Ok, I'll bite.
First off, my main weakness is water. No electricity, no water because we're on a well. (The other quiz...the one *with* electricity...that would have been easier!
) My busy and skeptical husband bought a small generator from a friend (to appease me)--but I have no idea if it will work on my 2hp well pump...well is 260', water was found at 25', but I'm not mechanical enough to know how all of that works and he's too busy right now to try it. We share this well with an elderly couple who...um...has no clue (a nice way of putting it). If the genny works, I'll use it once or twice a day for a few minutes to fill up the water tank...we're down hill so we can use the faucet to fill up containers. And yes, I have some gas stored...told husband it was to buy it before the price goes up again.
We live outside a small town, so I'd work on the premise after a day or so that we would be living for quite a while without electricity--we're dead last on the priority list (experience has proven this). We have drinking water stored for a while, but I'd start the kids hauling water from the nearest river (about 100' away) for hygenic purposes (or to boil if need be for drinking water). I really don't want to have to go into town and beg it from the National Guard. I want to put the lock on my gate and leave it there for a while. I'd also set up every bucket we have under gutters and wherever else I can because in August we're usually enjoying rain in the afternoon due to the monsoonal flow that comes through here. So I'd be praying for rain.
As far as cooking goes, I have my (normal) propane stove inside--the oven doesn't work without electricity, but I can light the top manually and have plenty of matches. We have a 500-gallon propane tank, and in August we'll have just filled it for the year...but even now I've still got about 200 gallons left. (In August it stays light until after 8:30 pm...and I've got two nice skylights in the kitchen, too. I'd prefer to cook outside in the summer and save the inside propane for winter, but I'd have to test the sheeple climate before making that decision.)
I have a propane BBQ outside that I can bake on--I used to do it all the time when we lived in the desert and didn't want to heat up the house during the summer. I can probably bake a couple of loaves of bread in there at a time, and I'd probably try to leave most of that propane for that purpose. And I have a firepit--cleared of brush and complete with grill, which we use when we don't have fire restrictions--and wood enough for two winters of heating at least. So my cooking abilities aren't really limited in these respects.
I have a freezer that I'd first have to attend to--so for the first few days, we'd be eating out of that (the kids would make the sacrifice, I'm sure, and eat all the ice cream
) and I'd begin to can some of the meats--light up the fire in the fire pit and boil the meat with bones while canning the meat without. Depending upon when in August we experience this, I'd be looking forward to frost around the 10th of September and looking at my garden to see what I want to use up and what I want to can. Frost would be bad for the garden, but good for the freezer since I could make ice at night and keep things cold during the day. This is a fine line that I can't really plan for because of weather idiosyncrasies.
So I'd be using up the meats, having salads (lettuce, spinach, tomatoes)...we have some wild stuff around (verdolaga, lengua de vaca if the horse doesn't get it all), got dressing in the pantry...
Aside from those things, and aside from the canned soups and other things (open can, warm up...or even eat cold if you have to)...I also have:
LOTS of beans and flour, manteca, salt and water to make beans and tortillas--which are a staple in our household. Add a bit of onion, tomato and chile from our garden (or from the 35# bag we usually buy some time in August...) and everyone's happy. (I'd miss garlic. Hmmm...maybe I could trade for it when my supply runs out.) I've also got masa to make corn tortillas, and I make them all on cast iron comales so they can be placed directly on the grill over the firepit. By then I'll probably have canned some salsa, which we'd eat last.
Noodles and the ability to make more noodles--cheese or tomato-y sauces, canned beef, chicken, turkey, tuna and ham, canned mushrooms...I'd have green beans, peas and zucchini from the garden to put in them, too...
Flour, yeast and the rest of the ingredients to make bread, which I could bake in the BBQ...
Rice, dry bouillon, asceptic packed chicken and beef bouillon and the ability to make gravies from scratch...
Asceptic packed milk and powdered milk, eggs from the chickens...
For breakfast, oatmeal, some dried cereals, quite a lot of fruit canned--it looks like it will be a good year for it, and by August I've canned some; we'd eat fresh, then start on canned as usual, eggs and ham, pancakes....got quite a lot of coffee.
Some time in August or early September (depends on the farm) we usually buy a 50# bag of potatoes...
There are quite a few things I could make, but I know that especially with kids you need some comfort foods and favorite recipes--so I've got the chicken enchilada casserole that I listed under freezer meals (separate thread); I could make chicken or beef crepes--another family favorite; lasagna (especially with the spinach...the cheese is a problem, so this would maybe be one of my first dishes, while my cheese isn't moldy yet);
...and desserts--I've got a lot of canned fruit that can be made into pies, chocolate chips and bittersweet to make cookies or brownies--I'd do this sparingly because they'd have to be baked and I'd want to save the baking propane...
Hmmm...now I'm hungry.