The Gospel according to saint Kerry
John Kerry is my shepherd
I shall not want.
He leads me beside still factories and abandoned farms
He restores my doubt about the Democratic Party
He anoints my wages with taxes and inflation
My expenses rise over my income.
Surely poverty and hard times shall follow the Democratic Party.
And I shall work on a rented farm and live in a rented house
For the rest of my days.
5000 years ago, Moses said, ”Pack up your camel, pick up your shovel, move your ass and I will lead you to the promised land.
5000 years later the Democratic Party said, “Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a camel. This is the promised land.
Next year, John Kerry will take away your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass, and tell you he gave away the promised land.
John Kerry is my shepherd
I shall not want.
He leads me beside still factories and abandoned farms
He restores my doubt about the Democratic Party
He anoints my wages with taxes and inflation
My expenses rise over my income.
Surely poverty and hard times shall follow the Democratic Party.
And I shall work on a rented farm and live in a rented house
For the rest of my days.
5000 years ago, Moses said, ”Pack up your camel, pick up your shovel, move your ass and I will lead you to the promised land.
5000 years later the Democratic Party said, “Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a camel. This is the promised land.
Next year, John Kerry will take away your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass, and tell you he gave away the promised land.