Read this in another forum during a "hot" headed time and thought it fit here perfectly after all the posts. Enjoy as I did.... The names have been changed from a personal mod on the other forum to just "mods" to fit this forum. 
I will try to illustrate how some of these work by using the mods as an
example. At times they are #8, only at times. They are certainly not #12? They
many times feels I am sure that they are dealing with # 17 and wish they
could find a doc to preform # 18 on some people. I don't know if they rely
on # 11 or do # 7 All of the above fail them when they see the list
becoming #10 and wish they could apply # 2 Perhaps sending this will make
people think I am # 17 and I suffer from #13 Take it away mods.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2003 winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
11. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.
12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
15.Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom
at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit
you're eating.
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$shole.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Optorectomy -- Surgery to remove the nerve running from the eyeball to
the rectum, which cures a crappy outlook on life.
I will try to illustrate how some of these work by using the mods as an
example. At times they are #8, only at times. They are certainly not #12? They
many times feels I am sure that they are dealing with # 17 and wish they
could find a doc to preform # 18 on some people. I don't know if they rely
on # 11 or do # 7 All of the above fail them when they see the list
becoming #10 and wish they could apply # 2 Perhaps sending this will make
people think I am # 17 and I suffer from #13 Take it away mods.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2003 winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
11. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.
12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
15.Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom
at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit
you're eating.
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$shole.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Optorectomy -- Surgery to remove the nerve running from the eyeball to
the rectum, which cures a crappy outlook on life.
