From an Irish Friend

DustMusher

Deceased
Thoughts from across the pond

An E-mail from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder
despite your political affiliation:

We in Ireland can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an
election in the United States .

On one side, you have a pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war-hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in the Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies?
 

von Koehler

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Thoughts from across the pond

An E-mail from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder
despite your political affiliation:

We in Ireland can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an
election in the United States .

On one side, you have a pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war-hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in the Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies?

You see, the problem is that it's not a Guinness distributorship...;-)

Flavius Aetius
 
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