.

“I didn’t see this coming,” I told them.

“People who attack like this are cowards. They are convinced that they can act with impunity because they are anonymous and because they attack from afar.

“They attack non-combatants: women, children, the aged and the infirm right along with the able bodied warriors.

“They think that we can’t identify them. They think that even if we could identify them that we couldn’t reach them. They believe that even if we reached them, that we wouldn’t be vicious enough to wipe out whole damned families—guilty and the innocent all at once.

“These are much the same assumptions that the Kansas Red-Legs had when they robbed, raped and ruined their Missouri neighbors and their farms.

“Like William Quantrill, I intend to give these bushwhackers a big taste of their own medicine.

“If you’re young enough, fit enough and determined enough to travel hard and strike back come and talk to me.

“If you have a weapon or weapons bring them along with your ammunition—within the broad confines of reason. Don’t bring more gear and supplies than you can conveniently carry—unless you mean to share.

“Those of you with no weapons—don’t sweat it. Like O Michael Watson used to say:

“’If you don’t have a cousin don’t sweat it. They will find you a cousin.’

“If you are a sincere but unarmed prospect, we will find you weapons,” I told them.

Duncan signed on with his experience as a combat medic. Doughbot with his ghastly white pallor and the ability to shoot tight little groups way far away also signed up.

“What did that mean about cousins?” Doughbot asked.

“Watson was a professor of Anthropology. Whenever he taught freshman that in many societies it is almost mandatory that a man marry a cousin; there was always some freshman who’d ask what happens if you don’t have a cousin.

“That was his invariable reply,” I explained.

I picked up three diligent hackers aged thirteen, sixteen and seventeen. The youngest was a crack shot with three deer to his credit.

When the drones attacked Dennis—who was still wearing a knee brace and walking with a cane after his dubbing—was shot and killed while shouting at people to come to his basement shelter. He left behind a seventeen-year-old son who’d always been called “Little Dennis”. He was anxious to join.

Willis’ fifteen-year-old son had lost his mother in the blitz bombing. His carefully controlled rage impressed even me.

All in all, I had fifteen recruits.

“The rest of y’all, I’m truly sorry but I have nothing for you. You will have to make do the best that you can,” I told the townsfolk who were not selected.

“Just make this right!” a middle aged man with a paunch shouted at me.

“The Bible says:

“’ That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.’

“Things like this can never be made right. I am going to reprove some evildoers in a rather extreme fashion though.

“That should help them to see how ‘not right’ things can be,” I told him.

As we were walking out of what had been our town, one of my former deputies who’d just arrived and who’d missed or meeting rolled his eyes and asked me:

“What’s with the teenaged otaku?”

“They’re hackers. Once we get them to a computer they’re going to find the names of the drone pilots, the officers who ordered the attacks and the quislings who wrote the flight programs,” I said.

“What will you do when you have their names?”

“Something massive.”




.....RVM45 :cool::sht::cool:
 

223shootersc

Veteran Member
"Something massive."

Sometimes the least amount of words draws the most elaborate picture. RVM45 thanks for another great chapter in a long line of great chapters.
 

feralferret

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Unfortunately it shows to be almost three years since RVM45 has been on this board. As a result, I am not optimistic about getting more of this story. He is however still active on another board (Last Online: Apr 2, 2023) I frequent, so apparently he is still among the living.
 
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