Texas Guy
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Clem, having been refused entry to the nightclub because he didn't have a tie, began to search the parking lot for whatever he could find. He finally came up with a set of jumper cables. Wrapping them around his neck, he returned to the nightclub door and the maitre d'. Clem said, "Will this do?" The maitre d' said, "Well, I suppose so. Just don't start anything."