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thompson

thompson

Certa Bonum Certamen
Just a tad breezy

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ShadowMan

ShadowMan

Designated Grumpy Old Fart
Roger Thornhill said:
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My uncle and aunt lived in the family farm home that my brother and all his siblings grew up in. It was a old old old wood clapboard drafty 100+ year old building. The barn was equally as old and the ENTIRE inside of the roof of the barn was covered with Yellow Jacket nests. You didn't run or walk anywhere near the damn barn unless you wanted to risk getting stung. My uncles attitude was just leave the Yellow Jackets alone and they will leave you alone.

Well my cousin got nailed by a Yellow Jacket right between the eyes and and my aunt had finally had enough. She slowly and carefully removed all the farm equipment and tools from the barn. Doused it with gasoline inside and out and lit the barn on fire. Needless to say....by the time the rural fire department arrived there was nothing left of that 100+ year old barn. The firemen were amazed that my aunt had managed to save all the farm equipment and tools. She just smiled at them. "I got lucky."

When my uncle came home he was both in shock and pissed about what had happened. I understand that during their "DISCUSSION" on the subject my aunt quietly ended the discussion when she switched topic by saying something like:

"And now we need to talk about this rundown dump of a house!"

Very shortly afterwards, within a couple of months, she had a BRAND NEW MODULAR HOME..... :groucho:
 
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