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nehimama

Has No Life - Lives on TB
I don’t mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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nehimama

Has No Life - Lives on TB
*** Advice needed!! ***
The kids keep finding their Christmas presents that I have hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I put them up in the attic, so I did that last night.....
Literally, I had no sleep!
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All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, “it’s too dark,” and wanting to be let back down.
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Any other suggestions, please??
 
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